Can anyone please help me with some pictures? The master replied: It’s too greasy.......Brothers, can you please make it look better? I want to show it to my online dating partner. Reply: OK. . . ............. Can you give my bald P a little more hair? The master replied: Does it

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Is there anyone who can help me with a picture?

The master replied: It’s too greasy.............

Guys, can you please help me with a picture? I want to give it to my online dating partner. After reading

, the master replied: OK. . . .....

Can you give my bald P a little more hair?

The master replied: Does he look like a certain star?

Please help me remove the deer in the back.

The master replied: I would be happy to do this

Let’s take one.

Please help me make it look like a rich person

The master replied: Whose daughter is this?

Change to a black skin color

The master replied: Satisfied, black brother?

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1. I went to live with my parents on the weekend, and my boyfriend was cleaning my ears in the bedroom. I felt pain and yelled, "Be gentle! It hurts me!", and then I heard the sound of the TV outside getting louder. This is really my father and my mother!

2. During a blind date, woman: Have you bought a house? Me: No. Woman: Do you have a car? I have. Woman: What car? Me: I can’t drive on the highway but I can smash Ferrari into pieces, but my car is fine, what do you think? Woman: Honey, I love you so much. Where is the key? Let me try the car. Me: "ㄣ" Give it.

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