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Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from
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First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori
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# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid
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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho
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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?
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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"
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On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t
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1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I
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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere
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A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.
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But after all, Lu Buwei was getting older, and he began to feel powerless in front of Zhao Ji, who was like a wolf and a tiger. In addition, he was worried that King Qin would find out about this as he got older and cause death, so he asked Lao Ai to pretend to be an eunuch. Ente
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The semi-finals of the 2022 Malaysia Badminton Open were held in Kuala Lumpur on July 2. Chinese women's singles player Chen Yufei, women's doubles pair Zhang Shuxian/Zheng Yu, and mixed doubles players Zheng Siwei/Huang Yaqiong reached the finals. The competition between Tokyo O
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From winning the German Open and the Korean Masters in a row, to now having worse and worse results in five consecutive tournaments in Southeast Asia, the famous national badminton player He Bingjiao has suffered a major decline. What’s more terrible is that the 2022 Badminton Wo
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The national badminton world champion suffered another round trip! He Bingjiao lost 10 points in a row and collapsed, and her prospects for the World Championships were dimmed. In the first round of the women's singles of the 2022 Badminton World Federation Malaysia Masters, nati
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