1. The daughter is going to get married. The father said, "Baby, Dad doesn't have much money to give you as a dowry, so take the washboard at home with you." The daughter said, "Dad, I won't wash clothes by myself." The father said, "Not washing clothes!" The daughter said, "Oh, I understand, but I have a keyboard." The father cried, "Baby, just treat me as begging you, take it away, and let me have a peaceful life!" The daughter said, "Okay, Dad, I understand."
2. Choose a good day to ask the goddess to confess to the beach, but the goddess refuses. Me: Why, is it because I am poor? She: No... not only poor, but also ugly! It seems that I can only use a trick. I took out the ring and knelt on one knee. I was about to propose. The goddess picked up the ring and didn't look at it. She threw it into the sea: "Unless you can get the ring back, don't even think about it!" I looked at the sea silently and sighed deeply: "This is what you said!" After a while, the ring floated up...
3. Husband: Look at your belly so big! Wife: What's wrong? Husband: Can't you control it? Wife: Why do you need to control it! ? Husband: Isn’t it ugly to have such a big belly? My wife beat my husband twice: Damn, I have been married for several years, and you can't make my stomach bigger, I can only do it myself!
4. My best friend’s husband cheated on me and came to complain to me in tears. I held her hand and said earnestly: "As long as the gun is still in our hands, what are you afraid of wasting bullets? What's the matter? What's the enemy?" In this way, my best friend wiped away her tears and went home with a smile. Then I let her husband out of the closet.
5. Once I met my father-in-law on a walk with my wife. My father-in-law greeted us and accidentally saw a piece of bruised on my wife's hands! I asked my wife with great distress: How did you do your hands? Tell dad, dad will make the decision for you! My wife's tears went down: It's all caused by domestic violence. We had a disagreement when we were arguing about a problem... At this time, my father-in-law looked at me fiercely, as if his eyes could kill people. I also realized the seriousness of the problem, so I quickly admitted my mistake: Sorry, I shouldn't have beaten your hand like this with my face, and I will never dare to do it again next time!!!
6. I: "Husband, tomorrow my birthday, what are you going to give me?" Husband: "What do you want? I try to satisfy you as much as possible." I: "I looked at a diamond ring yesterday, it was big and beautiful~" Husband: "Uh, you know, I'm tight on my hands recently..." I: "Haha, I'm teasing you, am I that kind of vain woman? I just want you to give it to me three times tonight~" Husband: "Let's go, buy a diamond ring~"
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