I caught a few kilograms of fish while I had nothing to do and sent them to my mother-in-law's house. I thought I could have a meal, but my mother-in-law slaughtered the fish and said: Why don't you take a few of them back and eat them? Buy duck necks at the entrance of the commu

1. I caught a few kilograms of fish while I had nothing to do and sent it to my mother-in-law's house. I thought I could have a meal, but my mother-in-law slaughtered the fish and said: Why don't you take a few back and eat it?

2. Buy duck necks at the entrance of the community and chat with the guy who sells duck necks while waiting: "Are you happy to do this business?"

The young man answered readily: "Of course I'm happy. If you want to cut off any head, you'll chop off any head, just like the emperor."

As he spoke, his hand raised his knife and a duck head rolled far away on the chopping board.

3. I was lying in the hospital and hung a drip. My patients joked: "Look at you, you are fat, and you will get fatter as soon as you inject it."

just happened to be in the middle of the day, and the nurse was in charge of the fun was not a big deal. She said casually: "Well, it's like injecting water."

4. The driving industry is really anti-human. In the past, you could not drink alcohol even if you drove!

5. Asking people to pay back money is like a secret love, you will always feel embarrassed to say it. When you muster up the courage to say it, it becomes like a confession, maybe you don’t even have to do anything with your friends!

6. Sometimes life is a three-game kill: 1. You are getting older. 2. You are getting bigger and bigger. 3. The older you are, the more effort you have to put in.

7. When I went to have a meal, the boss said 42 when checking out. I said to the boss, "Forget the money for this drink!"

The boss lowered his head and calculated again: "I just forgot to make up for the three dollars of drinks, a total of 45."

8. I wrote safety slogans on the enclosed wall of the construction site, and two young ladies passed by.

One said, "You should not behave like a person."

Another said, "Yes, you can write so beautifully with words like this."

9. If you like someone, you will confess your love bravely. Maybe you can know what number of spare tire you are!

10.A: "Every time I see you, I will think of a song."

B: "What song?"

A: " Yan Weiwen 's song, this person is my mother..."

B: "Hate, is it good for me to be a boy?"

11. Today, a fishing friend was raped by his wife and called me to persuade his wife. After I went to understand, I laughed to death. . .

This guy heard that it was very effective in fishing for fresh cow dung into nests and grass carp . I went to the river beach to make a fresh one. In order to maintain the freshness, I put it in the refrigerator at home!

12. Is there anything that game practitioners are unwilling to tell players?

free players are also one of the game functions we provide to paid players.

13. You have worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you have never seen how outstanding you are!

14. Yesterday I went shopping with my boyfriend, and I saw a piece of clothing I liked very much, so I asked my boyfriend to buy it for me, but he didn't want to.

I stood there crying, and everyone looked at me, but the guy looked at me and said, "Cry, it will be a little better when I cry!"

15. The company's new employee introduced himself:

A: "Hello everyone, my surname is Zhang, Zhang Xueliang's Zhang."

B: "Hello everyone, my surname is Zhang, and my surname is Zhang Zuolin, Zhang Zuolin, Zhang."

Then they started fighting.

16. A girl who loves to smile always has more crow's feet than others.

17. In the past, the carriages and horses were very slow, and the letters were far away. I only love one in my life, but I could take many concubines!

18. Joke with several female colleagues: "The human body is ugly, and I wear clothes just to cover up my ugliness. If you don't believe me, take off your clothes. Do you see if I will look at you!"

sex. . . A burst of warm applause. . . . . . Smacked me in the face.

19. Whether an article is good or not depends on whether the legs are numb after reading it after reading it.

20. If you do your best, you may not be as good as others doing it casually!

Hmph

(non-original, reprinted from the official account, please call me Xiang Jie) Because of the mask incident, the whole city was silent and the update was stopped for several days. Please understand.