1
I have never seen a more comfortable place than sleeping on the desk in my adult life.
via: Nalan unconstrained
2
possible I usually behave too happy, so many people will jump out to make you unhappy.
via: AOI bear
3
ask the world what love is,Directly taught people are impoverished.
via: poor Valrhona
4
stomach ache, go to the toilet bowel, results Nothing came out.
Seeing myself sitting on the toilet in pain and working hard but getting nothing, as if I have seen my ordinary life.
via: ancient Hughson less maharaja
5
Figured out,Since I can't keep on exercising, I should always be able to go to bed early. Regarding health preservation, as long as I am not tired of my own project, I can play it.
via: waste few words
6
room robot how funny! Toward the back of my uncle's head, always asking him to wear a mask!
7
, he would really like me on the eighth floor.
via: all old stalkers
_strongspan1 1 strong span5 _strong span2 _strong span5As long as you immerse yourself in reading, others will not see your face.
via: Professor silver
9
found a conch diving in the sea Will follow me, it turns out it is Nautilus.
via: Professor silver
10
wizard fighting is not the mantra faster than anyone else?
If yes,Laid-off Auror is expected to be re-employed as a well-known rapper.
via: a large handful of porridge
11
My dad is a vet, one day he went to The neighbor Li Uncle looked at the sheep, and the sheep had a knife wound on its body.
I went to my school to see me My dad: "Who killed a thousand swords and stabbed your sheep seriously?"
When I got my son’s title on the gold list, he came back and prepared to slaughter the sheep for a treat. After a slash, my son came back and said that he was on the list with the same name... Do you think this sheep can be rescued? Now I am not in the mood to eat... "
via: fast product
12
birthday woke up today Received from Bohai Bank,Birthday wishes from Meituan.com, Blood Center, QQ mailbox, etc. Among these thousands of blessings, I like the blessings of QQ mailbox the most, because there are so many cute cartoon characters singing to me. Now I am playing the birthday song sung to me by QQ mailbox in an infinite loop.
via: find him
13
now male slag slag women too much, in order to prevent you again Lie, I suggest that when you are in love, let the other party first attach the letter of introduction and power of attorney from the predecessor, as well as the character evaluation response form of the previous predecessors, and the love contract with yourself, so that if the other party dares to make a second time, It is recommended to give him a leave of absence, and fill in the bad review by the way and send it to his next post.
via: My girlfriend mouth is very cheap
14
my ex-girlfriend and I just explain,She wants to get back with me.
I am too lucky! First I won the big lottery, and then she came back!
via: prankerjoker
15
to wear long-sleeved and short-sleeve with a mutually cursed silly × The season is coming.
suddenly felt that "I see the green hills more charming, and the green hills see me should be the same."
via: No rice Afan
16
time kindergarten brother to puppy love,I pester other girls every day, and even secretly go home with them. My parents scolded him many times and remained indifferent until one time my mother picked him up home after school and told me that my brother promised not to pester other girls anymore. , Because the little girl’s father went to their class and gave him 20 yuan, saying it was a break-up fee, and then her brother gave in.
I couldn’t help but look at my brother. I saw my brother sitting in the back seat with snacks stuffed in his mouth while eating and wiping tears. Maybe it’s not easy to feel broken...
17
is a good thing.
For example, if people look at you more, you will be in love. This feeling is not only a long aftertaste, but also free, which is more cost-effective than Double 11.
via: Professor silver
Network finishing release
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