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Sausages and tomatoes, imagine the lines in "The Queen of the Generation" are swollen like peaches. What should I give you money? I don't pay after shopping in the kiln? The supermarket has not sold it for a week. The supermarket selling vegetables does not cut the thing. Girls d - DayDayNews funny

Sausages and tomatoes, imagine the lines in "The Queen of the Generation" are swollen like peaches. What should I give you money? I don't pay after shopping in the kiln? The supermarket has not sold it for a week. The supermarket selling vegetables does not cut the thing. Girls d

Various funny humanoid plants (I laughed to death)
DayDayNews 06/11 1151
Living in a fast-paced urban life, how long has it been since you laughed happily in the face of busy work and life pressure? [Lao You Classmate] Share funny pictures to you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh happily. - DayDayNews funny

Living in a fast-paced urban life, how long has it been since you laughed happily in the face of busy work and life pressure? [Lao You Classmate] Share funny pictures to you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh happily.

Aunt Wang: I was so excited (those funny pictures that make people laugh so hard that my stomach hurts)
DayDayNews 06/11 1130
When I went to my girlfriend's house, I was afraid of saying the wrong thing, so I said to my girlfriend on the way: What did I say wrong? You should remind me. Today I went to attend a classmate's second wedding banquet. The classmate welcomed the guests at the banquet entrance. - DayDayNews funny

When I went to my girlfriend's house, I was afraid of saying the wrong thing, so I said to my girlfriend on the way: What did I say wrong? You should remind me. Today I went to attend a classmate's second wedding banquet. The classmate welcomed the guests at the banquet entrance.

Humorous joke: She is not available today, I will bring her with you next time at your wedding
DayDayNews 06/11 1806
On how strange things can be written in a girl’s will. Reasonable, pertinent, and to the point. After winning the lottery, how can I safely bring the money home? Me: Can this be cheaper? - DayDayNews funny

On how strange things can be written in a girl’s will. Reasonable, pertinent, and to the point. After winning the lottery, how can I safely bring the money home? Me: Can this be cheaper?

How outrageous can the underworld be rewind now? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy
DayDayNews 06/11 1954
I'm going to pick up people at the station at 9 am this morning. I went downstairs at half past 7 and was about to wipe the car to give people a good impression, right? Early in the morning, Saturday again, the community was quiet and my car was parked by the fence on the south s - DayDayNews funny

I'm going to pick up people at the station at 9 am this morning. I went downstairs at half past 7 and was about to wipe the car to give people a good impression, right? Early in the morning, Saturday again, the community was quiet and my car was parked by the fence on the south s

Happy morning
DayDayNews 06/11 1027
There was a couple of teachers in the school who were handsome and beautiful. For a while, they seemed to have broken up. The male teacher worked part-time in charge of the radio room. During a break, he used the radio to say: Students, I have completed the resignation procedures - DayDayNews funny

There was a couple of teachers in the school who were handsome and beautiful. For a while, they seemed to have broken up. The male teacher worked part-time in charge of the radio room. During a break, he used the radio to say: Students, I have completed the resignation procedures

Hilarious joke: Today I want to broadcast a song "You finally become someone else's mistress" for a certain teacher
DayDayNews 06/10 1714
1. When I was washing my hands in the toilet with my friend in the mall, I looked at the passerby who was leaving and said, "You know, washing hands in the toilet is to be clean, but the person just now even washed his fingers, that is a clean obsession!" My friend said with some - DayDayNews funny

1. When I was washing my hands in the toilet with my friend in the mall, I looked at the passerby who was leaving and said, "You know, washing hands in the toilet is to be clean, but the person just now even washed his fingers, that is a clean obsession!" My friend said with some

Hilarious joke: One day, a friend and I went to a restaurant for dinner, and there were two beauties on the table next to us
DayDayNews 06/10 1200
Yes, you asked the price to take the initiative and take selfies without putting the products. I think my brother is right. This designer has something to do. First, eliminate the public. Depend on whether the burning is done? - DayDayNews funny

Yes, you asked the price to take the initiative and take selfies without putting the products. I think my brother is right. This designer has something to do. First, eliminate the public. Depend on whether the burning is done?

Hilarious comment: What does it mean to put a ruler on a man’s bedside?
DayDayNews 06/10 1730
1. On the day of the wedding, my husband came to welcome me. Just as he carried me out of the house, my mother cried. My tears couldn't help but flow. I went back and hugged her and said, "Mom, I can't bear to leave you either!" My mother choked and said, "I finally got you out o - DayDayNews funny

1. On the day of the wedding, my husband came to welcome me. Just as he carried me out of the house, my mother cried. My tears couldn't help but flow. I went back and hugged her and said, "Mom, I can't bear to leave you either!" My mother choked and said, "I finally got you out o

A complete collection of jokes to make your girlfriend happy, jokes: silly wife, all this stuff is our family’s money
DayDayNews 06/10 1149
1. My wife is usually very lazy, and I always take her to cook. Today I was sick. My wife suddenly said she wanted to make chicken soup for me to drink, which made me excited. As a result, she came with two bags of instant noodles. She said with great sincerity: I ate the noodles - DayDayNews funny

1. My wife is usually very lazy, and I always take her to cook. Today I was sick. My wife suddenly said she wanted to make chicken soup for me to drink, which made me excited. As a result, she came with two bags of instant noodles. She said with great sincerity: I ate the noodles

The latest jokes in 2022, couple jokes: Eat rice with toothpicks and drink soup with chopsticks
DayDayNews 06/10 1956
The chickens in this chicken farm are so happy, and there is watermelon to eat every day. I have to stay in the room for three months if I give you sixty years. I can only bring three things. What would you bring? - DayDayNews funny

The chickens in this chicken farm are so happy, and there is watermelon to eat every day. I have to stay in the room for three months if I give you sixty years. I can only bring three things. What would you bring?

I have to stay in the room for three months if I give you sixty, and I can only bring three things. What will you bring?
DayDayNews 06/10 1985
What else do you have to be dissatisfied with? You said it. Dogzi: There were obstacles in ancient times, but now there are dogs in me. This is obvious, you are still angry, you didn't coax it. - DayDayNews funny

What else do you have to be dissatisfied with? You said it. Dogzi: There were obstacles in ancient times, but now there are dogs in me. This is obvious, you are still angry, you didn't coax it.

"Brother, have you forgotten that the car window is transparent?" Don't think no one can see it.
DayDayNews 06/10 1458
The legendary Farewell My Concubine can be used as a pillow. Thank you. It's so considerate, meat buns worth 3 yuan per person. Doesn't the boss feel conscience hurt? He thought it was killing a dog. He was shocked. It was a problem. Whether he could get married is a problem. Net - DayDayNews funny

The legendary Farewell My Concubine can be used as a pillow. Thank you. It's so considerate, meat buns worth 3 yuan per person. Doesn't the boss feel conscience hurt? He thought it was killing a dog. He was shocked. It was a problem. Whether he could get married is a problem. Net

Funny animation: King Arthur and the Knight of the Round Table, he worked too hard to have a family
DayDayNews 06/08 1529
What do you think about this? Is there any animal that is happier than this? I have been watching it for a long time, but I still don’t know what fish it is, and most people don’t know what it is for. - DayDayNews funny

What do you think about this? Is there any animal that is happier than this? I have been watching it for a long time, but I still don’t know what fish it is, and most people don’t know what it is for.

I'm curious how to use this kind of clothes to go to the bathroom? The comment section opens my mind, hahaha
DayDayNews 06/08 1155
What do you think about Chinese people talking to Chinese people, speaking half Chinese and half English? 13. My friends, I am impressed by someone, can I open a car home? If you like and follow, you won’t get lost, and you won’t stop being happy every day. - DayDayNews funny

What do you think about Chinese people talking to Chinese people, speaking half Chinese and half English? 13. My friends, I am impressed by someone, can I open a car home? If you like and follow, you won’t get lost, and you won’t stop being happy every day.

"Salt God of Summoning Reply" Confidence is OK
DayDayNews 06/08 1032

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