Today’s netizen’s contribution:
Because of an operation, the female patient told her privacy about her derailment. At that time, she was accompanying a relative for a minor operation. A female patient was sent to the hospital after the operation. The resuscitation room regained consciousness. After the patient became a little conscious, the doctor asked, "Is there anyone outside? (Are there any family members waiting outside.)" As a result, it may be that the patient has not fully awakened yet, and subconsciously replied in a daze: " There are people out there, I'm sorry..." I was amused at the time, her husband's face turned green when she heard this.
So, today’s topic:
#Which awkward people and things have you encountered while staying in the hospital? #
When I was pursuing my wife, the future husband was hospitalized due to an accident. Later, while I was in bed with me, a strange patient came, because he was so funny. Finally, I couldn't hold back the wound and burst into laughter. Finally, because of this, our marriage was fulfilled. As the saying goes, if you want to successfully pursue your favorite object, the best way is to satisfy the mother-in-law first, but I am different. The mother-in-law was very dissatisfied with me at first, but the old father-in-law had nothing to say to me. The story goes like this. My wife’s home conditions are quite good, and I am a rural person with a low level of education, so she doesn’t have a very good impression on me. In addition, the mother-in-law was not satisfied with me, especially saying that I was too honest and rigid, and honest men were useless, etc. This was really a blow to confidence. But I don't compromise. After all, I'm spending my whole life with her daughter, not with her. Besides, shouldn't honest people have love? So I still chased after him. Just when hope was getting smaller and smaller, the old man was admitted to the hospital due to an accident. The reason was that the old man went to the park to exercise after the rain and accidentally fell.However, there was a construction site fence next to the park. After the fall, the sharp iron sheet of the construction site made a deep cut on his shoulder. So he hurried to be hospitalized after sutures and cultivated. The old man had a very good mentality and was very optimistic. In his eyes, as long as he was alive, everything else was trivial. She is an only child, and her father went to the hospital to accompany her naturally after she was hospitalized. But even if she doesn't like me at the moment, she is my girlfriend after all, so I naturally accompanied me in the hospital. During this period, a middle-aged and elderly "wonderful" patient from out of town came, and I won't say much about the specific condition. He was in a serious condition and was about to undergo an operation when he first came. I remember that when the doctor pushed the operating table, the doctor put him in slippers. Unexpectedly, he took off his shoes and put them on the bed, and stood on the ground barefoot. The doctor almost laughed, so he went on to say, I asked you to take off your shoes and go to bed, not to put your shoes on the bed. Who knows that this man lay down on the bed and said to himself, this doctor is really strange, why did he even let me take my shoes off the bed. The old man was beside him, and the wound had just been stitched up. Because the wound was on the shoulder, even a smile would drive the wound activity. Unexpectedly, the old man couldn't help it, and the laughed wound was bleeding. But something more weird came. Lao Zhangren still did not escape this "wonderful" laughingstock in the end. The patient fell asleep in the hospital bed after the operation, and the nurse came over to change his dressing. The nurse said I should give you an infusion, the man seemed not asleep, closed his eyes and gave a hum and nodded. Not long after he got in, he woke up, and when he woke up, he was shocked. He yelled the doctor while pulling out the needle. It probably means that the doctor made a mistake. The family member next to him asked what he had made a mistake. At this time, the nurse hurried over, but he pulled out the needle. The nurse hurriedly helped him deal with the wound, and the doctor angrily asked the family what was going on with the patient. Just listen to the patient saying frankly, what are you doing by sticking milk in your blood vessels? Don’t you drink milk? Do you think I don’t understand? Did you make a mistake in the black hospital? You are trying to make money and kill you ( I happened to take pictures of the infusion at that time, as shown in the picture.) The more I talked, the more emotional I got, and then I greeted my family members and said to leave the hospital as soon as possible. . . Just because of this sentence, all the nurses were amused. Together with all the patients, the old man couldn't help it, and he almost couldn't catch his breath. The wound hasn't healed well yet, who knows this smile, and he smiled baldly at the wound. In the end, the old husband had to stay in the hospital for a few more days. Both the girlfriend and her mother were very busy and had to buy me more time for performance.After I was discharged from the hospital, the old man recognized me very much, so we have what we are today.
The days before my mother was hospitalized, I took time off to accompany the bed. I remember it was almost ten in the evening when a patient was admitted to the emergency department of the hospital. It may be that the patient is very sick, so when a few relatives came in, regardless of the hospital's prohibition on loud noises, some people shouted: Doctor, where is the doctor, come and save my wife. She drank pesticides. My mother, this is how I live! Upon hearing the news, the doctor on duty hurried over to take a look. A woman in her thirties was lying on the hospital bed, her eyes closed, and a foam of foam remained at the corner of her mouth. You can smell the pungent smell of pesticides on her from far away. The doctor did not dare to neglect, and immediately started with the nurse to prepare the patient's gastric lavage . But no matter what the nurse did, the patient just clenched his teeth and didn't loose his mouth, and the gastric lavage tube couldn't be inserted. Seeing the time passing by, the doctor and family members were anxious. Time is life, so the patient's husband went up to open her mouth with his hands. After tossing for a long time, I didn't want to be bitten by the patient's finger, so painful that he grinned and shook his hand. The doctor suddenly smiled at this moment, and he told the sweaty nurse to stop. The patient’s family quit and accused them of laziness in the rescue of the patient. The doctor didn't explain, and suddenly said to himself, since he couldn't wash his stomach, he had to try the soil method. He whispered a few words to the nurse. The nurse opened her mouth wide and went reluctantly. After a while, the nurse came in with a small bucket, and there was a stench from the bucket, which was suffocating. The doctor asked the family members to open the patient's mouth, saying that since the stomach can't be washed, she should pour some big fecal water to let her vomit naturally. Before the doctor could irrigate it, the patient got up from the hospital bed with a scream and shouted, covering his nose: I didn't drink the medicine. I just poured some pesticides on the clothes and didn't drink it at all. I just want to scare my dead man! After finishing speaking, despite the stunned eyes of everyone, he ran out of the hospital in a hurry. It turned out that this was a conflict between the couple. In order to scare her husband, the daughter-in-law figured out to pretend to drink pesticides. However, when she heard that she was going to pour a large amount of dung water, she didn't dare to pretend anymore, so she told the truth. In fact, the doctor also saw that she was pretending, so he wanted to scare her. That bucket is not filled with big dung water,It is a kind of Chinese herbal medicine residue water with a strong taste.
In 2000, my sister suffered a car accident pelvic fracture living in Beijing Chaoyang Hospital , I went to accompany it. I was just in time for my father's stomach cancer and had just had an operation. In addition, the coal mine where we worked was suffering from a financial crisis and was on holiday, so not only was it economically embarrassing, but it was also very gloomy. There are five or six patients in one ward, all local to Beijing, but the situation is not too serious. At first, everyone didn't like me as a foreigner, especially when I first went there, I didn't prepare slippers and wore a pair of leather shoes. The sound was quite loud when I left. I also found it quite inviting. Slowly, when the people in the ward understood my situation, they were very sympathetic. Everyone tried every means to help. Not only did they give me spiritual comfort, they also gave me nutritional supplements to my sister. One of the older sisters gave us a copy when she was discharged from the hospital. There are almost one hundred dollars in the used meal card,,,, after so many years, not only can't forget the care of the big sisters in Beijing, but also often think of the warmth of being cared for, remember their smiles, remember them Encouragement and comfort, and remember to give warmth to those in need when I can, even if it is just a word. It is estimated that I will never see those big sisters in Beijing again in this life. Let me say thank you. This is what I wanted to say but never had the opportunity to say. It also contains my greetings and blessings: a good life Safety!
A girl about 20 years old gave birth to a baby boy in her toilet. At that time, I came to the hospital with my baby and the placenta. At that time, I was having a baby at home. I was in the bed at obstetrics . At about 11 o’clock in the night, a young girl was admitted to the ward. Later, I heard the nurse said that the girl came to the hospital with the baby and the placenta. Shocked me. It turned out that the girl didn't even know that she was pregnant before giving birth in her own toilet. She was still at work, but as a result, she had an uncomfortable stomach, so she took time off and went home to rest. When squatting on the toilet, I thought I had diarrhea.She had symptoms of irregular menstruation, she was very thin again, and she was pregnant just thinking she had become fat. More importantly, she had no substantive sexual behavior at all, and she did not ask more about what was going on with her boyfriend. So the little girl never thought that she would get pregnant. After the girl's boyfriend came to the hospital, he looked dumbfounded when he saw that he was a father. But if you look at the child and you really look like it, you can’t deny it even if you deny it. Only the two of them know how they operated at the time.
Grandma was hospitalized with a fracture, I went to accompany the bed. The old lady in the next hospital bed was seriously ill and couldn't be treated. The doctor urged her to leave the hospital and go home. Her son became angry from embarrassment: Who drove my mother away from the hospital, who I tried desperately. This old lady was in her 80s. She suffered a sudden cerebral infarction and was paralyzed. She lost consciousness. She could only rely on liquid food to maintain her life. She spent more than 1,000 yuan in medical expenses every day. She has been hospitalized for more than 40 days. The old lady’s son said that he was born in a rural area and his family was poor when he was young. Now I am not short of money, trying to make my mother's life better. The old lady’s son was worried that his mother would die prematurely after being discharged from the hospital. In order to repay his mother’s nurturing, he was very disgusted with the doctor’s rushing his mother to leave the hospital. Later, under the persuasion of many doctors and relatives, he went through the discharge formalities for his mother with tears and tears. His filial piety is moving. Money is not everything, and it cannot buy the health and future of loved ones. As children, when the elderly are alive, they should be more filial, be grateful to the elderly, and be kind to the elderly. You cannot wait until the end of life to do some meaningless acts of filial piety. Medicine does not believe in tears. The old lady is dying of illness, unconscious, lingering, and has no quality of life. This is what people often call "suffering alive." No matter who encounters such a tragedy, he is helpless and feels particularly sad.
Ten years ago, I was hospitalized for foot surgery, and I asked a nurse to take care of it. There are five people in the room. There is a woman from the development zone who has a knee meniscus ,That woman can speak, telling us how rich she is, how many good clothes she has, and so on. She always feels very vain and loves to blow her up. She didn't have anyone to accompany her after the operation. The angel called my caregiver and asked my caregiver to push her wheelchair to accompany her to film the film. For a long time, I wanted to go to the toilet but no one took care of it. After that time, I retired the caregiver and found another caregiver. The nurse, the woman could not help, listen to her sweet words, and did not wait for her. It was broken now, every day he came and scolded me, saying that I was bad, and that I was bad-minded. I always scolded him several times a day, and ignored him in a calm manner. Made her angry. There are still such shameless people in the world. They are so shameless and bragging every day that they are so rich and so rich. They can’t even hire a caregiver. After using someone else’s caregiver for several days, they won’t let them use it. I started to swear, I have never seen a woman who is shameless to such a degree. She was discharged from the hospital in front of me. After leaving, other people in the ward said that they had never seen such a thick-skinned person and it would not be good to go anywhere. For ten years, whenever I think about it, I think this kind of person will never be happy in his life, too calculable, too vain, and without pity and shame, this kind of person will definitely not have good luck.
I once saw a patient who came here with an arm supported. His legs and feet were a bit stuck, he could walk unsteadily, he dragged his feet, his tongue was hard, and his teeth were unclear. The man who came with the man was his ex-wife. It is said that the man had cheated and divorced. Both houses pledged money for a divorced wife to spend. The man also borrowed 600,000 yuan from others to start a company with that woman, but the wife ran with the money. Now, the man is madly ill, and it was his ex-wife who sent the man to the hospital. After being injected for two days, the illness is much better. The man smokes again. When the ex-wife takes care of the man, the man opens his mouth and scolds. The ex-wife slaps the man. The ex-wife makes the man repay the 5000 hospital fee she paid, and the man becomes angry. Jumped up and ran chasing his ex-wife. It is better for a woman to curse while running than to raise a dog, whose code will not bite him with dog food, and save his life! The corridors on both sides of the ward were full of patients and their families watching, committing evil! After the man's ex-wife left, no one came to see him and brought him food until he was discharged from the hospital. This old man left with a big bag and a small bag!
I gave birth to two single rooms,Nothing happened. My mother likes to visit next door. It hurts after Caesarean delivery. I can't help but stop calling. My mother is very curious when she comes back. People still call after four or five days. I haven't heard the call. Ask me why I don’t hurt. ? I'm sweating, why doesn't my flesh hurt, bear with me! I remember the time when I was in junior high school, my grandmother cerebral thrombosis was very severe and was paralyzed. It would be summer vacation. We will take turns on duty during the day and night to ensure that our two family members are there. Three beds, no one in the middle, so at night our family slept in the middle bed. An old lady in the bottom of the bed had a slight cerebral thrombosis and could walk down and walk. It has been more than 20 years, but I don’t remember much. Just remember the enviable look of the old lady watching our family take care of my grandma. She paced to the toilet by herself. People are in charge, and they lie there when they’re hungry. Her son’s restaurant packs a bowl of oily noodles. The old lady eats a big bowl quickly. I think it’s a picky eater who doesn’t like eating. It must be very delicious. Looking back when I grow up a little bit, the old lady is really pitiful, she was hungry. There is also the most memorable scene. There are many people going to see grandma during the day. I will stand at the door. The old lady’s three sons and daughter-in-law quarrel at the door. Whose turn is to take care of it. The door is not closed and the noise is very loud. Big, it would be a bit incomprehensible. The old lady is not very sick, and she can still walk down by herself, just eat and drink, and don’t need to take care of her. It’s much better than my grandmother. What’s so noisy?
To say that the strange thing I encountered in the hospital bed is really every man's dream, but it is the hate of women, because this thing is really strange. That year, my grandfather was hospitalized in the hospital. There was a young man in the bed next to us. He seemed to have hemorrhoids. He was in the hospital for a week for surgery. On the first day of the operation, two women came and bought him food, fruit, and fed it to his mouth. From the next day to the day before he was discharged from the hospital, one came every day to buy food for him, and they were all fed to his mouth. On the last day, two came to help him carry things, until there was a special car to pick him up downstairs, which was the most incomprehensible These women are very beautiful. I really admire the fact that this one week of hospitalization has not been different. This person is more popular than others. I was a single dog at the time, and I don’t need dog food.
to accompany my dad in bed,An old man next door asked my dad how many children, and my dad said it was just a girl. The man said with pride that I have two sons! His youngest son came to accompany the bed the next morning, and he was more sluggish than his father. When his father asked, he knew that the Internet cafe had gone to eat chicken at night last night, and his younger son could not find a suitable job after graduating from technical school. In the morning, his father had an injection, and he was worried about changing the medicine bottle, but his son didn't even bother to look at it. After the injection was finished at noon, the old man went to the toilet, his son fell asleep on his father's bed! When the old man came back, there was no one to eat. After a few days, my son played on his cell phone and went to bed every day. There is no such thing as staying with the bed to take care of the patient. My dad asked the old man, why didn’t you see your other son here? The old man said that the eldest son was divorced, and he did not go to work alone and no one would support his baby. Now that he is busy with work, the child is always watched by his wife, and he can't even take care of his home. I thought to myself that I am proud of my two sons at this level! After a few days, the old man watched me give my dad a different way to make good food, wash his face and feet by the bed, communicate with the doctor to arrange the lower treatment, and contact a friend to bring special medicine from abroad... the old man said at last One sentence: Sons and daughters are the same!
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