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1 I hope that I, Wei Wuxian, can spend my whole life fighting against evil and supporting the weak, with no regrets in my heart. 2 Even if it’s just a dream, I don’t want to wake up. 3 As for me, if someone else strikes first, I have to fight back. - DayDayNews

1 I hope that I, Wei Wuxian, can spend my whole life fighting against evil and supporting the weak, with no regrets in my heart. 2 Even if it’s just a dream, I don’t want to wake up. 3 As for me, if someone else strikes first, I have to fight back.

"Chen Qing Ling" Wei Wuxian's lines 1-15: May I be able to fight against rape and support the weak throughout my life, with no regrets in my heart.

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Hilarious classic funny jokes about coming home. When I got home at night, my wife took a picture of me with her mobile phone and asked: "Didn't you say I worked overtime? Why does it smell like alcohol?" First: See if she is really a woman. Second: See how she looks without make - DayDayNews

Hilarious classic funny jokes about coming home. When I got home at night, my wife took a picture of me with her mobile phone and asked: "Didn't you say I worked overtime? Why does it smell like alcohol?" First: See if she is really a woman. Second: See how she looks without make

Hilarious classic homecoming funny jokes, embarrassing dance classic funny jokes

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This time I got sick, some people got the fart strain, some got the dry rice strain, and some got the high-end learning strain. I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles. When the noodles were served, I saw my girlfriend and a strange man talking and laughing in a corn - DayDayNews

This time I got sick, some people got the fart strain, some got the dry rice strain, and some got the high-end learning strain. I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles. When the noodles were served, I saw my girlfriend and a strange man talking and laughing in a corn

Humorous joke: Aren't you jealous? I was stunned for a moment

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Dear friends, which color can you swallow in one bite? God replied: At this moment, George knew that he must marry Jenny in this life. God’s reply: COVID-19: Hey, are you still playing the empty city trick with me? - DayDayNews

Dear friends, which color can you swallow in one bite? God replied: At this moment, George knew that he must marry Jenny in this life. God’s reply: COVID-19: Hey, are you still playing the empty city trick with me?

God’s reply: COVID-19: Hey, are you still playing an empty city trick with me?

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The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny riddle: Two fools together (hit a star)

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The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. If you search the Internet for the r - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. If you search the Internet for the r

Funny riddle: I want to mend the sky, but my arms are too short (guess an idiom)

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This young lady has a really great figure. I know that not many people come to see the dog. Who am I? I didn’t realize what was unreasonable at that time. Who can explain the principle? Today is another day when I don’t go to work. Ding, the membership recharge is successful. You - DayDayNews

This young lady has a really great figure. I know that not many people come to see the dog. Who am I? I didn’t realize what was unreasonable at that time. Who can explain the principle? Today is another day when I don’t go to work. Ding, the membership recharge is successful. You

Hilarious GIF: This girl has such a great figure, I know not many people come to see the dog

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I've just been dating my partner for a month. Today, when we went out to play, she got drunk and fell asleep on my bed, holding my doll. What should I do now... Brother, you are taking beautiful women too seriously, and your feet are broken due to tripping. - DayDayNews

I've just been dating my partner for a month. Today, when we went out to play, she got drunk and fell asleep on my bed, holding my doll. What should I do now... Brother, you are taking beautiful women too seriously, and your feet are broken due to tripping.

Hilarious animated picture: Brother, you look at beauties too seriously, your feet are broken due to tripping.

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Xiaohei, you are a bit overestimating your abilities. It's a good idea. Have you learned it? Without this technology, I wouldn't be able to do this job. I don’t know if it tastes good, but it’s more expensive. - DayDayNews

Xiaohei, you are a bit overestimating your abilities. It's a good idea. Have you learned it? Without this technology, I wouldn't be able to do this job. I don’t know if it tastes good, but it’s more expensive.

God’s comment: Can long-distance relationships really endure loneliness?

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The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad - DayDayNews

The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad

Love, but no talent | Cold jokes 2379 & Last year today 2021

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I think having a pet is very healing. She doesn’t do anything. Her steady breathing while sleeping makes me feel very happy. She also snorts and coquettishly in my arms when she sleeps. Who can say no to that? - DayDayNews

I think having a pet is very healing. She doesn’t do anything. Her steady breathing while sleeping makes me feel very happy. She also snorts and coquettishly in my arms when she sleeps. Who can say no to that?

How funny can the owner group be?

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1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish - DayDayNews

1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish

Joke: Xiao Ming: Why can’t anyone destroy the River God?

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1. Embarrassing classic funny jokes, people either have a temper like chili peppers. Or layered like cabbage. Or be as thoughtful as lotus root. But I can't do it! I'm like a telegraph pole, straight! The essence of online social networking is not communication, but showing off, - DayDayNews

1. Embarrassing classic funny jokes, people either have a temper like chili peppers. Or layered like cabbage. Or be as thoughtful as lotus root. But I can't do it! I'm like a telegraph pole, straight! The essence of online social networking is not communication, but showing off,

Embarrassing classic funny jokes, classic emotional funny embarrassing jokes

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Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and life pressure, how long have you not laughed? Now follow [Laoyou Classmate] to share funny pictures with you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh [77/1000] Source of Happiness 01 This massage is not bad, - DayDayNews

Living in a fast-paced urban life, faced with busy work and life pressure, how long have you not laughed? Now follow [Laoyou Classmate] to share funny pictures with you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh [77/1000] Source of Happiness 01 This massage is not bad,

The massage strength is okay but a little rough (those funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)

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This master is a bit unusual, and I don’t know whether the works in his drunken state are written words or paintings. I can’t appreciate it. It turns out that reversing this big car is so troublesome, and there seems to be a person and a dog watching from above. - DayDayNews

This master is a bit unusual, and I don’t know whether the works in his drunken state are written words or paintings. I can’t appreciate it. It turns out that reversing this big car is so troublesome, and there seems to be a person and a dog watching from above.

GIF animation: It turns out that reversing this big car is so troublesome. There seems to be a person and a dog watching from above.

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