Let me tell you a short joke first. There is a young man who rents a house and rents a house on the second floor and the landlord lives on the first floor. The young man goes home very late every day. With the sound of "dong dong dong..." going upstairs, the young man takes off h

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first tell a little joke.

There is a young man who rents a house to live in. The rental house is on the second floor and the landlord lives on the first floor.

Young people go home very late every day. With the sound of "dong dong dong..." going upstairs, the young man took off his boots first and said "dong-dong" twice, and the two boots landed on the ground. After such trouble, the old landlord who had already fallen asleep was woken up and his two boots fell to the ground before he could continue to sleep.

The old man was very angry and told the young man that you would be quiet every night when you come back, you can't make such a loud noise, so that I can't sleep.

The young man has good cultivation and apologized quickly and repeatedly promised "I pay attention, don't worry."

The next night, the young man came back in the middle of the night, "dongdongdongdong..." Running upstairs, entering the house to take off his boots, Dongdong--just was about to take off the other one, he suddenly remembered the old man's words during the day, and slowed down, took off his other boots lightly, and fell asleep.

, but I knew that the old man knocked on the door early the next morning and drove him away. The young man was stunned, "Master, are you so angry?" ’

The old man said angrily, "In the past, I could fall asleep after throwing two boots. Last night, you only threw one boot. I didn't sleep all night to wait for your second boot to land!" What does

have to do with Aunt Xu? Of course, it has something to do with

Look, the landlord didn't sleep all night and was waiting for the young man's second boot to fall off but couldn't hear the movement. Where is Aunt Xu

? Aunt Xu was worried about more than just a boot. How many

? Many only!

countless invisible things, countless invisible things.

Today we will choose a few visible ones to talk about.

Miracle classmate’s daily question

Miracle classmate and Aunt Xu’s lawsuit has not yet been opened. Miracle classmate’s reasonable doubts on Toutiao on Weibo. Starting from late September, he asked Aunt Xu in the form of “one question every day” and

and the daily “one question every day” is a key question. And every question has pictures and analysis, which is reasonable and well-founded. For example,

. Is it because of paleness? Are your parents both cadres? Yao Ce How are non-parent-child "discovered"? Should we investigate the truth or cover up the truth or frame Duzuo?

No matter how vicious aunt Xu is, she doesn’t jump out of the crack of the stone after all, right? Even if she is so heartless and heartless, she will still have a "love"?

Do you think she only hangs in the live broadcast room every day? Do you think she can only change her vest and go to Weibo? Why does she keep up with and 5 updates every day on and complain about netizens' Douyin works so energetic? That was when she saw Miracle’s classmate’s “daily question” and her scalp was tingling and terrified.

This day of "daily questions" made Aunt Xu ask, just like in the court, thinking about "What will that dead girl ask tomorrow's miracle" at night, thinking about the evil she has done one by one, and typing "that" that I have asked, but who will be the one I haven't asked?

The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is to see what Miracle classmate asked about "daily questions" today. When he saw that he was not in the list last night, he was suddenly disappointed and began to worry, "What will I ask tomorrow." ——Repeat and repeat, every day.

Alisa's "special hammer lie spirit"

Alisa is the management of Tian's wife.

In the past few months, Aly's sofa works said that Aunt Xu said Xunyang Yunhao said Aunt Chai said Huang Ye talk and so on

said that Aunt Xu had the most, and also complained the most. Even a plate of pippi shrimp and a yellow-haired dog were all complained by Aunt Xu for being infringed on his "reputation rights".

was broadcasted shortly after it started broadcasting.

If there is no tacit understanding between Aunt Xu and Alisa, then among the people who can’t sleep well every night, Alisa is also considered number one, right?

Those talented anchors are not worried.

Everyone, we have heard the 28th version of "Take a Train to Sell" and "New Seller" covered by Word Brother "Sing a Train"; I have also heard the 28th version of "You bring money with me with card" covered by "Shadow of the Fence"; I have also heard the 28th version of "The Wall is Climbing Weasels Under the Wall"; do you think Aunt Xu doesn't listen? Do you think Aunt Xu will be as happy as us after hearing this?

Every time she hears it, she grits her teeth and thinks terrified, "Will they sing the cover version of the old songs to arrange me?"

This is not counting. The talented Moyager has released the