Don't develop your hobby into a career. I saw a girl on the Internet saying, what should I do? I think I have a strong desire. I want to have sex every day... Can I be a chicken? The most liked reply was, I advise you not to. If you develop your hobby into a career, you will lose

Don’t develop your hobby into a career

I saw a girl on the Internet saying, what should I do? I think I have a strong desire. I want to have sex every day... Can I be a chicken? The most liked reply was, I advise you not to. If you develop your hobby into a career, you will lose your hobby!

Slowly discover

If you like a girl, don't rush to confess to her, start as a friend, slowly get to know her, and get into her life, you will find that her best friends are more beautiful.

Private money

Sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, chatting with my father: Dad, if I give you some private money, what will you use it for? My father looked at me with disdain and said: It is immoral to save private money. The whole family should be honest. Besides, your mother does not restrict my use of money! In fact, I just use the money to buy your mother something she likes! Then we saw my mother’s satisfied smile reflected on the TV in front of us!

Where did you buy this dress?

On the way to work, a girl who was in the same grade as me came over and asked me: "Hello, I would like to ask, where did you buy this short-sleeved shirt?" I tried to overcome my joy and said to her: "Online "Oh, can you tell me the address? I want to buy one for my dad. I think this one is suitable for him!"

What do you know?

A woman came to our company. After working for a few days, she discovered that she couldn’t do anything! The boss asked: “What on earth will you do like this?” The woman said: “I can collect rent, but now I pay by mobile phone. I'm really busy at home, so come out and experience life!" The boss said, "Go to the finance department to pay your salary!" She came back not long after paying her salary, put a stack of money on the boss's desk and said, "This is to compensate you for breach of contract. Gold! ”

I am her husband

My husband went to take a shower, and a female friend on his phone sent a message: What are you doing? On a whim, I replied: I am thinking of you. The other party said: Really?

I felt bored, so I replied: The message just now was from me, and I am his wife. The other party replied instantly: Great!

I’m confused: Huh? What’s so good?

The other party said: Let’s chat for a while while they are not here? I am her husband!

She should go to the highway repairman

for a home broadband card. After checking, the maintenance staff said there was no problem, and then explained to me: Broadband is like Highways are smooth when there are few cars, but congestion is when there are many cars. Therefore, the unsmooth broadband has nothing to do with equipment services. It is mainly caused by too many users at a certain time period causing congestion.

The second-rate wife replied with a vague understanding: Oh! I see. I mean it has nothing to do with you, you should go find someone who builds the highway. . .

You are so ugly

A classmate loves face very much. When summer vacation is about to begin, he is almost out of money. He went to a street stall and bought an ugly travel bag worth 18 yuan. When I took the bag back to school, a classmate saw it and said: "Your bag is so ugly." He said: Oh, my mother bought it. After walking for a while, I saw another classmate and said, "Hey, this bag is so beautiful." He said: Buy it for my mother.

One slap can’t make a difference

Xiao Ming was called to the office after fighting with Xiao Gang.

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, it was Xiaogang who hit me!"

Teacher: "If a slap makes no sound, you must have hit him!" Xiao Ming slapped the teacher on the face and said: "Is it loud?"

Yes There is no place to express my anger.

When I was a child, my parents and I were sitting on the sofa. My father didn’t know what he had done wrong. I only heard my mother complaining about my father all the time. When my mother got angry, she even called my father a pig head. She just finished scolding him. , then my father farted very loudly, and my mother continued to say, "Why are you still not convinced?" At this time, my father said weakly, "No, the anger has nowhere to go."