1, Three Volts
A: "Why are there only three volts in summer?"
B: "Nonsense, 220 volts will electrocute you to death!"
2, Life is worse than death
On the dog days of summer, the weather is extremely hot, but the students still insist on attending classes... .
Teacher: Xiao Ming, please explain "life is worse than death".
Xiao Ming: Just like these dog days, the dead people in the morgue have air conditioners, but we in the classroom are so hot.
Teacher: Stand at the door to block the heat...
3, Business
Suspect: "Let me tell you, you don't know until you are married, marriage needs to be managed."
Policeman: "So you sell your wife ?”
4, quitch
Xiaohong: Do you think there are many mosquitoes on the plateau like Tibet?
Xiao Ming: It should be very few!
Xiaohong: Why?
Xiao Ming: Because people who have been there say that there is a lack of itching (oxygen)...
This paper is related to safety, but unfortunately many people throw it away without reading it!
[Doctor Xu talks about traditional Chinese medicine] Xiebai Relieves the deficiency of heart yang
90% of people are deficient in this vitamin, see if you need to supplement it ~
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