I don’t know how long it took, but a very handsome guy clicked on this article. Of course, it might also be a very beautiful girl. He or she looked at it and found that this anaerobic rebel liked to tell the truth, so he or she continued to read. 1.

I don’t know how long it took, but a very handsome guy clicked on this article. Of course, it might also be a very beautiful girl. He or she looked at it and found that this anaerobic rebel liked to tell the truth, so he or she continued to read.

1. The most precious thing

It was a dark and windy night. The light in the shared house was broken. The poor aunt in the shared house was looking forward to a bucket of Laotan pickled cabbage noodles that had just been soaked in boiling water on the table. And I, Even though I was lying on the sofa pretending to play with my phone, my eyes kept squinting at the bucket of Laotan pickled cabbage noodles.

After a while, the aunt checked that the time was almost up and picked up Laotan pickled cabbage noodles to start eating. I grabbed pickled cabbage noodles and then ran to my room. Waiting until I reached the door of the room At that time, my aunt suddenly grabbed my hair from behind and tried to grab the pickled cabbage noodles.

At this moment, my aunt’s best friend came back from get off work. She excitedly ran to us with the lamp she bought and said, "This month's electricity bill is so cheap, look at it." Then she took out the water and electricity bill sent by the landlord this month on her mobile phone and showed it to us. We looked at it carefully. The water bill is 56 yuan and the electricity bill is 45 yuan.

"How about it? I brought such good news and bought a light. Aren't you going to give me a reward?" Looking at her expectant eyes, I looked at each other and then put the money in my hands. The Laotan pickled cabbage noodles were handed to her.

2. Install light bulbs

It was a dark and windy night, and the light in the shared house was broken. Of course, it didn’t just break today, it had been broken for a month.

At this time, the aunt I shared the house with was holding her and her best friend’s mobile phones and shining them on me to change the lamp, while her best friend was eating pickled cabbage noodles with relish while watching me change the lamp.

Looking at the dismantled light tube, I couldn't help but feel a little sad. After all, this light tube bloomed its last afterglow for us, and we, after it lost its use value, had to throw it away.

I was sad, painful, hesitant, and at a loss as I looked at the lamp in my hand and the lamp bought by my aunt and best friend, and I fell into deep thought.

Seeing this situation, the aunt asked her best friend to help hold the phone and take the light. Since she bought the wrong lamp, her best friend had to put the pickled cabbage noodles on the table first, and then followed suit.

After that, my aunt interrupted my sad contemplation and asked me to go to her room to get a pack of toilet paper. She planned to forcefully install the light bulb.

After I came out of her room, the light bulb was installed, but it was not installed at all. I could not see clearly at all. I could only vaguely see my aunt sitting on the sofa eating pickled cabbage noodles, while her best friend sat beside me and watched. She eats.

Looking at the toilet paper in her hand, I understood. It turned out that she was afraid that I would eat the pickled cabbage noodles first.

3. Three Poor Ghosts

I don’t know how long it took, but my aunt finished eating Laotan pickled cabbage noodles, while her best friend and I were slumped on the sofa enjoying the only pleasure of the shared house - air conditioning.

Of course, after eating the sauerkraut noodles, my aunt, who is a master of time management, took out the account book on the coffee table and started writing, and then read to us:

"A light bulb is installed for 5 yuan plus 30 installation fees. I paid 10 yuan for a bucket of Laotan pickled cabbage noodles, and the child smelled it, so it will be recorded in the public account. Do you have any objections?"

I yelled: "Of course I removed the light tube and soaked it. Why are you so embarrassed to keep it in the public account when I haven't eaten a bite of it?"

After a while, there was a loud scream in the shared room. It was what two female beasts did for a few dozen dollars.

4. Nurse Sister

After some fierce resistance, I still collapsed on the sofa, listening to my aunt’s best friend saying that she had brought another good news.

It turns out that the reason why she was so "generous" in buying a lamp to replace it today was because she found a job as a nurse.

Same thing. A graduate of a bachelor's degree as a nurse needs to have academic qualifications and good looks. Any hospital will want her.

In order to celebrate, she went to buy three bottles of beer and a pound of peanuts while talking. We also wish her success in her work and getting better and better. However, after drinking, they recorded it in the public account again.

5. "Good night"

After drinking, I really couldn't stand the two crazy women holding the public account books and happily discussing how much they earned. I grabbed the remaining peanuts and said to them "Good night" , I'm going to bed." The two crazy women also responded with a smile: "Good night, kid" and "Good night, little kid."

When I returned to the room, I put down the peanuts, took off my glasses, turned on the fan, lay on the bed, and took out the tissues.

I cried aggrievedly for a while, and then wiped the tears of disappointment with a tissue. Finally, I secretly made up my mind that I would cheat them well in the future, and then also record them in public accounts.

Then I fell asleep. Of course, you should also go to bed early. Good night.