Make me laugh: That second joke was out of pocket but clever

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Make me laugh: That second joke was out of pocket but clever - DayDayNews

Make me laugh: That second joke was out of pocket but clever - DayDayNews

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Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w - DayDayNews

Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w

The author of the short novel "I Bought": Shuimu Yuntian

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On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga - DayDayNews

On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga

The World of Humor: A Foodie’s Promise

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1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th - DayDayNews

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th

Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people

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1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey - DayDayNews

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey

This wave of humorous jokes for friends is classic, interesting, and cute.

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr - DayDayNews

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr

Humorous world: voice-activated lights

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title

Daily Funny: When I was a child, I scared my mother: If you don’t obey, your child will be eaten by monsters.

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(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! ! - DayDayNews

(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! !

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Girl, are you in love with the prince’s skull?

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Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

The copywriting is poisonous, I will laugh it off and I will not be held responsible

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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours. - DayDayNews

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.

“Girls, please don’t shake your hands when taking selfies! Otherwise, your soul will be out of body!”

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What blessings are there in this life? In fact, the greatest blessing has only two words: health! Our bodies are free from disease and disaster, and our hearts are free from troubles. The happiest thing is not how many things are outside your body, but the people we care about, o - DayDayNews

What blessings are there in this life? In fact, the greatest blessing has only two words: health! Our bodies are free from disease and disaster, and our hearts are free from troubles. The happiest thing is not how many things are outside your body, but the people we care about, o

There are only three words in life, and every word is precious! (classic)

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Get up before 5 and read. On July 3rd, we will always be different. I have been working late on weekends recently. Faced with a tired body and unfulfilled responsibilities, if I am not careful, I will create a "joint force" of anxiety. It is always said that it is difficult to ha - DayDayNews

Get up before 5 and read. On July 3rd, we will always be different. I have been working late on weekends recently. Faced with a tired body and unfulfilled responsibilities, if I am not careful, I will create a "joint force" of anxiety. It is always said that it is difficult to ha

On July 3rd, we will always be different

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1 All the glory and wealth in the world are inferior to a good friend. 2 No matter it is sentimental poems, beautiful articles, or leisure joy, nothing can replace the incomparable close friendship. - DayDayNews

1 All the glory and wealth in the world are inferior to a good friend. 2 No matter it is sentimental poems, beautiful articles, or leisure joy, nothing can replace the incomparable close friendship.

Classic quotes about friendship: Having a confidant in life is enough

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Traditional sunflowers have simple colors, such as red, pink, yellow, and white, but mine are a mix of two colors, such as light pink petals dyed red and white petals with dark pink stripes. I like it very much. This kind of striped flowers, because each of them is different, so - DayDayNews

Traditional sunflowers have simple colors, such as red, pink, yellow, and white, but mine are a mix of two colors, such as light pink petals dyed red and white petals with dark pink stripes. I like it very much. This kind of striped flowers, because each of them is different, so

The most dazzling color among sunflowers is the striped q in the petals

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A complete printed version of the 2022 Qiqihar City High School Entrance Examination Chemistry Test Paper in Heilongjiang Province (with reference answers). - DayDayNews

A complete printed version of the 2022 Qiqihar City High School Entrance Examination Chemistry Test Paper in Heilongjiang Province (with reference answers).

Complete printed version of the 2022 Qiqihar City High School Entrance Examination Chemistry Test Paper in Heilongjiang Province (with answers)

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The red boat breaks through the waves and braves the sand, and patrols the sea with great vigor. Dance in the heart of China and sing the flowers in China. The east is bright in the prosperous age of the dragon, and the tiger is leaping into the new sky and the Beidou is tilted. - DayDayNews

The red boat breaks through the waves and braves the sand, and patrols the sea with great vigor. Dance in the heart of China and sing the flowers in China. The east is bright in the prosperous age of the dragon, and the tiger is leaping into the new sky and the Beidou is tilted.

Celebrating Dang’s 101st birthday and conceiving again

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