People in our village all look at me with strange eyes. Anyway, I am young, only three or four years old, and I don’t understand what other people’s eyes mean. The most ridiculous thing is that I also compete with others to pee. Whoever pees farther and whoever pees farther will

When I was a child, I was very naughty. I went to the pond to take a bath with other little boys, dug bird nests with other little boys, stole other watermelons with other little boys, and played house games with other little boys. Anyway, I played other little boys, and even other little boys didn’t dare to play, I dared to play. People in our village all look at me with strange eyes. Anyway, I am young, only three or four years old, and I don’t understand what other people’s eyes mean. The most ridiculous thing is that I also compete with others to pee. Whoever pees farther and whoever pees farther will win. Those who lose will be ridden by the winner. As a result, I lost every time, and I was ridden by other boys as horses every time.

Once, I lost again, so I was very dissatisfied, so I ran home and hugged the bowl and drank three large bowls of cold water in a row. As a result, my mother saw it, we asked me: What are you doing, are you so thirsty? I told my mother the reason, but when my mother heard this, she picked up the rolling pin and beat me to death, beating and scolding me: It’s so inconspicuous. You said that you are a girl, why are you peeing with others!

I remember when I was in the third year of junior high school, I was very young and energetic, not afraid of heaven or earth. I wanted to go up and teach him a lesson if I don’t like anyone, and my buddy is very loyal. If anyone encounters trouble or something, just say it, I will definitely go through fire and water, and I will do whatever I want. Among our friends, I will be called the eldest brother.

One day, my good friend had a conflict with someone else and made an appointment. After lunch, I met under the old locust tree in the playground. I competed with each other and divided the male and female. My buddy came to me, and I led him to the playground without saying a word. When I saw that the guy was about the same figure as me from afar, I felt at ease. As the saying goes, the brave will win when we meet on a narrow road, the soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of the arrogant ones, and the arrogant ones are afraid of the lifeless ones. Today I will ask you to see the power of this young master. If you don’t beat you, you will be no hero!

So I rushed forward. Damn, I haven't run halfway through it yet, suddenly I remembered that my biological clock had to relieve my hands after lunch, and I came at the right time, and it was unstoppable. What should I do? Wouldn't it be ridiculed to escape when retreating at this time? But the shit was coming, and the guy had already rushed over, so he held back his scalp and fought with him. As a result, the shit came out as I beat the other person and then the whole school knew: I beat the other person's head and my shit was beaten out!

Today, just after get off work, I answered a call: "Honey, I paid my salary today. I will invite you to have a big meal in the evening. After dinner, I will buy you a few sets of clothes. Also, the watch you looked at last time also bought it together. You have paid so much for our family. Thank you for your hard work. Although my salary is not much, it is also my little intention. After hearing what she said, I felt mixed feelings in my heart! After so many years of marriage, every penny I earned is handed over to my wife. He only gave me 300 yuan of pocket money every month, and he didn't even have enough money to smoke. Moreover, she has never bought me a piece of clothing, even a pair of trousers, let alone a watch. Alas, I won't say anything. The other end of the phone is still waiting for me to talk, so I Holding the tears that were about to overflow my eyes told her: Sorry, you called the wrong phone number!