It is said that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first learn to capture his stomach.
For 58-year-old Uncle Hu Zongjing, he especially wants to find such a woman to hold his stomach tightly.
Uncle Hu has lived for 58 years and has never been in the kitchen once. He doesn’t even know how to turn on a gas stove. When I was a child, my parents cooked. When I got married, my wife cooked. Later, my wife got divorced because I was having fun. After the divorce, my son cooked. After my son got married, no one finally cooked for him.
In order to solve a person's eating problem, he usually eats in the workplace canteen, or invites three or five good friends to go out to eat. He has never been able to cook in his life, and now that he is about to retire and no longer have access to the canteen, he has to quickly find an old lady to help him cook.
Knowing that he has no ability to live alone, he still divorced his ex-wife. It seems that Uncle Hu is not a fuel-efficient man, and he must be an unreliable boss. But what does it matter? Anyway, he is not the only one who is unreliable, at least the matchmaker is.
Uncle Hu obviously wanted to find a nanny (wife) who could cook, but the matchmaker introduced Aunt Zhang Yuling who also couldn't cook.
Speaking of Aunt Zhang, she is from Changchun, 58 years old, and unmarried. Based on this fact, Aunt Zhang can be called a high-quality member of the dating industry. Firstly, she does not have the emotional entanglement of her ex-husband, and secondly, she does not have the burden of children. In addition, Aunt Zhang is good-looking, has a good figure, and is retired. She earns a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan. It can be said that Aunt Zhang is a pretty good blind date.
Uncle Hu had a good first impression of Aunt Zhang. He thought Aunt Zhang was not only good-looking, but also very temperamental. Aunt Zhang takes this for granted. After all, there are very few men who don't like her. Aunt Zhang's first impression of Uncle Hu was not bad. She thought that Uncle Hu was younger than his actual age. He looked younger than his peers, which was a big advantage.
had a good first impression and gave each other a lot of points, but they had differences in their views on marriage.
After learning that Uncle Hu divorced his ex-wife because of his playfulness, Aunt Zhang thought it was too hasty. Since two people are together, they cannot divorce easily. Everyone has shortcomings and makes mistakes sometimes, so they must tolerate and understand each other. The reason why Aunt Zhang remained single until she was 58 years old was because she never met someone who was willing to hold hands with her for the rest of her life and only loved herself. When two people get together, they have to shoulder each other's responsibilities and cannot go their own way.
Uncle Hu thinks that Aunt Zhang's thoughts are too old-fashioned and she cannot live as freely as he does. He said that he doesn't cook, but he often eats out with his friends, friends, men and women, so carefree and unrestrained.
Seeing that the two had different opinions, the matchmaker quickly smoothed things over and changed the subject. When it came to cooking, the two of them had surprisingly unanimous opinions, and neither knew how to cook.
Aunt Zhang said: "I have never cooked before. I am afraid that the oil will splash on me, I am afraid of being hot, and I am afraid that the oil smoke will hit me, and I am afraid of choking."
Uncle Hu: "What a coincidence, I can't do it either. Then let's do it together "What should we do if we are together?"
Aunt Zhang said: "You see I am so good-looking, you can't bear to let me get burned by oil, so you have to learn to cook. I dress up beautifully. You It’s also a matter of face, no loss.”
Uncle Hu said: “No one is perfect. I can’t cook. It’s a fact. I’m stupid and I can’t learn that thing.”
“How do you think you are so beautiful?” Beautiful?" Aunt Zhang laughed angrily at Uncle Hu's words.
We have lived a long time, and we finally met someone we liked and liked, but the relationship fell apart because neither of us knew how to cook. It was really a pity. But I cannot agree with what Uncle Hu said. Being stupid is not the reason, laziness is. If you say you can't learn it, I just want to ask if you haven't tried to learn it. How can you not know how to talk about it? It sounds like I'm looking for a wife, but actually I'm looking for a nanny.
William Golding once said: No matter what you give to a woman, you will get more in return.
If you give her a sperm, she will give you a child; if you give her a house, she will give you a home; if you give her a smile, she will give you a heart; if you only give her pleasure, then please be prepared to reap the rewards. Tons of trash!
I hope Uncle Hu can understand this truth and find a suitable partner as soon as possible.
