"Nothing You See is Real" | Donald Hoffman

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"Nothing You See is Real" | Donald Hoffman - DayDayNews

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As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i - DayDayNews

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i

Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star

05/26 1415

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

05/25 1586

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho - DayDayNews

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.

05/27 1185

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from - DayDayNews

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from

Changing cards (micro-novel)

05/26 1536

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori - DayDayNews

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori

The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age

05/28 1566

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

05/27 1973

1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought

Funny jokes about gangsters, funny jokes about sisters and funny jokes

05/28 1448

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it? - DayDayNews

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?

"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?

05/26 1438

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

A few days ago, Mr. Fan, a citizen, discovered that several electrical box cabinet doors were open on Shangshan Road in the central city, posing safety risks. Spraying dead trees with green paint is not advisable to "greener" them. To be a civilized person, don’t “destroy the flo - DayDayNews

A few days ago, Mr. Fan, a citizen, discovered that several electrical box cabinet doors were open on Shangshan Road in the central city, posing safety risks. Spraying dead trees with green paint is not advisable to "greener" them. To be a civilized person, don’t “destroy the flo

"Hotline Echo" Dead trees sprayed with green paint? Such “greening” is puzzling

06/03 1419

The Spring Festival holiday is over. Starting from February 13th, the "Liangjiang New Area Enterprises Settled in 2019 Spring Festival" will be hosted by the Liangjiang New Area Social Security Bureau and hosted by the Liangjiang New Area Social Insurance Management Center, the t - DayDayNews

The Spring Festival holiday is over. Starting from February 13th, the "Liangjiang New Area Enterprises Settled in 2019 Spring Festival" will be hosted by the Liangjiang New Area Social Security Bureau and hosted by the Liangjiang New Area Social Insurance Management Center, the t

February 14th 2019 New Year Group Recruitment Fair for Key Enterprises in Liangjiang New Area

06/03 1086

Beyond what we can see with the naked eye, a flower, a leaf, or a grain of sand is a microscopic world. Think about it, do the children at home like to squat in the corner and watch ants and flowers after the rain? These are all manifestations of children trying to explore the wo - DayDayNews

Beyond what we can see with the naked eye, a flower, a leaf, or a grain of sand is a microscopic world. Think about it, do the children at home like to squat in the corner and watch ants and flowers after the rain? These are all manifestations of children trying to explore the wo

Portable microscope, magnifying 120 times to see the world, children are fascinated by it, and scientists are trained from an early age

06/03 1431

My colleague Xiaoyou has been in a very bad working condition recently. She is listless at work, cannot concentrate at work, and makes frequent mistakes. Privately, I have a good relationship with Xiaoyou, and I can't help but care about her current situation: "But what happened? - DayDayNews

My colleague Xiaoyou has been in a very bad working condition recently. She is listless at work, cannot concentrate at work, and makes frequent mistakes. Privately, I have a good relationship with Xiaoyou, and I can't help but care about her current situation: "But what happened?

If your child shows these 3 major signs, it proves that it’s time to wean off night feeding. Don’t feel bad, mother, otherwise it will harm your baby.

06/03 1408

Is confinement important? Of course it's important! Confinement is a major event in our women’s lives. If we take good care of ourselves during confinement, we may not always be healthy for the rest of our lives, but if we don’t take good care of it, we may have regrets for the r - DayDayNews

Is confinement important? Of course it's important! Confinement is a major event in our women’s lives. If we take good care of ourselves during confinement, we may not always be healthy for the rest of our lives, but if we don’t take good care of it, we may have regrets for the r

Confinement is really important, so I chose the confinement center

06/03 1306

Text/Yangcheng Evening News All-Media Reporter As the construction of the Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area has become a key national strategy, economic, social, and cultural personnel exchanges between Bay Area cities have become more frequent, and the cultural concept - DayDayNews

Text/Yangcheng Evening News All-Media Reporter As the construction of the Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area has become a key national strategy, economic, social, and cultural personnel exchanges between Bay Area cities have become more frequent, and the cultural concept

Big prize! On the occasion of the 25th anniversary of Hong Kong's return to the motherland, the "Greater Bay Area Literature Essay Award" is launched

06/03 1957