1. "Dad's baldness"
Xiaoqiang: "Mom, why don't your dad have a single hair on his head?"
Mom: "Your dad is called bald because he is too much thinking and is tired!"
Xiaoqiang: "Mom, that's what you are wrong. Why does dad worry about family affairs alone? Can't you bear some responsibility for dad?"
Mom: "Xiaoqiang, I have to bear a lot of worries about our family, so your dad doesn't worry about the family's affairs!"
Xiaoqiang: "I don't believe it. You see, your hair has not fallen off. Why do you say you are more worried than your father?"
2. "Tell the secrets of heaven"
Dad: "Son, can you say it, can anyone tell the secrets of heaven in one word?"
Son: "Your problem cannot defeat me. The person who tells the secrets in one word is the weather forecaster!"
3. "Beauty is weak"
The grandson said to his nineties, "Grandma, did you look ugly when you were young?"
Grandma criticized her grandson, "No, when grandma was young, she was the school beauty!"
The grandson said: "People say that beauty is poor. You say that you were the school beauty when you were young, so how could you live so old? You are really worthy of my doubts!"