7 Killer Jokes That Make People Love Being Around You

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7 Killer Jokes That Make People Love Being Around You - DayDayNews

7 Killer Jokes That Make People Love Being Around You - DayDayNews

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On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl - DayDayNews

On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl

The world of humor: not taking the usual path

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Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W. - DayDayNews

Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.

"Isn't it just a breakfast? Big brother's eyes are straight!" Hahaha, it's so beautiful.

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Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see - DayDayNews

Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see

These people’s friend circles are like a joke

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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here.

After receiving an unreasonable request from a girl in the hospital... I was stunned.

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Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right? - DayDayNews

Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right?

"I accidentally saw this on my mother-in-law's phone. What kind of party is this?" Hahaha, even wearing a mask

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Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?" - DayDayNews

Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?"

Humor World: Let him go

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Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

The copywriting is poisonous, I will laugh it off and I will not be held responsible

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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes - DayDayNews

1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes

Happy moment: My female boss was kidnapped late at night, and she told me excitedly in the morning: It’s been more than 10 years...

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(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! ! - DayDayNews

(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! !

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Girl, are you in love with the prince’s skull?

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night. - DayDayNews

One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night.

The beauty made a joke with me

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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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We often think that it is very harmful for children to be disobedient. Children can easily develop selfish characters and only take their own feelings as the premise, regardless of what their parents think. He doesn't care about how diligent his parents are and how they urge him - DayDayNews

We often think that it is very harmful for children to be disobedient. Children can easily develop selfish characters and only take their own feelings as the premise, regardless of what their parents think. He doesn't care about how diligent his parents are and how they urge him

Is it a good thing for children to be disobedient? never heard of that

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July 4th is my little baby’s fourth birthday. I wish him a happy birthday and healthy growth. Time flies so fast. That night four years ago, the baby was born. His grandfather and grandma brought the placenta back from the hospital overnight, drove back to their hometown, and pla - DayDayNews

July 4th is my little baby’s fourth birthday. I wish him a happy birthday and healthy growth. Time flies so fast. That night four years ago, the baby was born. His grandfather and grandma brought the placenta back from the hospital overnight, drove back to their hometown, and pla

four year old baby

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Put aside all our current cognitions and ask a fundamental question: What is the most essential thing about education? The most important source is unconditional love and security. - DayDayNews

Put aside all our current cognitions and ask a fundamental question: What is the most essential thing about education? The most important source is unconditional love and security.

What is the core essence of education? How to give children a lifetime of energy

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Hello everyone, the dish I want to share with you today is konjac cherry tomatoes. Regular consumption of konjac has many benefits, such as lowering blood sugar and blood lipids, lowering blood pressure, beautifying the skin, and most importantly, it can lose weight, relieve cons - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, the dish I want to share with you today is konjac cherry tomatoes. Regular consumption of konjac has many benefits, such as lowering blood sugar and blood lipids, lowering blood pressure, beautifying the skin, and most importantly, it can lose weight, relieve cons

Essential home-cooked dishes for weight loss (27 Konjac Cherry Tomatoes)

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Wild big carps have a special habit, that is, after discovering food, they often keep a distance from the food and circle around the food. If the smell of the food is a little strong, big carp will often linger around the food for a long time. - DayDayNews

Wild big carps have a special habit, that is, after discovering food, they often keep a distance from the food and circle around the food. If the smell of the food is a little strong, big carp will often linger around the food for a long time.

The bait nest separation technology for wild fishing for big carp allows carp to bite the hook quickly without fear of fish in the nest not eating the bait.

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January 1, 1944 Fansheng Monthly (Second Issue) Author: Zhi I am not saying that the food of Huzhou people is unique in the world, but I hope that what I said about the food of Huzhou people will inspire the food of other Cantonese people, Henan People's eating...etc. can be comb - DayDayNews

January 1, 1944 Fansheng Monthly (Second Issue) Author: Zhi I am not saying that the food of Huzhou people is unique in the world, but I hope that what I said about the food of Huzhou people will inspire the food of other Cantonese people, Henan People's eating...etc. can be comb

What Huzhou people eat

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