The fourth class in the morning of the story was a mathematics class. Seeing that the students were a little hungry and sleepy, the math teacher said: I'll tell an oriental fantasy story. Do you want to listen to it? The students suddenly became excited and shouted in unison: Wan

Storytelling

The fourth class in the morning was a mathematics class. I saw that the students were a little hungry and sleepy, so the math teacher said: I'll tell a story about Oriental Fantasy . Do you want to listen to it?

The students suddenly became excited and shouted in unison: Want to listen.

The math teacher tidied up his clothes and spoke with a serious expression: Daqin Imperial City, snow was everywhere in the sky. In front of the Chu Mansion, a man was naked and knelt on one knee. He saw a black circle and a red square on his back. The area of ​​the circle and the square were exactly the same. May I ask, which one is larger, the diameter of the circle or the side length of the square?

WeChat chat

Female: I worked overtime until 10 o'clock last night. The power was out of stock on the road home. It was dark. When I walked on the road, I always felt that there were ghosts next to me, and it was terrible to have no electricity!

Male: In fact, ghosts are not scary when walking at night. What is scary is the human beings who sexually assault the stool. Human nature is sometimes really particularly evil.

Female: You men are so disgusting. Do you not even let go of your stool when you become perverted?

Male: I typed a typo, but it was a big change in temperament.

10,000

A: Why are you late?

B: I encountered a robber halfway.

A: How much was it stolen?

B: 10,000.

A: How much does it cost in your card in total?

B: 100,000.

A: Then why did you only snatch 10,000?

B: Because the robber has only 10,000 yuan in the card.

Medical jokes:

1

When encountering thugs in a hospital, you must hide behind the most expensive instruments, because the hospital may not necessarily protect you, but they will definitely protect expensive machines.

2

Cold is a self-limiting disease . As long as you take it through it, don’t take medicine or get injections, you will find that it is very difficult for you to get sick.

3

There is a rule that must be followed by when studying veterinarians: prohibit having feelings for patients.

4

Human cells are constantly being updated. Usually, it takes about 7 years to renew all the cells in a person's body. Therefore, you are essentially not the same person as you 7 years ago. Therefore, the so-called " Seven Years Itch " is not that you don't love you anymore, but because you are not you anymore, and he (she) is not him (she).

Drunk jokes

1

Xiaoying was heartbroken, and she came to a bar alone to drown her sorrows. After drinking high, she caught a man in the bar and chatted.

When I woke up the next morning, Xiaoying found that her WeChat received a lot of letters from newly added friends, all of which were: Baby, have you woken up? Wife, how are you doing? Baby, I miss you! .... From then on, Xiaoying never dared to drink again.

2

My colleague especially likes literary poetry. He is usually very shy and speaks in a literary way.

One day our department had a dinner, but this colleague got drunk.

A waitress came over to clean the bathroom, and the colleague suddenly got up and snatched the broom from the waiter's hand. Then he rode the broom around the waiter and ran around the waiter while singing: "Let's ride a bamboo horse around the bed to make green plums; live together in Changganli, and there is no doubt about the two young people.