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My father thought that my son didn’t look like me for a long time, and finally took my son to do DNA without hiding it. It turned out that the grandfather and grandson had no relationship. So, I personally had a DNA test with my son, and the results showed that the two were fathe - DayDayNews funny

My father thought that my son didn’t look like me for a long time, and finally took my son to do DNA without hiding it. It turned out that the grandfather and grandson had no relationship. So, I personally had a DNA test with my son, and the results showed that the two were fathe

100 funny jokes (19)
DayDayNews 05/02 1833
(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) The honey badger said, "What's the use of it? It's not delicious." The black-throated sound honey duck said, "Examine it and ask what it has to do with the chrysanthemum head bat in the cave." The honey badger slashed the chry - DayDayNews funny

(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) The honey badger said, "What's the use of it? It's not delicious." The black-throated sound honey duck said, "Examine it and ask what it has to do with the chrysanthemum head bat in the cave." The honey badger slashed the chry

Accomplices are too powerful 9
DayDayNews 05/02 1794
Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it - DayDayNews funny

Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it

Three jokes about laughing out loud (twenty)
DayDayNews 05/02 1785
(1) I know why my schoolbag is put in front of me (2) Breaking dance quick-study (3) They are also nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good at picking up girls (4) My girlfriend is a Master of Flame with a double-pony tail (5) Does he dare? - DayDayNews funny

(1) I know why my schoolbag is put in front of me (2) Breaking dance quick-study (3) They are also nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good at picking up girls (4) My girlfriend is a Master of Flame with a double-pony tail (5) Does he dare?

Comment on Zery Tu God ~ Sister, don’t have any trouble, really... there is no more...
DayDayNews 05/01 1952
The old couple went to take photos, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light? Wife's quote: You are allowed to get drunk and hook your sister, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to hurt my heart and my lungs, I will d - DayDayNews funny

The old couple went to take photos, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light? Wife's quote: You are allowed to get drunk and hook your sister, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to hurt my heart and my lungs, I will d

Cold jokes (24) - Of course you have to be happy when you get married
DayDayNews 05/01 1608
This dog is so funny, hahahaha. This is the right way to open a bag for your girlfriend. Girl, what are you comparing? Hahahaha. It can be seen that the groom today is particularly happy, hahahaha. - DayDayNews funny

This dog is so funny, hahahaha. This is the right way to open a bag for your girlfriend. Girl, what are you comparing? Hahahaha. It can be seen that the groom today is particularly happy, hahahaha.

Brother, your driver's license is a bit special. It's a dumbfounded by the police, hahahaha
DayDayNews 05/01 1680
1. A steamed bun shop in Zhengzhou distributes steamed buns for free to sanitation workers. I only worked for more than 1 month, but I couldn't continue. The owner Ms. Li said that there are three sanitation workers who no longer do sanitation and are still queuing up to get stea - DayDayNews funny

1. A steamed bun shop in Zhengzhou distributes steamed buns for free to sanitation workers. I only worked for more than 1 month, but I couldn't continue. The owner Ms. Li said that there are three sanitation workers who no longer do sanitation and are still queuing up to get stea

Funny joke: One is merged by two others after bankruptcy
DayDayNews 05/01 1181
The young man seemed very happy, hahaha. How did you do this, boy? As long as you are a pretty girl, wearing clothes is willful. Isn’t it embarrassing to walk on the street? - DayDayNews funny

The young man seemed very happy, hahaha. How did you do this, boy? As long as you are a pretty girl, wearing clothes is willful. Isn’t it embarrassing to walk on the street?

As long as you are a pretty girl, wearing clothes is willful. Isn’t it embarrassing to walk on the street?
DayDayNews 05/01 1208
1. My daughter is going to get married. The father said, "Baby, Dad doesn't have much money to give you a dowry, so just take the washboard at home." The daughter said, "Dad, I won't wash clothes by myself." The father said, "Not washing clothes!" The daughter said, "Oh, I unders - DayDayNews funny

1. My daughter is going to get married. The father said, "Baby, Dad doesn't have much money to give you a dowry, so just take the washboard at home." The daughter said, "Dad, I won't wash clothes by myself." The father said, "Not washing clothes!" The daughter said, "Oh, I unders

Humorous joke: I shouldn't use my face to beat yours like this, and I will never dare to do it again next time
DayDayNews 05/01 1844
#How did early love be discovered#The various replies of netizens are really hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, let’s feel it together: ▼I’m afraid I’m going to ask you old woman▼It seems that it’s not good to flip the chat rec - DayDayNews funny

#How did early love be discovered#The various replies of netizens are really hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, let’s feel it together: ▼I’m afraid I’m going to ask you old woman▼It seems that it’s not good to flip the chat rec

"My dad actually peeked at my mobile phone chat history! I discovered my early love partner..."
DayDayNews 05/01 1692
There is no boyfriend in the world, and there are more people, so I will not. The bad news is that there is only one day left in the holiday, the good news is that New Year's Day is still more than 50 days away, and the better news is that New Year's Day is still two months away. - DayDayNews funny

There is no boyfriend in the world, and there are more people, so I will not. The bad news is that there is only one day left in the holiday, the good news is that New Year's Day is still more than 50 days away, and the better news is that New Year's Day is still two months away.

Daily life of a sand sculpture netizen: I have raised you for five years and I don’t even lay an egg
DayDayNews 05/01 1421
When you meet someone you like, you will boldly chase after it. What are you afraid of if you can’t catch it? The key is to participate. The forest is so big that I can't find a tree that can be hung. When you said you loved me, you were like an agent who deceived me into enterin - DayDayNews funny

When you meet someone you like, you will boldly chase after it. What are you afraid of if you can’t catch it? The key is to participate. The forest is so big that I can't find a tree that can be hung. When you said you loved me, you were like an agent who deceived me into enterin

Interesting copywriting in the circle of friends|Not afraid of too many stupid devils, but just afraid of having a group of stupid devils. It's really funny
DayDayNews 05/01 1727
You can tell that it is a habitual offender by looking at your body shape. I'm like CP be like: It's not reasonable because I haven't played it before. Is there iron juice? I'll give you a universe! "Because I'm lying on the rails" - DayDayNews funny

You can tell that it is a habitual offender by looking at your body shape. I'm like CP be like: It's not reasonable because I haven't played it before. Is there iron juice? I'll give you a universe! "Because I'm lying on the rails"

Whoever reads it must say, your uncle is still your uncle
DayDayNews 04/30 1553
1. Hilarious classic meals and funny jokes. I went to dinner with a few friends. I just arrived at a small restaurant on the side of the road. My friend ordered a dish first: "Boss, let's have some fish-flavored shredded pork!" The boss's wife came out and said, "I'm sorry, there - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious classic meals and funny jokes. I went to dinner with a few friends. I just arrived at a small restaurant on the side of the road. My friend ordered a dish first: "Boss, let's have some fish-flavored shredded pork!" The boss's wife came out and said, "I'm sorry, there

Hilarious classic eating funny jokes, embarrassing things to go to work
DayDayNews 04/30 1616
1. A hilarious classic female colleague joked that there was a female colleague who was very beautiful. Although she was married, there were still many crazy bees and butterflies around her. When I was at work today, my beautiful colleague received two large bouquets of roses. An - DayDayNews funny

1. A hilarious classic female colleague joked that there was a female colleague who was very beautiful. Although she was married, there were still many crazy bees and butterflies around her. When I was at work today, my beautiful colleague received two large bouquets of roses. An

Hilarious classic female colleague's jokes, embarrassing things, funny jokes of Xiao Li
DayDayNews 04/30 1787

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  • 1. A hilarious classic female colleague joked that there was a female colleague who was very beautiful. Although she was married, there were still many crazy bees and butterflies around her. When I was at work today, my beautiful colleague received two large bouquets of roses. An - DayDayNews 1. A hilarious classic female colleague joked that there was a female colleague who was very beautiful. Although she was married, there were still many crazy bees and butterflies around her. When I was at work today, my beautiful colleague received two large bouquets of roses. An 04/30 1787
  • Slack Learning: It’s beyond the world of adults, and I can’t understand if I have no experience! It seems that this human body is still too weak. Slacker: At first, people thought that it was just an ordinary network card. - DayDayNews Slack Learning: It’s beyond the world of adults, and I can’t understand if I have no experience! It seems that this human body is still too weak. Slacker: At first, people thought that it was just an ordinary network card. 05/06 1818
  • Today we must fight until dawn, and no one can leave if we don’t admit defeat. I am I want to post, this is longan. How can we see it if you don’t post it on Moments? When naming your child, you must name it a little simpler. Don’t ask why, the child will thank you. - DayDayNews Today we must fight until dawn, and no one can leave if we don’t admit defeat. I am I want to post, this is longan. How can we see it if you don’t post it on Moments? When naming your child, you must name it a little simpler. Don’t ask why, the child will thank you. 05/11 1667
  • Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight. - DayDayNews Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight. 05/04 1615
  • Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha. - DayDayNews Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha. 05/03 1639
  • As usual, Libby rode his bike, packed Pip in his back, and set off from his home in Bedminster to the south. Libby first rode across the commercial streets and ports, passed the University of Bristol on the mountain, and then passed the Clifton suspension bridge across the canyon - DayDayNews As usual, Libby rode his bike, packed Pip in his back, and set off from his home in Bedminster to the south. Libby first rode across the commercial streets and ports, passed the University of Bristol on the mountain, and then passed the Clifton suspension bridge across the canyon 05/06 1745
  • A few days after Xiao Luo and Sister Li came back from a business trip, early in the morning, Xiao Qian and Xiao Luo had just arrived at the office, and Sister Li came in with a glorious face. "How is it? Xiao Qian, did I return your husband to you intact? I'm keeping my word?" A - DayDayNews A few days after Xiao Luo and Sister Li came back from a business trip, early in the morning, Xiao Qian and Xiao Luo had just arrived at the office, and Sister Li came in with a glorious face. "How is it? Xiao Qian, did I return your husband to you intact? I'm keeping my word?" A 05/07 1115
  • 1. Hilarious classic foreign language jokes. At the entrance of the Foreign Language College, I was holding a cart of oranges and selling them, writing 3 yuan per pound. A girl with big breasts came over and asked, can it be cheaper? I said yes, 10 yuan and 3 pounds, no purchase  - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious classic foreign language jokes. At the entrance of the Foreign Language College, I was holding a cart of oranges and selling them, writing 3 yuan per pound. A girl with big breasts came over and asked, can it be cheaper? I said yes, 10 yuan and 3 pounds, no purchase 05/06 1548
  • Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it - DayDayNews Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it 05/02 1785

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  • Chicken: Are you finished drawing? I'm going to get off work. Is it okay to get your phone organized like this in an instant? "What would you choose between the eight beauties below ten million?" - DayDayNews Chicken: Are you finished drawing? I'm going to get off work. Is it okay to get your phone organized like this in an instant? "What would you choose between the eight beauties below ten million?" 05/08 1036
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  • Commentator Li Changxie Recently, a netizen posted that the design of the women's toilet in the "Colorful World of Praying for Blessings" mall in Panyu, Guangzhou is vulgar: on the wall of the women's toilet is a man hiding behind a tree and peeping with a vulgar smile. Many neti - DayDayNews Commentator Li Changxie Recently, a netizen posted that the design of the women's toilet in the "Colorful World of Praying for Blessings" mall in Panyu, Guangzhou is vulgar: on the wall of the women's toilet is a man hiding behind a tree and peeping with a vulgar smile. Many neti 05/06 1877
  • The last few episodes are really psychedelic, too tonight. Forever Moss code, Forever God yyds. Qin Huai and Chen Mo even used pi, so you can't imagine that nothing can be used to make passwords without you. If you don't know the code of Moss in this world, I'm really sorry for m - DayDayNews The last few episodes are really psychedelic, too tonight. Forever Moss code, Forever God yyds. Qin Huai and Chen Mo even used pi, so you can't imagine that nothing can be used to make passwords without you. If you don't know the code of Moss in this world, I'm really sorry for m 05/11 1285
  • 02: The young lady who has not done a good job of observation has fallen so much. It hurts so much. Do you need to rub it? 05: The young lady’s boyfriend just gave her a new phone and went to the park to play happily. When the young lady saw that the fish was so cute, she went to - DayDayNews 02: The young lady who has not done a good job of observation has fallen so much. It hurts so much. Do you need to rub it? 05: The young lady’s boyfriend just gave her a new phone and went to the park to play happily. When the young lady saw that the fish was so cute, she went to 05/07 1920
  • It is said that this is the latest calligraphy work, but no matter how I look at it, it is really close to life. You are afraid that this spare tire will be the most successful, and it will blow up her lair. - DayDayNews It is said that this is the latest calligraphy work, but no matter how I look at it, it is really close to life. You are afraid that this spare tire will be the most successful, and it will blow up her lair. 05/07 1721
  • You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry. - DayDayNews You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry. 05/05 1438
  • 1. Hilarious classic and embarrassing jokes. Today I went to withdraw money with my friend. I withdrew 3,000 yuan. All the withdrawals were new money. I told him to keep it. It was not easy to deal with 30 consecutive numbers. Maybe it would appreciate in the future. Then, he nod - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious classic and embarrassing jokes. Today I went to withdraw money with my friend. I withdrew 3,000 yuan. All the withdrawals were new money. I told him to keep it. It was not easy to deal with 30 consecutive numbers. Maybe it would appreciate in the future. Then, he nod 05/06 1118
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  • Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if they are bitten by dogs in ancient times? When a rescue dog sees survivors, what will the dog say if it can speak? - DayDayNews Nowadays, people will get vaccinated when they are bitten by dogs. What will happen if they are bitten by dogs in ancient times? When a rescue dog sees survivors, what will the dog say if it can speak? 05/11 1638
  • 1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power - DayDayNews 1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left. 2. When I get up, I read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened, but my dad pulled out the router power 05/12 1646
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