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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
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Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.
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1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the
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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?
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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho
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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m
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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha
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