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1. Alas! Things in the world are hard to achieve, just like taking photos of a woman! The face that is tilted by the phone at 45 degrees makes you look slimming, but your chest looks smaller! 2. Son: "Dad, I failed half of the subjects this time." Dad: "It doesn't matter, keep wo

Sister Xiang’s joke: It’s hard to achieve both things in the world

04/01 1602

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Xiao Cui pouted and looked unhappy, then said, "Mom," You don't splash cold water on me, you feel uncomfortable, right? I always like to reveal my shortcomings. Am I your own daughter? Xiao Cui's father smiled and said, "Cui'er, don't listen to your mother's nonsense," the dishes

Romance Novel (A Life of Regret) Chapter 118

04/01 1156

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1. Life and death are fate, and wealth lies in father. 2. When I passed by the bank entrance, I took hundreds of thousands of dollars... Yesterday, I passed by the 4S store and took a car. Oh, I lived here... Isn't it still dawn? 3. In the morning, my colleague looked frustrated

Sister Xiang’s joke: Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in father

04/01 1550

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(1) That year I went to elementary school. It was popular in the school to make a blood alliance. The three charity of Taoyuan were in power. Gangzi and Huzi, and I became brothers of the opposite sex. We agreed that we would share the same blessings and share the same difficulti

Joke: Why are most of the financial power in the family controlled by women?

04/01 1470

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This is the spirit of our side. I want to see your leopard: If I let you know who is the overlord, try not to bring the battery of the tram into the elevator. Dog: Who doesn’t have a single or two-handed skill? That girl: Learn math, physics and chemistry well, and go all over th

"After accidentally discovering the love words my mother wrote to her father," Hahahahahahahahaha, she was laughed and vomited after being replied.

04/01 1212

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Girl, do you usually go like this and do not follow the ordinary path? Hahahahahaha, I can feel his despair! It hurts so much... My wife and son started fighting, I don’t know who to cheer for [cover your face], right? These socks and commuting clothes don’t match... After the sh

This husband, wife and son have started fighting, and they actually asked who should cheer for hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

04/01 1646

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Hello everyone, it’s Friday again today. I wonder what you will do on the weekend? So today, the editor will recommend two novels with high scores and good reviews to you. I will spend this weekend with you. If you like it, remember to follow me!

Promote two business war workplace novels with high quality and good reputation. The content is very exciting, the more you read it, the more addicted you become

04/01 1225

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Hilarious comment: Love is indeed mutual, men and women are equal?

03/31 1771

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1. "No matter how naughty she is, it's hard to get angry at her." 2. "The happiest hairstyle I've ever seen." 3. "Take us to the beach, driver." 4. "My dog ​​sways like a kid." 5. "My puppy is trying to figure out if he's ridiculed or loved." 6. "Carrot salad pants that nap after

19 photos that prove that "animals are as cute and weird as humans"

03/31 1451

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A friend of mine told me a true story between him and the weasel. He found a weasel in his yard and had a litter of four cubs. One day, the female weasel took her cub and one cub was left alone. He caught the cub and put it in a bird cage. He fed the little puppy without eating a

The story of a weasel with 4 cubs and 13 chickens

03/31 1752

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1. Arguing with my wife, ignoring me. . . So I wanted my 4-year-old son to coax his mother, but the little guy said directly: "You don't dare to go, you even let me go! What should she do if she beat me!" I. . . 2. My daughter has an idiom called "I can't whistle" in Chinese home

[Happy Moment on the Weekend] I'm so funny. Did you have any cuteness when you were a child?

03/31 1659

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Today's funny pictures are here, if you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy. Mom: No matter how old you are, you won’t like to eat this. I feel like he is the big brother of the demon world, so I can give them a face.

Mom: I don’t like to eat this at all ages (those funny pictures that make people laugh so hard that their stomachache)

03/31 1087

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1. "Greedy Husband" One day, a wife complained to her incompetent husband: "I have no shame to live anymore. We rely on our mother to pay the rent, our aunt to buy clothes for us, and our sister to buy food for us. I feel very ashamed, and I really feel no shame to meet people!"

Jokes (342)

03/31 1692

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The above article said that Big Dogzi advocates love at first sight. A year later, when Big Dogzi was nineteen years old, he finally waited for his love at first sight. It was a wonderful afternoon, and the big dog was dancing snakes by the river with a group of young men, which

Anecdotes in northern Anhui People and Things in the Village 2

03/31 1611

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At this time, a handsome guy was cursing and hungry. Are you really looking for food? This is a newly hired cleaner, and the elevator handrails are wiped cleanly. It would be easier to just not wear pants.

Comment on the rumor-this time a handsome guy was cursing and hungry

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