Funny Adult Joke: A man got lost playing golf, so asked the lady in front of him what hole he was on

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Funny Adult Joke: A man got lost playing golf, so asked the lady in front of him what hole he was on - DayDayNews

Funny Adult Joke: A man got lost playing golf, so asked the lady in front of him what hole he was on - DayDayNews

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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when - DayDayNews

1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when

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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here.

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On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

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When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan

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(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! !

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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes

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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o

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Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla - DayDayNews

Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla

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One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night. - DayDayNews

One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night.

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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

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Hello everyone, this is Xiaohui talking about food. As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for Taoist people, and home-cooked food is the freshest. Today, Xiaohui recommends nine home-cooked dishes for everyone, suitable for all ages. For those above, just eat the C

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Ingredients for fish fillets in sour soup: fish fillets, enoki mushrooms, garlic, Knorr fat beef buns in sour soup (available in supermarkets) Method: 1. Wash the enoki mushrooms and cut them into small strips, mince the garlic and set aside. 2. Heat oil in a pan, add minced garl

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After wrapping the remaining fillings for the dumplings, take a vegetable roll, wrap it in the batter and put it in the frying pan. Once fried, the skin will be crispy, and the juice will burst when you take a bite. It is full of meaty aroma and tastes really great. It was empty

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I once saw a female student holding a large stack of flyers on a dimly lit street and taking the trouble to distribute them to everyone around her. The light on this side is bright and colorful, and the other side of the light is dark and gloomy, but she is still alive. - DayDayNews

I once saw a female student holding a large stack of flyers on a dimly lit street and taking the trouble to distribute them to everyone around her. The light on this side is bright and colorful, and the other side of the light is dark and gloomy, but she is still alive.

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