God comment: Reliable! I found two wives

2021/09/2419:09:03 funny 953

If I don’t know anything about working in a bank, you can ask me

Will you marry a man with a monthly salary of 100,000 and age 40

14 span_span 14 span_span said Xiaofeng's internal strength is the same as that of him, is it a bit higher than Xiao Feng's strength?

Help me keep it secret!

In this world, men dare to do anything except for not having children

Do you use my life knowledge to answer this sentence? I found that short girls are very good at chasing after

If I become a Buddha, the world without demons is even more ruthless, it is actually the second half of the sentence, you know?

You are not hiring

I would like to ask, my cousin had an accident while driving while drunk, causing two deaths and one injury. It's definitely inevitable to go to jail, how long will it take? He just got married last year and the child has just reached the full moon. Is it necessary for my sister-in-law to wait for him?

I am so nervous when I first meet you

How can I change the 23-inch monitor to a 43-inch monitor unconsciously? Don't let my wife know

Is it reliable to find a wife on Momo?

It depends on the Chinese translation

Buy one,Otherwise you can’t beat the monkey

Where is the most speechless place you have been bitten by mosquitoes

I used to be my boss, but he is still under my hand. What should I do if you call me Xiao Zhang?

Why do many people like to put a hundred dollars behind their mobile phones?

Let’s talk: If Li Bai drinks modern wine, what kind of sentence would he write

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People think of the solutions, but you can see that it’s so sour. Look at our local scallions, everyone is tall. The seller called late at night: Girl, just upload one for the buyer show, and begs to delete the one on the left. - DayDayNews

People think of the solutions, but you can see that it’s so sour. Look at our local scallions, everyone is tall. The seller called late at night: Girl, just upload one for the buyer show, and begs to delete the one on the left.

The seller called late at night: Girl, just upload one for the buyer show, and beg to delete the one on the left

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But Luo Zhenyu also said, "When emotions and expressions come to an end, the appearance of swear words replaces the knife and sword." Therefore, the knife's mouth and the heart should not be a good thing. - DayDayNews

But Luo Zhenyu also said, "When emotions and expressions come to an end, the appearance of swear words replaces the knife and sword." Therefore, the knife's mouth and the heart should not be a good thing.

Why do you say "Mom" when you curse people, but never say "Dad"?

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Make this storage box and you might be able to hit you and see these four types of foods. Can you spell them into one sentence? It's time to use your imagination! After licking, I realized that the girl was not wearing black stockings on her legs. Among these four minor character - DayDayNews

Make this storage box and you might be able to hit you and see these four types of foods. Can you spell them into one sentence? It's time to use your imagination! After licking, I realized that the girl was not wearing black stockings on her legs. Among these four minor character

Hilarious comment: I won’t talk about the other ones, your girlfriend’s legs are a bit hairy

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This dog was raised by a frog, so it has this sitting position and is thirsty. Who can guess what I am drinking? Just a friendly reminder, it's just as sweet. Want to lie to me to spend money on her first meeting? He immediately unplugged the plug, it was really materialistic. Ve - DayDayNews

This dog was raised by a frog, so it has this sitting position and is thirsty. Who can guess what I am drinking? Just a friendly reminder, it's just as sweet. Want to lie to me to spend money on her first meeting? He immediately unplugged the plug, it was really materialistic. Ve

Hilarious comment: I am a person who doesn’t like to show off, so there is no need for me to post on WeChat Moments

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I believe that every dormitory has its own dormitory group. It records our happy hours and daily dormitory group names. It also reflects interesting souls to the fullest. Let’s work with the editor to unlock the weird group names of the policemen. Maybe your dormitory is also "on - DayDayNews

I believe that every dormitory has its own dormitory group. It records our happy hours and daily dormitory group names. It also reflects interesting souls to the fullest. Let’s work with the editor to unlock the weird group names of the policemen. Maybe your dormitory is also "on

Hey, police officer! Your dormitory group name is exposed

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Uncle, why did you drive out the toy tank for the child? Where are you going to do it? What are you doing? Why do you want to do? You look at me straight and want to do it. - DayDayNews

Uncle, why did you drive out the toy tank for the child? Where are you going to do it? What are you doing? Why do you want to do? You look at me straight and want to do it.

Uncle, why did you drive out all the toy tanks of your child? Where are you going to do this?

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Sister, if you are really thirsty, take a cup to drink water. Drinking water in this foot washbasin is really unhygienic. Look at whether my newly bought cup is domineering or not. Isn't this much smoother? - DayDayNews

Sister, if you are really thirsty, take a cup to drink water. Drinking water in this foot washbasin is really unhygienic. Look at whether my newly bought cup is domineering or not. Isn't this much smoother?

Sister, if you are really thirsty, take a cup to drink water. It’s really unhygienic to drink water from this foot basin

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We don’t know what you are talking about, but it seems that your temper is not good anyway. The master who spent 800 yuan to ask for a look at how this technique is. Did I not even see who was pressing over? - DayDayNews

We don’t know what you are talking about, but it seems that your temper is not good anyway. The master who spent 800 yuan to ask for a look at how this technique is. Did I not even see who was pressing over?

We don't know what you are talking about, anyway, you look like you have a bad temper

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#Funny Moment#1. A few days ago, I met a big brother in the world. The eldest brother had a carp on each side of his calves, one red and one black in color, the fish head on the left facing up and the right facing down, with a vigorous shape and a hideous face, which was very ter - DayDayNews

#Funny Moment#1. A few days ago, I met a big brother in the world. The eldest brother had a carp on each side of his calves, one red and one black in color, the fish head on the left facing up and the right facing down, with a vigorous shape and a hideous face, which was very ter

A moment of relaxation: Xiao Ming and Li Hua

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1. System message: Your wife has gone to bed in another place and you have been forced to get out of bed. Please note: If this is not your own sleep, then your wife may have cheated. Please call 110 immediately. 2. Please do not be self-indulgent. If you think many women are inte - DayDayNews

1. System message: Your wife has gone to bed in another place and you have been forced to get out of bed. Please note: If this is not your own sleep, then your wife may have cheated. Please call 110 immediately. 2. Please do not be self-indulgent. If you think many women are inte

System message: Your wife has gone to bed in another place, you have been forced to get out of bed

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