1 often went to a big restaurant for dinner last year. The boss recommended to me a recharge activity, and I got 10 yuan for one hundred. I heard the news of many stores running away after recharging, but I refused. Due to the impact of the epidemic, I returned to the city more than two months later and went to this restaurant to eat again. I found that the bowls had become smaller and the prices had risen. My decision was correct.
2 When I was young, my mother would make dumplings for me every time I took the exam, saying that she hoped I could get a good result in the exam! Not worthy of my mother's dumplings, every time I take the exam, I am the top few! On the day of the exam, my mother made me dumplings again and told me to finish eating quickly and go to the exam, and then my mother would have something to go out! The dumplings that day were very delicious, just remember one sentence, I finished it quickly! I haven't finished eating until my mother came back! Since then, my grades have plummeted, and it’s really impossible without dumplings!
3 I called angrily: Wife, what did you do just now? Wife: I drove to the square just now. Me: Who do you go to the square with. My wife is also angry: You don't trust me? Who do I use to control you? I reluctantly said: It's not you who use me to manage, but I use you to manage. Do you remember who you went with? My wife then realized: Oh, sorry, I left you in the square, haha.
4 saw my colleague practicing hard pen calligraphy that day, I sincerely admired and said: "You are almost 40 years old, and you still work like this!" The colleague threw the pen on the table and sighed, "I don't Can you practice? Yesterday, my son handed over my parents’ opinions to the teacher, but the teacher insisted that it was a forgery, and said that these words were written by my son himself!"
5 girlfriends confinement, mother-in-law and relatives Ma Qi went into battle. "In-law, you can just care about your daughters, and you don't need to do anything else." The mother-in-law said to her mother. "Take care of everyone together, there is no need to be so clear." My mother said to her mother-in-law. The first day of the month. "In-law, we have dinner." The mother-in-law called her mother to eat. The mother ate and drank enough to go back to the room to see her daughter. "Mom, where's my meal?" my girlfriend asked her mother. "Ah, I forgot. I thought you were drinking with your child." Mother said.
6 Today, my aunt introduced a blind date with good conditions. I went to the appointment after a good deal of time. When I met, it turned out to be the type I like, and from his eyes, I can see how he treats me. like. During the chat, he showed him the cocoon on his thumb, and he cared: How did it make it? I am weak: I used pesticides. He said in horror: How many acres of land do you have? Wouldn't you let me go to your house for pesticides in the name of a blind date? He left without looking back. This is the 174th blind date again?
7 went shopping with her cousin Coco. She sighed that she hadn't found a partner in her late thirties. There was a lot of pressure at home to urge marriage, so I patted my chest and said to introduce one to her. When I got home, my mother-in-law was chatting with my aunt. My aunt said that my cousin has no girlfriend yet. I patted my forehead and found that my cousin is in good condition. Isn't this ready? I hurriedly said that there is a relative in our family called Coco, who is very beautiful Barabara. The mother-in-law and the auntie looked shocked, and the husband pulled me back to the room with a dark face and asked: What do you think about introducing my uncle's daughter to my aunt's son?
8 I said to a female colleague who I have a crush on: My mother will come to live for a few days. Can you help impersonating my girlfriend? The female colleague hesitated for a while and still agreed, and had three chapters! In the next few days, I took my mother and sister to play for a few days, and my mother was full of praise for her. When holding hands becomes natural, hugs are no longer cautious. I said to her: I like you, be my girlfriend, so we are together. On the last day I gave her to my mother, I stuffed her with 2,000 yuan and said: Auntie, next time I use my mother, I will hire you!
9 is almost 8 o’clock late, good sisters are going to KTV to have a big drink, please let me go with me, my partner is strict, so I have a chat: dude, I need to go to the company to work overtime temporarily. Come back later, don't wait for me. Husband stopped me distressed: still working overtime so late? Don't take the body? Please wait a moment and leave your mobile phone and wallet. There is only my number and one hundred change in a spare machine. You can use it. I am weak: Ah, what the old doll said is right, the body is important, let's talk about work tomorrow.
10 Er Kui called me at 11 o'clock last night. Saying that his stomach hurts, let me take him to the hospital. I hurriedly dressed and went downstairs to his house, and found that he was alone at home, so I asked him: Where is your wife? Tell your wife, did your stomach hurt? twoKui clutched his stomach and said: I went to play mahjong. I was afraid that it would affect her card luck, so I didn't dare to tell her.
