Magical Sao Operation#爆笑GIF##爆笑段子#

1. My sister-in-law works in an electronics factory. On weekends, she comes to my house for a meal. The daughter-in-law is busy in the kitchen preparing to cook. My sister-in-law said, "My husband often hides private money behind my back, brother-in-law, where do you men usually hide private money, can you tell me?" I pointed to the door and smiled. Before I could speak, my sister-in-law shouted: "Sister, come quickly, my brother-in-law has recruited all the money, and the money is hidden in the crack of the door. The promised money will be divided in half!" The daughter-in-law held the kitchen knife and turned the door over and over. , didn't find anything... At night, I knocked on the door of my neighbor's uncle and said, "Uncle, don't say that I have saved private money with you, this is the soft China you want!"

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online thinking I bought a cheaper mobile phone case, so I looked at the buyer's reviews of a store, and one of the negative reviews was very interesting, as follows. Buyer's comment: "Black-hearted seller, the phone case in the store is very poor. I gave my girlfriend a gift for Valentine's Day, and she broke up with me on the same day!" The seller replied: "

3, the office has recruited a new batch of interns 7 or 8 people, the same school , the others are okay, I don't know if there is a consensus or negotiation in private, that is, as long as one of them is educated, all will be slow to work, or have emotions, and now is the busy season of farming... I have a headache. This is obviously not the purpose of educating people and employing people. I thought about it for a long time. It's too stinky. Kindness doesn't grow ice. Out of desperation, I started to formally interview the same paragraph one by one. You are the person we like. , you are the only one who is most likely to convert from to after the internship. We have started 5 times in the first turn, work hard, don't talk about this with your classmates, or others will envy you. It's not a good thing. .Secret, if you don't understand at work in the future, you can ask me directly, I will train you directly, do you understand? Everyone is very excited to reply to me directly.After the interview last week, I found out that he and the others began to think that only they had this recognition. The official team officially disintegrated, and the journey of benign education really began. . .

4, I have a female girlfriend who is getting married recently and invited me to the wedding. By the way, let me be her husband's best man . I spent 50,000 yuan to order a suit . Dress up brightly. Excited to go to the wedding. Unexpectedly, the girlfriend's husband ran away with another woman. The place was in chaos. Girlfriend's crying pear flower with rain . Really I still pity . I comforted her. With so many relatives and friends here, this wedding can't be so hasty. Simply I will be a groom . Help you complete this wedding successfully. So I changed my into , from best man to groom. Accompanying my best friend to complete the wedding banquet . I didn't expect my girlfriend to entangle me. She and her husband filed for divorce. Then take me to get married. I said we are just good friends, how can we be husband and wife? She said to give me 50 million and let me be her husband. I think about it, 50 million is not a lot. Finally got a marriage certificate with her! I was sober the next day. My girlfriend brought her husband to visit me. Compliment me for being an excellent best man.

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