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I am a cousin who works in a small company. He works hard and works harder than his boss. The boss didn’t understand, so he asked his cousin, and the cousin replied with a smile: Boss, don’t you often say that the company is my home and development depends on everyone. I take the company as my home. On the day of my cousin’s wedding, the boss looked at his only daughter in a wedding dress in tears, and said to my cousin: What a good one you take the company in charge, this has really become your home, and all the laborers are working hard for you.
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was 24 years old at that year, and ran business in the county town of his hometown. A cousin, three years younger than me, came to the county town to take wedding photos with her fiance, and I accompany me. When the two of them were picking up wedding dresses, they liked two of them and didn't know which one to choose. Seeing them lingering for so long, the owner of the photo studio pointed to me and said to my cousin: Or, let the old man make the decision. Old man? Old Nima! !
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When I was in college, near the final exam, the study room became a treasure of the gods. I got up early and waited for the study room to open. The moment the door opened, it was even more frightening than the Busan trip. It's hard to say how much you learn, and this life-killing spirit is indeed remarkable. I was the first to wait in line at the entrance of the study room every day, just to occupy the best position, the most sunny corner, and get a good night’s sleep. . .
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girlfriends have changed a lot recently, and when they get older they start to understand the non-necessity of entertainment. I don’t drink entertainment wine, do not go to entertainment, nor sing entertainment songs. Began to participate in the health activities of the company's apartment activity center, playing mahjong and dancing square dance with the elderly in the activity center, which is deeply loved and praised by the elderly. However, I recently discovered that these elderly people are basically the parents and relatives of company management cadres. . . And I also found that my girlfriend's v circle of friends is posting popular science recommendations on health supplements every day. . .
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got up late in the morning, time is tight, and the task is heavy. The daughter-in-law has given full play to her skill in arranging time and gave me orders: I will go to the bathroom first, and you will eat. When I finish pulling, you will finish eating, and then you go to the bathroom. I'll eat. Listen, what is this called? Do you still have dinner?
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Sleeping in a daze in the morning, my wife is lying on me acting like a baby: Husband, I want to buy a bag? I'll buy! "Husband, I still want to buy a set of cosmetics?" Me: Buy, buy, buy! The wife walked away happily. . . Unexpectedly, the six-year-old son was lying on me: Husband, I want to buy an Ultraman.
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and Lao Wang were lying on the two ends of the sofa playing with their mobile phones. Suddenly they felt that this state was good, so they called Lao Wang to take a picture with each other. I was afraid that the mobile phone would block my face, so I asked: Is my face still there? Lao Wang was silent for a while and replied: I don't know how to answer this question!
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relatives and friends taught me a social skill: before talking to someone, smirk twice, let him know that your brain is not good, so that no matter what idiot you do, the other person can understand it.
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One of my classmates and one of my clients trust me more than the ones trusted by ordinary classmates and clients. I haven't thought much about it. It was only when I saw the photos of their fathers by chance one after another that the fathers of the two people looked very similar to me! !
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guys are real, he helped his girlfriend's house reclaim the land in the fall, working hard every day, sweating, and then his girlfriend broke up with him, the reason is that more sweating must be physically weak,,,,,
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