(1) That year, the sisters talked about their farewell in the dormitory. My elder sister said: I will gather every month from now on. The second sister said: We will be together for the rest of our lives. The third sister said: As long as I am still alive, I will contact my siste

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(One) That year, the sisters talked about their farewell in the dormitory. My elder sister said: I will gather every month from now on. The second sister said: We will be together for the rest of our lives. The third sister said: As long as I am still alive, I will contact my sisters regularly. The fourth sister said: Whoever loses contact first will be the puppy! Later, more than ten years later, they gradually lost news about each other and stopped contacting each other. They thought there would be no day of reunion in this life. But unexpectedly, they were isolated together due to the epidemic. When we recall the past, everyone was sighing, and the sisters were very moved: _______________________ promised youth will not end, goodbye is already the old lady!

(1) That year, the sisters talked about their farewell in the dormitory. My elder sister said: I will gather every month from now on. The second sister said: We will be together for the rest of our lives. The third sister said: As long as I am still alive, I will contact my siste - DayDayNews

(2) I was eighteen that year and got into a fight with a gangster. I gathered a group of brothers, each of them took a knife and a stick, and then lined up to kill the gangster. But unexpectedly, the other party also brought someone. It was a middle-aged man with a stick in his hand. When he saw me, he rushed up "ahhh" and scolded me while beating me: I asked you to fight, I asked you to fight... None of my twenty brothers came forward to help, which made me very angry, but I still forgave them because that middle-aged man was ___________ my dad!

(1) That year, the sisters talked about their farewell in the dormitory. My elder sister said: I will gather every month from now on. The second sister said: We will be together for the rest of our lives. The third sister said: As long as I am still alive, I will contact my siste - DayDayNews

(III) In the past, there were many people getting married, and they had to wait in line. Now divorce is very popular and everyone has to start calling numbers. The wind was sunny and cloudless that day, and a couple wanted to divorce. Before the divorce, they were still complaining about each other. The woman said: As long as a man has money, Pan Jinlian will be there outside. The man is not showing any weakness: as long as a woman has courage, she will bring her Ximen Qing home. They were quarreling, and a passerby sighed quietly: ______________________________ It's a pity that Wu Song is gone! The couple immediately shut up. Therefore, the reason for the high divorce rate is that _______________ Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing have no natural enemies.

(1) That year, the sisters talked about their farewell in the dormitory. My elder sister said: I will gather every month from now on. The second sister said: We will be together for the rest of our lives. The third sister said: As long as I am still alive, I will contact my siste - DayDayNews

(IV) There is a young lady who is thirty-three this year and has not yet married. This year, the Iron Tree suddenly bloomed, and it was two. The two suitors, one rich and the other beautiful, made it difficult for her to make a choice. Later she decided to talk about life with the rich, live a normal life together; talk about relationships with the beautiful, and steal a relationship from time to time. This kind of life is very happy, but suddenly the day changes. It was very late that day, but the young lady asked me to talk to me, and she cried as she talked. I hurriedly asked her what was wrong, and she cried and said, "They both left me, and I'm so sad." Later I realized that what made the young lady sad was not the departure of the two suitors, but the fact that they actually got together! Become the only one to each other...

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