Walking Away From Your Significant Other

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1. In class in winter, the teacher stood with his back to the stove and said to the students: Think twice before speaking, count to at least fifty times, and count to a hundred times for important things. The students rushed to count, and finally burst out in unison: ninety-eight - DayDayNews

1. In class in winter, the teacher stood with his back to the stove and said to the students: Think twice before speaking, count to at least fifty times, and count to a hundred times for important things. The students rushed to count, and finally burst out in unison: ninety-eight

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It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question, - DayDayNews

It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question,

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I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t - DayDayNews

I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t

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The second bastard returned to his hometown just because his father wanted to return to the West. His scrawny father had refused to eat for several days. He was gasping for breath on the hospital bed, waiting to die—— - DayDayNews

The second bastard returned to his hometown just because his father wanted to return to the West. His scrawny father had refused to eat for several days. He was gasping for breath on the hospital bed, waiting to die——

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole - DayDayNews

My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole

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1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of - DayDayNews

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of

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Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with - DayDayNews

Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with

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That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition, - DayDayNews

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,

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No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt - DayDayNews

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Let me give you a riddle first: This is a "special" hospital. There is no needle, not a drop of disinfectant, and the operating table is a common desk. The youngest patient is one or two hundred years old. The strangest thing about this place is Doctors don't save people... What

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On the day of admission, his wife accompanied him. The patient looked gloomy and said he felt very tired, had chest tightness, nausea and vomiting from time to time, abdominal distension, poor appetite, itchy skin, oliguria, and had recently been suffering from diarrhea and occas - DayDayNews

On the day of admission, his wife accompanied him. The patient looked gloomy and said he felt very tired, had chest tightness, nausea and vomiting from time to time, abdominal distension, poor appetite, itchy skin, oliguria, and had recently been suffering from diarrhea and occas

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Domestic beauty products are also involved! In recent years, the scale of online transactions in China's beauty industry has increased rapidly, and e-commerce platforms represented by Tmall, JD.com, and Vipshop have become the main distribution channels for beauty brands. As cons - DayDayNews

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