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🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - He loved his job, driving a train had been his... | Funny Daily Jokes - DayDayNews

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When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan - DayDayNews

When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan

I was playing billiards with Mr. and Mrs. Wang next door. My sister-in-law’s words made my stomach hurt from laughing.

05/17 1314

Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right? - DayDayNews

Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right?

"I accidentally saw this on my mother-in-law's phone. What kind of party is this?" Hahaha, even wearing a mask

05/15 1302

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr - DayDayNews

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr

Humorous world: voice-activated lights

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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when - DayDayNews

1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when

Happy moment: My daughter went on a blind date and came back and said: The blind date failed again.

05/15 1887

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

05/16 1978

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th - DayDayNews

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th

Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people

05/16 1427

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

05/15 1725

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see - DayDayNews

Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see

These people’s friend circles are like a joke

05/16 1953

One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night. - DayDayNews

One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night.

The beauty made a joke with me

05/20 1461

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

05/20 1715

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

05/20 1840

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

05/19 1262

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

05/19 1347

Noisy fireworks, returning to nature/Snow reflects the plum blossoms, winter comes and summer passes, white horses pass through the gap, walking in the vast sea of people, finally understand that there is no forever calm life, appreciate the water, the moon, the idle flowers, w - DayDayNews

Noisy fireworks, returning to nature/Snow reflects the plum blossoms, winter comes and summer passes, white horses pass through the gap, walking in the vast sea of people, finally understand that there is no forever calm life, appreciate the water, the moon, the idle flowers, w

Noisy fireworks, return to nature

05/20 1329

When I was in junior high school, I didn't actually listen to much music, but I was addicted to a game at that time, so I kept listening to this song "Half City of Smoke and Sand". At first, I just thought the melody was very nice and melodious. Slowly, I started to If you analyz - DayDayNews

When I was in junior high school, I didn't actually listen to much music, but I was addicted to a game at that time, so I kept listening to this song "Half City of Smoke and Sand". At first, I just thought the melody was very nice and melodious. Slowly, I started to If you analyz

"Half a City of Smoke and Sand" tells the story from the heart, where are the brothers from back then?

05/20 1005

July 4th is the first day of Earth and Planetary Science Summer Camp. The main content of the summer camp in the morning was the opening ceremony and admissions policy report, while in the afternoon there were three exciting academic reports. - DayDayNews

July 4th is the first day of Earth and Planetary Science Summer Camp. The main content of the summer camp in the morning was the opening ceremony and admissions policy report, while in the afternoon there were three exciting academic reports.

Live broadcast preview｜｜The 9th Summer Camp for College Students in Earth and Planetary Sciences has begun!

05/20 1892

Home visits are an important link between school and family and an indispensable and solid bridge for home-school cooperation. According to the unified deployment of the Education and Sports Bureau, in order to ensure the safety of students during the summer, further strengthen c - DayDayNews

Home visits are an important link between school and family and an indispensable and solid bridge for home-school cooperation. According to the unified deployment of the Education and Sports Bureau, in order to ensure the safety of students during the summer, further strengthen c

Home and school work together to build thousands of families with love - "Ten thousand teachers visit thousands of families" event at Tangchi Middle School in Guangfeng District, Shangrao City

05/20 1500

Guangdong universities have seized the precious opportunities given by the times, continuously expanded the open education pattern, served the Bay Area, and worked together to create a high-level talent gathering place and a scientific research and innovation highland in the Grea - DayDayNews

Guangdong universities have seized the precious opportunities given by the times, continuously expanded the open education pattern, served the Bay Area, and worked together to create a high-level talent gathering place and a scientific research and innovation highland in the Grea

Cultivate top-notch innovative talents with "three innovations" to help the construction of the Greater Bay Area write a new chapter

05/20 1942

After the college entrance examination scores are released, parents worry about what schools to choose with such low scores. This is a question that many parents of undergraduate students have asked the most recently. Today, the College Entrance Examination Volunteer Tour (fill i - DayDayNews

After the college entrance examination scores are released, parents worry about what schools to choose with such low scores. This is a question that many parents of undergraduate students have asked the most recently. Today, the College Entrance Examination Volunteer Tour (fill i

6 colleges and universities in the electric power industry. Low-scoring college entrance examination students should pay more attention and find good employment.

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