1. I saw the black female driver everywhere. I couldn't help but want to complain. It's been almost 7 years since I got the certificate.

1. I saw a black female driver everywhere. I couldn't help but want to complain. It's been almost 7 years since I got the certificate. I have never run a red light, nor have I used wiper as a steering, nor have the accelerator as a brake, nor have there even any minor problems such as scratches. I just forgot how to drive it...

2. It was 19 years old, it was snowing heavily. I was 20. She was 18 years old. That morning, the snow had not melted yet. I called her. Before she could speak, she said, "Stop talking, I understand, wait for me!" She didn't wash her face, her hair was not combed, and she rushed out in slippers. Looking at her frozen red face and looking at her look of expectation, I felt a little distressed, and finally smiled slightly: "Sign up, your express..."

3. My daughter asked dissatisfiedly: "Dad, why do other people's daughters learn dance and piano, but I want to learn wrestling from you, just like a boy. Will anyone marry me when I grow up?" Dad said calmly: "Silly kid, what kind of dance and piano you learn? How expensive! Just learn stumble with my dad. When you grow up, you will knock down whoever you like. How great is it!"

4. Last night, I drove home. The car opposite was driving a high beam. I was very angry. What I thought was that he flashed his high beam twice. Somehow, I suddenly became stupid and scraped the wiper . The magical thing was that the opposite side actually understood it and consciously adjusted it to the low beam! I guess I am a novice female driver...

5. This afternoon, I went downstairs to throw garbage. I saw a pack of garbage at the door of the old lady's house on the second floor, which was stinky. I took it away. I felt like I was Trey Feng. When I came back, I heard the old lady shouting in the corridor, "Which turtle grandson took away my freshly pickled pickle !"

6. Master, I want to teach the prescription for a hundred years. Master: Are you drinking? Me: Don't drink. Master: Do you eat meat? Me: Don't eat it. Master: Do you like women? Me: I have never liked women. The master nodded. Me: What the master means is that I have always paid attention to my body and have a good foundation, so I don’t need to give me a prescription? Master: Get out of jb eggs, you don’t drink alcohol or eat meat, you don’t want women, you have a hundred years of life and you are useful. roll. .