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I lent someone a charger and they returned it to me after charging it. My parents heard that I was dating someone else and exchanged tokens. Come and see if it's you. - DayDayNews funny

I lent someone a charger and they returned it to me after charging it. My parents heard that I was dating someone else and exchanged tokens. Come and see if it's you.

Daily Smile: The most outrageous rumor that has ever been made about you since you were a child
DayDayNews 10/14 1105
#headliningcreationchallenge# Joke 1: My son has been in school for a while. It is said that using metaphors can enhance the communication effect, so my father asked him: "The tiger that dominates the mountain, the eagle that flies high, the wolf that is good at fighting, the agi - DayDayNews funny

#headliningcreationchallenge# Joke 1: My son has been in school for a while. It is said that using metaphors can enhance the communication effect, so my father asked him: "The tiger that dominates the mountain, the eagle that flies high, the wolf that is good at fighting, the agi

joke#laugh to death
DayDayNews 10/14 1031
I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? - DayDayNews funny

I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants?

What do you call a leader? Did you shout right? !
DayDayNews 10/14 1923
Are you a "sheep" today? If you are suffering, please laugh, because laughter can relieve pain, and laughter can distract you when you are in pain. Among the humorous jokes compiled today, there will always be one that will make you laugh and bring you auspicious clouds. Follow m - DayDayNews funny

Are you a "sheep" today? If you are suffering, please laugh, because laughter can relieve pain, and laughter can distract you when you are in pain. Among the humorous jokes compiled today, there will always be one that will make you laugh and bring you auspicious clouds. Follow m

Humorous little joke: I dreamed about you cheating again last night
DayDayNews 10/14 1570
Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing busy work and life pressure, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart's content? Your baby has grasped the essence of the little yellow duck. - DayDayNews funny

Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing busy work and life pressure, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart's content? Your baby has grasped the essence of the little yellow duck.

The baby has grasped the essence of the little yellow duck (those funny pictures that make people laugh until their stomach hurts)
DayDayNews 10/14 1103
On this day, as usual, my brother made an appointment with a group of people from the same village to go fishing at the local reservoir at night. The two of them were lucky enough to catch seven or eight fish at about 11 o'clock in the evening. After 11 o'clock, people around the - DayDayNews funny

On this day, as usual, my brother made an appointment with a group of people from the same village to go fishing at the local reservoir at night. The two of them were lucky enough to catch seven or eight fish at about 11 o'clock in the evening. After 11 o'clock, people around the

That night fishing almost cost me my life...
DayDayNews 10/14 1799
1. The flight attendant advised the passengers to wear seat belts. "The last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all bruised from the fall." Asked: "What about the ones who wore seat belts?" The answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting  - DayDayNews funny

1. The flight attendant advised the passengers to wear seat belts. "The last time the plane made an emergency landing, those who didn't wear seat belts were all bruised from the fall." Asked: "What about the ones who wore seat belts?" The answer: "It's okay, they are all sitting

I’ll give you a set of little humor, designed to cure all kinds of unhappiness, please accept it (4)
DayDayNews 10/14 1340
Since my daughter-in-law became pregnant, she does this every time she blows her hair. It’s so silly! This is simply a childhood memory. I miss the time when I sat in front of the TV and watched Princess Huanzhu. - DayDayNews funny

Since my daughter-in-law became pregnant, she does this every time she blows her hair. It’s so silly! This is simply a childhood memory. I miss the time when I sat in front of the TV and watched Princess Huanzhu.

Suddenly I felt like I was worse than a dog... The girl let go of the dog and wanted to hug it.
DayDayNews 10/14 1032
1. If this is really the case, the originally beautiful mood will instantly deteriorate. 2. High temperature can be sterilized. This is not a big problem. 3. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it just feels like a waste of money. 4. I didn’t say anything to lend you. It can be - DayDayNews funny

1. If this is really the case, the originally beautiful mood will instantly deteriorate. 2. High temperature can be sterilized. This is not a big problem. 3. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it just feels like a waste of money. 4. I didn’t say anything to lend you. It can be

The hilarious god replied: It’s just this little money, feel free to spend it, it’s not enough to cover the communication expenses of the gods hahaha
DayDayNews 10/13 1747
Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But  - DayDayNews funny

Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But

The owner used a bottle when he was pregnant, thinking that the dog was bringing warmth, but ended up stepping on him on the sofa?
DayDayNews 10/13 1464
As long as I lay down, he watched beside me, which made me feel embarrassed and wanted to speak, but I didn't expect the old man to speak first. Killer: No, wait a minute, I want to help you save some money. - DayDayNews funny

As long as I lay down, he watched beside me, which made me feel embarrassed and wanted to speak, but I didn't expect the old man to speak first. Killer: No, wait a minute, I want to help you save some money.

Happy today, Killer: Wait a minute, I want to help you save some money.
DayDayNews 10/13 1438
The scene was so embarrassing that it was suffocating... Without further ado, let’s get into the source of today’s happiness. Family members are always curious and ask: "Why can't you find a girlfriend if you are so good-looking?" - DayDayNews funny

The scene was so embarrassing that it was suffocating... Without further ado, let’s get into the source of today’s happiness. Family members are always curious and ask: "Why can't you find a girlfriend if you are so good-looking?"

"I sent the ghs emoticon package to my biological mother with my swipe, and the result..." Ahhh, are you looking for some excitement?
DayDayNews 10/13 1047
God’s reply: How do you politely say that you want to change your technician? I am willing to give up drinking milk tea for a year in exchange for a boy who is not addicted to smoking, chewing betel nuts, drinks moderately, and is introverted and clingy. If you can see me all the - DayDayNews funny

God’s reply: How do you politely say that you want to change your technician? I am willing to give up drinking milk tea for a year in exchange for a boy who is not addicted to smoking, chewing betel nuts, drinks moderately, and is introverted and clingy. If you can see me all the

[Salt Choice God’s reply] God’s reply: How to politely say that you want to change technicians?
DayDayNews 10/13 1606
Guess the idiom by looking at the picture (answers at the bottom) When I was a child, my mother took me to my grandma’s house to deliver things on her bicycle. As a result, she rode too fast on the way and knocked me down. My mother didn’t notice and rode away on the bicycle, lea - DayDayNews funny

Guess the idiom by looking at the picture (answers at the bottom) When I was a child, my mother took me to my grandma’s house to deliver things on her bicycle. As a result, she rode too fast on the way and knocked me down. My mother didn’t notice and rode away on the bicycle, lea

Happy moment: During class, the courier boy asked me to pick up the courier, but the teacher delayed the class.
DayDayNews 10/13 1540
1. Let’s chat: When it comes to the battlefield, will those who have played chicken have an advantage? 2. What do you want to say about this? 3. He is riding a crane. Your grandpa is riding a crane. It is different. 4. Please tell me, what kind of stupid bird is this? It fell on  - DayDayNews funny

1. Let’s chat: When it comes to the battlefield, will those who have played chicken have an advantage? 2. What do you want to say about this? 3. He is riding a crane. Your grandpa is riding a crane. It is different. 4. Please tell me, what kind of stupid bird is this? It fell on

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] What do you have to say about this?
DayDayNews 10/13 1701

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