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I've Awakened SSS Rank Wood Base Abilities, But My Fiancée Mocks Me as Loser and Wants a Divorce - DayDayNews

I've Awakened SSS Rank Wood Base Abilities, But My Fiancée Mocks Me as Loser and Wants a Divorce - DayDayNews

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It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question, - DayDayNews

It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question,

A joke that will make you laugh: I’m worried that the customers behind me won’t be able to receive the wifi signal

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Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title

Daily Funny: When I was a child, I scared my mother: If you don’t obey, your child will be eaten by monsters.

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I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t - DayDayNews

I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t

A person's ideas can be as old as a gourd melon

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Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?" - DayDayNews

Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?"

Humor World: Let him go

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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o - DayDayNews

Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o

"Micro Novel" Funny Love

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H - DayDayNews

When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H

Happy joke: An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad

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As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav - DayDayNews

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav

Why is there such a big gap under the toilet partition? The comments made me laugh, hahaha

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Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W. - DayDayNews

Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.

"Isn't it just a breakfast? Big brother's eyes are straight!" Hahaha, it's so beautiful.

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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

05/20 1846

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours. - DayDayNews

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.

“Girls, please don’t shake your hands when taking selfies! Otherwise, your soul will be out of body!”

05/19 1924

#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah - DayDayNews

#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah

"I accidentally transferred the colored video to the family group. I wanted to withdraw it but clicked delete..."

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There is an old van parked under the shade of a tree next to Huifeng Plaza in Deqing, Zhejiang. Sitting in the passenger seat is an old lady with white hair and closed eyes. Her mouth is slightly open and her face is twitching from time to time, but her expression is stable. - DayDayNews

There is an old van parked under the shade of a tree next to Huifeng Plaza in Deqing, Zhejiang. Sitting in the passenger seat is an old lady with white hair and closed eyes. Her mouth is slightly open and her face is twitching from time to time, but her expression is stable.

"No woman wants to enter my home!" A Zhejiang man has lived in the same bedroom with his mother for 28 years... Netizens burst into tears when they saw his room

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Another focus of WWDC is iOS 9! Compared with iOS 8, iOS 9 has many fewer changes, and only has some more functional optimizations; the biggest difference is actually on the iPad, with the addition of a very easy-to-use trackpad mode, multitasking, etc. - DayDayNews

Another focus of WWDC is iOS 9! Compared with iOS 8, iOS 9 has many fewer changes, and only has some more functional optimizations; the biggest difference is actually on the iPad, with the addition of a very easy-to-use trackpad mode, multitasking, etc.

Summary of new features of iOS 9: iPhone 4S, the lowest supported model, is upgraded

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Everything is caused and reincarnated, but there are some people who have not sown evil seeds, but are looking forward to having perfect fruits. Mr. Gan from Jiangxi has been living under a bridge for more than a month and has no food. I often look for food thrown away by others - DayDayNews

Everything is caused and reincarnated, but there are some people who have not sown evil seeds, but are looking forward to having perfect fruits. Mr. Gan from Jiangxi has been living under a bridge for more than a month and has no food. I often look for food thrown away by others

When facing an immoral old man, should you choose to forgive?

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Preface: Dreams rely on a little bit of persistence. Every time I take a break, I say put down my phone, half an hour after half an hour. If you don’t have what you want to do and are in a confusing dilemma and don’t know how to choose, start by reading and calm down your panic a - DayDayNews

Preface: Dreams rely on a little bit of persistence. Every time I take a break, I say put down my phone, half an hour after half an hour. If you don’t have what you want to do and are in a confusing dilemma and don’t know how to choose, start by reading and calm down your panic a

"Let Growth Take You Through Confusion": What determines your life is not effort but choice

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But since Apple typically launches new iPhones around the same time every year, we'll likely see the iPhone 14 arrive in September 2022. - DayDayNews

But since Apple typically launches new iPhones around the same time every year, we'll likely see the iPhone 14 arrive in September 2022.

Watch! iPhone 14 series revealed in advance: Equipped with the largest lens in Apple’s history, it’s really fragrant

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When I was watching the news recently, I saw a lot of news about the iPhone 14 series. It seems that such news will continue until Apple releases the iPhone 14 series in the fall. No, there is news again that the iPhone 14 series The shots have changed. - DayDayNews

When I was watching the news recently, I saw a lot of news about the iPhone 14 series. It seems that such news will continue until Apple releases the iPhone 14 series in the fall. No, there is news again that the iPhone 14 series The shots have changed.

Is the iPhone 14 series front lens upgraded to AF autofocus? Not much change in appearance

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