1. Classic funny job jokes. No matter how perfect the job you do, the boss will find faults, otherwise he will seem incompetent. If you spend your random thoughts at night to study, you will not be able to stay up late and harm your body if you fall asleep early. I like to wear m

1. Classic funny job jokes. No matter how perfect the job you do, the boss will pick out the faults, otherwise he will seem incompetent. If you spend your random thoughts at night to study, you will not be able to stay up late and harm your body if you fall asleep early. I like to wear masks more and more: epidemic prevention, ugliness prevention, sun protection, lipstick saving, and when you encounter people you don’t like, you can pretend not to know them.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. In class, the teacher said: "It doesn't necessarily mean whatever the surname is. Those with Niu's surname are actually not awesome. Look, there are no famous people with Niu's surname in history?" In the corner, a low voice sounded: " Newton !"

3. Hilarious colleagues are funny and jokes. Some colleagues have special abilities. They will be invisible when they work, and they will appear when they find faults. When they seek credit, they will stand in the first row. Focus on the future and you will be anxious. Focus on the past and you will regret it. If you focus on the present, you will feel a little hungry.

4. It turned out that there was a female colleague named Ji. One day I got my brain broken and told her: You said you should have a man named Ji, and you are called "Little Chickener" every day. How funny. Her face suddenly sank: My dad's surname is Ji... "Waiter, tell me where is your bathroom fast?" The waiter was stunned: "Out out... Turn left and turn right at the second traffic light to go on bus No. 58 at 7 stops and get off at 500 meters ahead, Building 3, 901, the entrance of the third community, 500 meters, to enter the left."

5. A student went to see a doctor, and the doctor said after examination: "It doesn't matter, just an injection is done." The doctor wiped the student's arm with the medicinal cotton, and repeated this three or four times. The student thought he was seriously ill and asked worriedly: "Doctor, is the problem serious?" The doctor said seriously: "Classmate, it's time for you to take a shower."

6. The so-called interesting soul is actually the information density and knowledge level of this person are far higher than you and are willing to bend down to listen to you talking nonsense without nutrition and communicate with you, and put forward some opinions you have never heard of.

7. In the ideological class, the teacher was talking about kindness. The teacher said, "In ancient times, monks were compassionate and kind-hearted. They swept the floor without hurting the lives of ants. They cherish moths and gauze lit the lamp. Students, what are you necessary for monks? "A student answered: "Teacher, I know! It's a compass!" The teacher asked, "Why?" The student said, "Because monks often draw round (begging alms)."

8. Recently, my wife particularly liked a sentence from Venus, saying that a man's value to a woman should be "either give me love, give me money, or get out of here." So I asked my wife boredly, "Wife, what do you want?" My wife replied, "Everyone wants, give me love, give me money, and get out of here!" I. . .