1. "It's not so." A: "I knew at a glance that you were a family!" B: "How did you see that?" A: "How neatly you wear! Your wife must take good care of you!" B: "Since I got married, I have been doing laundry and doing housework. I can't do it if I don't do it!" 2. "Who is I?" Xia

1. "It's not so."

A: "I knew at a glance that you were a family!"

B: "How did you see it?"

A: "How neatly you wear a belt! Your wife must take good care of you!"

B: "Since I got married, I have been doing laundry and doing housework. I can't do it if I don't do it!"

2. "Who is I?"

Xiaohua: "Today the teacher asked me, who is I? I didn't answer."

Dad: "Why are you so stupid? Just answer that it's my dad!"

3. "The most expensive high-end eggs"

A couple went to buy eggs one day. They came to the stall where they bought eggs and asked the young man who sold eggs: "How much does this egg cost per pound?"

The young man said: "Five yuan per pound."

The old woman said, "This egg is also a bit expensive! Is this a high-end egg?"

The young man replied: "It's just an ordinary egg. I met the high-end egg you mentioned, it's my girlfriend's face. Her mother told me: "Just based on my girl's face, the bride price must be 200,000 yuan. You said that's a high-end egg, right? ”.