1. Many people say I am fickle. That is a misunderstanding of me, but I am actually very dedicated to every girl!
2. Don’t dislike the foodie around you. Because they are the simplest. As long as they have delicious food, they will be in a good mood and will not care about everything. Don't care about it all the time.
3. My daughter is three years old. Once I called home and my daughter answered the phone. My daughter said to me in a slight voice: "Dad, the weather has cooled down, remember to add clothes." I was about to answer, "Okay, Dad understand." The daughter added another sentence: "Don't freeze to death..."
4. Teacher: "Who will answer? Who is Zheng Chenggong ?" Student: "I don't know who Zheng Chenggong is, but I know who is his mother." The teacher asked strangely: "Do you know his mother?" Student: "Yes. His mother is called Failure. Failure is the mother of success!"
5. In the morning, my son cried and told me and my wife that dreaming of grandma dead. I said it's okay, dreaming is the opposite. Dreaming of grandma dead, the one who dies may be grandma. . . I am now touching the three blood marks on my face and crying without tears. .
6. The twins chatted in the mother's belly. The eldest brother said: Dad is good, he often stretches his head to see us. He just doesn't like hygiene, so he leaves when he spits. The second brother said: It's better to be the uncle next door. After spitting, he even puts the phlegm away with a bag.
7. As a foodie, the most terrible thing is not hunger, but you are not hungry, but you always feel that you have to eat something to be at ease.
8. Smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research has proved that women use fat tissue to store their IQ. The thicker the fat layer of , the higher the IQ.
9. When a cannibal went to work, the manager repeatedly told him that he could not eat his colleague and agreed. After a few days, I couldn't help but steal a cleaner and was immediately found. The feeling is: Never eat people who do things.
10. Sometimes I really don’t know what I want to do with this smartphone. I’m charging all day long. What’s the difference between this and a landline phone!
