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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th
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Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep.
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It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.
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Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.
A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears
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This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold.
This old man must be concentrating with his eyes closed.
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Introduction: A boy sent a kiss to his partner but was discovered by his mother. He laughed wildly and then changed his face in a second. Netizens asked: Why is this mother-in-law so cute? Recently, in Anyang, Henan, a netizen posted a video that made people laugh or cry. It turn
A boy in Henan was caught sending kisses to his partner. His mother laughed at him and then changed his face. Netizens laughed.
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1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa
A moment of relaxation: Tell me how a junior high school student can enter high school besides taking the high school entrance examination.
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[Humorous Joke] I have lost weight recently. I went out for a run last night. I was hungry after just two steps. I ate one fried rice noodles and 10 mutton skewers. It was a bit spicy after eating, so I bought a bottle of mineral water! After eating I continued running, but my st
Humorous joke: When the waiter saw me taking a bottle of water from the bathroom, his eyes immediately became uneasy.
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1. Eat hot pot with your girlfriend. . . Girlfriend: Help me cook a crab, I want to eat it. Me: Each person has one pot, why don’t you take the pot yourself? Her: I believe in Buddhism and do not kill. 2. I was taking my little daughter for a ride on my electric donkey, and a for
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I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.
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1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love
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It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.
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Market view: The market fluctuated back and forth during the day today, and the trend was very boring. However, after closing in the afternoon, the U.S. dollar index reached a new high again, and U.S. crude oil broke below. I wonder whether this breakthrough can stabilize the sho
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Liu Mingcheng: Analysis on the rise and fall of gold today on 7.14, analysis of crude oil futures market and operation strategy
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The bandits captured many girls and hid them in a yard. Among the girls was an anti-Japanese female warrior named Zhou Rang. She lit a fire in the bandit's den and encouraged the girls to break away from the ropes and run to the street together.
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