1. My sister’s second child has recently learned to walk. The more unsteady he is, the faster his legs are and he is scurrying around... I bought two dog bells and gave them to him, tied them on his wrists, and said to my sister: "See how smart I am." ? That way you can find him

1. My sister’s second child has recently learned to walk. The more unsteady he is, the faster his legs are and he is scurrying around... I bought two dog bells and gave them to him, tied them on his wrists, and said to my sister: "See how smart I am. ? That way you can find him immediately no matter where he goes." My sister curled her lips and said: "I was originally a little skin monkey, but now I have become a flying monkey , making noise wherever I go!"

2. Last night, I was running at night in the park, and I met a beautiful woman running on the way. I, a single dog, couldn't bear it. Live up and strike up a conversation. Me: Hello, beauty! I like you! Beauty: Fool! I said again: Beauty, what kind of boy do you like? Beauty: Fool! At this moment, I suddenly felt that this happiness came so suddenly, she actually said she liked me! After she finished speaking, I went to hold her hand. As a result, she swept my legs and knocked me to the ground... At this moment, I missed my mother. It was so scary outside.

3. An African black girl traveled to Shanghai and stayed in a hotel. Fire broke out in the middle of the night. The African woman ran outside quickly. A firefighter was surprised when he saw it and said: My mother, she was burnt and she ran so fast!

4. A man picked up a magic lamp at the beach, rubbed it, and an elf came out. The elf said: "Thank you for saving me. I can grant you three wishes." The man said: "I want a lot of five-nut moon cakes ." The elf showed surprise and affection, and still fulfilled his wish. The man said again: "I also want a lot of five-nut mooncakes." Although he didn't understand it, the elf satisfied the man again. The man then said: "I want you to eat all these."

5. The manager asked me if I had ever worked in sales. After I answered, I was carried out by the security guards... I had, for six years. When the interview manager asked me what I did, I Does selling oneself count? The interview manager was very polite: Go away, I saw something wrong and quickly said: I also did other sales for six months, sold a kidney, bought a mobile phone, and rested at home for half a year. Does this count? The interview manager smiled slightly, and then... I was carried out by the security guards.

6, The wind has been relatively strong these days. My husband's face was peeling, and even dead skin fell off. He couldn't stand it any longer, so he said: You can't wipe it off. Apply some skin care products and watch the dead skin on your face fall off. My husband rolled his eyes at me and said, "What do you know? This is called being so handsome that you're so handsome."