1. Hilarious stewardess funny jokes. During meal time, the stewardess came out and asked what they would like to order: Passengers from Guangzhou like to ask: "Is there milk tea?" Passengers from Hainan: "Let's get a cup of coconut juice." Passengers from the north: "Get a cup of Erguotou !" Children: "Sister, I want ice cream!" Girl: "Yoghurt!" The person who left us speechless: "Sister...is there any bird's nest?" Some people said: "Is there melatonin ?"
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. My girlfriend suddenly asked: "If you marry someone other than me in the future, and you and your child meet me, how will you introduce me to your son?" Me: "I will tell my child that this is the woman who wanted to stop you in the first place. Come to this wonderful world."
3. A classic hilarious express delivery joke. On Christmas Eve, she called her boyfriend who was far away and said coquettishly: "My dear, how about I package myself as an express delivery and send it to you?" The boyfriend said: "No, it's too expensive!" "They're not that expensive." "I mean the postage is too expensive and you're too heavy."
4. Female A: "It's been a year since my boyfriend and I broke up. I remember his appearance." Female B: "Yes, time can blur everything." Female A: "You don't remember either. How long has it been since you and your boyfriend broke up?" Female B looked at her watch: "Half an hour ”
5. My neighbor’s aunt introduced me to someone, saying she was a flight attendant. I was so excited that I didn’t sleep well all night. We met the next day and saw that she was indeed beautiful. But she asked for a certain monthly income and the size of the house. I got tired of hearing it and said, "Why don't you go to heaven?" The stewardess smiled elegantly: "I have a day off today."
6 Paratrooper Fat Li every time In training, he was always the first to parachute and landed accurately at the predetermined location. He was praised by the political commissar of the army. The political commissar said that you can teach everyone the following about your landing experience. Fat Li said: "Just eat a little fatter."
7. My son is over seven years old and he especially likes dinosaurs! Just now, after watching a documentary, my son said to me: Mom, hurry up and lose weight! I said: What's wrong? He said: Carcharodontosaurus likes to eat food weighing more than sixty pounds. If the dinosaur comes back to life, you will be finished!
8. Chat with girls you know on a blind date. Me: My family used to be poor, but very happy. My dad would take me on an electric bike every time after school! Her: What now? Me: Life is better now. My dad gave me his electric car and he bought a new one. she. . . .
