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More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

06/04 1711

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

# funny moment# I believe that every university will have one or more confession walls and complaint walls for students to relax and entertain themselves after their daily study life. Let’s take a look at the daily stories shared by students on the confession wall: What a beautif - DayDayNews

# funny moment# I believe that every university will have one or more confession walls and complaint walls for students to relax and entertain themselves after their daily study life. Let’s take a look at the daily stories shared by students on the confession wall: What a beautif

Overview of the ecology of confession walls in colleges and universities

06/03 1832

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n

Funny jokes about embarrassing roadside stalls, hilarious classic jokes about picking up girls

06/06 1385

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think - DayDayNews

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think

What is it like to have a weird leader around you?

06/05 1821

Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so - DayDayNews

Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so

Ci Yuan laughed and chatted: I can’t accept it.

06/02 1286

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

06/04 1528

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

06/05 1516

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

06/11 1479

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

In the first game, Anselon relied on his powerful and sharp offensive and rock-solid defense to lead 3-0 and 9-1 at the beginning. Momota Kento was pushed in the backcourt by Axelsen, and his situation was very passive. Axelsen led 11-2 into the technical interval. - DayDayNews

In the first game, Anselon relied on his powerful and sharp offensive and rock-solid defense to lead 3-0 and 9-1 at the beginning. Momota Kento was pushed in the backcourt by Axelsen, and his situation was very passive. Axelsen led 11-2 into the technical interval.

21-4, 21-7! Axelsen defeated Kento Momota and won the Malaysian Open men's singles title

06/11 1465

The Romero shotgun in "Hunter: Showdown" is very powerful, with a longer range than other shotguns in the game, but the disadvantage is that it can only shoot a single shot and has an extremely slow reloading speed. - DayDayNews

The Romero shotgun in "Hunter: Showdown" is very powerful, with a longer range than other shotguns in the game, but the disadvantage is that it can only shoot a single shot and has an extremely slow reloading speed.

The weirdest mid-buck shotgun in history is coming to Manhunt: Showdown

06/11 1037

The Mossberg 590 shotgun is a pump-action shotgun that is on par with the famous Remington 870 shotgun. It can be ranked alongside the Remington 870 as a representative product of pump-action shotguns. - DayDayNews

The Mossberg 590 shotgun is a pump-action shotgun that is on par with the famous Remington 870 shotgun. It can be ranked alongside the Remington 870 as a representative product of pump-action shotguns.

Mossberg 590, the king of pump-action shotguns on par with Remington 870

06/11 1881

The AA-12 automatic shotgun is one of the most powerful and powerful assault weapons in the world. FRAG-12 bullets include ordinary high-explosive bullets, high-explosive clustered steel bullets, and high-explosive armor-piercing bullets, each of which can easily tear apart targe - DayDayNews

The AA-12 automatic shotgun is one of the most powerful and powerful assault weapons in the world. FRAG-12 bullets include ordinary high-explosive bullets, high-explosive clustered steel bullets, and high-explosive armor-piercing bullets, each of which can easily tear apart targe

American AA-12 shotgun, the most powerful weapon in the world

06/11 1471

Not all types of firearms will appear in the raging three-gun competition. In fact, only those who are outstanding in performance, quality and even appearance can perform well in the high-efficiency and high-demand arena. Mossberg's 940JM PRO shotgun meets a series of requirement - DayDayNews

Not all types of firearms will appear in the raging three-gun competition. In fact, only those who are outstanding in performance, quality and even appearance can perform well in the high-efficiency and high-demand arena. Mossberg's 940JM PRO shotgun meets a series of requirement

Star of the game, hunting weapon, new shotgun with excellent performance and appearance, Mossberg 940JMPRO

06/11 1317

Russia's firearm naming principle has continued the traditional European method, consisting of the firearm type and the designer's Russian abbreviation plus the year of design finalization. - DayDayNews

Russia's firearm naming principle has continued the traditional European method, consisting of the firearm type and the designer's Russian abbreviation plus the year of design finalization.

["Type 17 assault rifle"? What will be the name of our country’s next-generation new rifle? 】

06/11 1131