You're going to get so many diseases from eating a person.

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You're going to get so many diseases from eating a person. - DayDayNews

You're going to get so many diseases from eating a person. - DayDayNews

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Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see - DayDayNews

Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see

These people’s friend circles are like a joke

05/16 1953

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of - DayDayNews

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of

A series of jokes (227)

05/18 1453

Damn it, it’s okay if you occupy my territory, but now you have to imitate this, what do you want! This table is a standard four-person table, and eight people can fit in it. Now it’s just the two of us, how can we be crowded? ! - DayDayNews

Damn it, it’s okay if you occupy my territory, but now you have to imitate this, what do you want! This table is a standard four-person table, and eight people can fit in it. Now it’s just the two of us, how can we be crowded? !

Inexplicable fate 1

05/17 1142

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav - DayDayNews

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav

Why is there such a big gap under the toilet partition? The comments made me laugh, hahaha

05/17 1488

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse? - DayDayNews

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?

Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.

05/16 1956

1. I received a letter today. It is my "honor" to meet you. 2. I was doing a chemistry experiment that day. All the classmates had finished it, but I hadn’t. The teacher asked me what was wrong. I cried and shouted: There is no aluminum! ! ! ! No aluminum! ! 3. I took the IMBT te - DayDayNews

1. I received a letter today. It is my "honor" to meet you. 2. I was doing a chemistry experiment that day. All the classmates had finished it, but I hadn’t. The teacher asked me what was wrong. I cried and shouted: There is no aluminum! ! ! ! No aluminum! ! 3. I took the IMBT te

Have you learned those cute homophones and earthy love words?

05/17 1468

Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with - DayDayNews

Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with

"My girlfriend keeps playing games all night long, what should I do?" I can't keep people in my heart.

05/18 1493

My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole - DayDayNews

My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole

Happy moment: Obviously making money is a very unhappy thing, so why do you still work so hard to make money?

05/18 1012

After a year of loving each other, my husband and I finally had a fight. I never lost in a fight! "I don't like your posture at night." "It's too much. I advise you to take it back." He gritted his teeth angrily. "I don't like your taste either, it's tacky." "You think I'm tacky - DayDayNews

After a year of loving each other, my husband and I finally had a fight. I never lost in a fight! "I don't like your posture at night." "It's too much. I advise you to take it back." He gritted his teeth angrily. "I don't like your taste either, it's tacky." "You think I'm tacky

The national version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a hilarious revenge story (completed)

05/18 1309

As we all know, the true identities of the security guards and cleaning aunties in the company are always mysterious. You can never imagine what they will be like after get off work. Recently, some netizens discovered that the cleaning aunties in the company are... Feel the appre - DayDayNews

As we all know, the true identities of the security guards and cleaning aunties in the company are always mysterious. You can never imagine what they will be like after get off work. Recently, some netizens discovered that the cleaning aunties in the company are... Feel the appre

After accidentally discovering the true identity of the cleaning aunt, the drama comes from real life.

05/19 1027

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

05/23 1052

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?" - DayDayNews

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"

What do you do when you don't want to attend a school sports day?

05/23 1396

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day?

How boring can a person be? What do you do when you're bored?

05/23 1926

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes. - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.

Now let you see what a great god is!

05/23 1598

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e - DayDayNews

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e

I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.

05/23 1781

They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa - DayDayNews

They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa

The leader is very important. The older you are, the bolder you are.

05/22 1156

It is difficult to make games, and it is even harder to make independent games. This should be a consensus in the entire industry. As the game industry continues to develop, although there are many well-received and popular domestic games such as "Taiwu Scroll" and "The Great Imm - DayDayNews

It is difficult to make games, and it is even harder to make independent games. This should be a consensus in the entire industry. As the game industry continues to develop, although there are many well-received and popular domestic games such as "Taiwu Scroll" and "The Great Imm

Their families don’t understand, how do people who sell their houses, make games, and make solo games stick to their dreams?

05/24 1258

In 2021, long video platforms have encountered many obstacles. In 2022, Station B took the stance of accomplishing all the results in one battle, working hard in various content tracks, and aggressively invaded long videos. - DayDayNews

In 2021, long video platforms have encountered many obstacles. In 2022, Station B took the stance of accomplishing all the results in one battle, working hard in various content tracks, and aggressively invaded long videos.

Station B will focus on long-form videos in 2022, which is worth looking forward to

05/24 1899

Why can't you find a girlfriend even though your conditions are so good? Some boys have good grades since childhood, have a gentle personality, are kind-hearted, and have good looks. They are good boys in the eyes of their parents. However, in relationships, they are not popular - DayDayNews

Why can't you find a girlfriend even though your conditions are so good? Some boys have good grades since childhood, have a gentle personality, are kind-hearted, and have good looks. They are good boys in the eyes of their parents. However, in relationships, they are not popular

Tips for chasing girls: The more "compatible points" you have with a girl, the more attracted she will be to you.

05/24 1313

According to traditional customs, because it is "water thrown away by a married daughter", the man's parents must pay a certain amount of bride price to the woman's parents before their son gets married. As a reward for the woman's parents raising their daughter, this money is of - DayDayNews

According to traditional customs, because it is "water thrown away by a married daughter", the man's parents must pay a certain amount of bride price to the woman's parents before their son gets married. As a reward for the woman's parents raising their daughter, this money is of

Knowing that it is an old custom, why do more and more parents of girls still support asking for bride price? The reason is very realistic

05/24 1921

People aged 3 to 11 years old are vaccinated against the new coronavirus. What are the precautions? How much will the human body’s immunity level improve after receiving the vaccine booster shot? As of 24:00 on October 29, 14 provinces across the country have reported new locally - DayDayNews

People aged 3 to 11 years old are vaccinated against the new coronavirus. What are the precautions? How much will the human body’s immunity level improve after receiving the vaccine booster shot? As of 24:00 on October 29, 14 provinces across the country have reported new locally

What should people between the ages of 3 and 11 pay attention to when receiving the COVID-19 vaccine? The authoritative answer is here

05/24 1457

Today, after the Minhang WeChat official account "Minhang District COVID-19 Vaccination for Minors Aged 3-17 has resumed, location arrangements →" was pushed, the editor received a lot of messages and inquiries. Regarding several issues that netizens are concerned about, the edit - DayDayNews

Today, after the Minhang WeChat official account "Minhang District COVID-19 Vaccination for Minors Aged 3-17 has resumed, location arrangements →" was pushed, the editor received a lot of messages and inquiries. Regarding several issues that netizens are concerned about, the edit

Can I still get the second shot after the time has passed? Is there a third shot? ... Questions and answers on COVID-19 vaccination for ages 3-17 are here

05/24 1374