After reading this message, I remembered the interesting sketch " Torchbearer ".
There is a family named Qi who likes to have a noble son and wants to give the child a special name, which requires it to be both elegant, loud and pleasant. The result was named "Qi Delong Dongqiang", which was homophonic with "Qi Delongdonghong". It is not only loud and pleasant to shout, but also festive and fashionable, so it is not easy to rename it.
I just found it interesting to watch the sketch at that time. Unexpectedly, in real life, someone really named his child five words.
In fact, no matter how many words the name is, as long as it is reasonable and legal, it is indeed understandable. However, Xiangxue's thoughts of a series of problems from this incident are a bit "indifferent".
The country encourages more babies, and naming them will be a big problem in the future. If you want to use five words, six words, or even more words to naming your baby, you may face many "tests" in the future.
Let’s think about it.
First of all, writing a name tests to be careful.
If a family has two or three babies, and each baby is named in several words, it must be quite brain-consuming!
In the past, in order to save trouble by writing names, some parents gave their children extremely simple names. I remember there was an old actor named " Li Ding ". The name is easy to remember and easy to remember. There are also people who call it "Ding Yi" and "Wang Jia", which are so concise and neat.
Children have to learn to write their own name first. If there are many words in the name, it will definitely be very troublesome to practice writing a name. Because there are many words and a lot of strokes, it will test the child's care.
. What should I do if a careless child writes a name without any strokes and drawings, and others can’t recognize it clearly? Maybe it will make a lot of jokes.
Secondly, chanting a name tests patience.
The child entered the new class. When the teacher got the list, he saw that the students' names were all in a long list, and it would be strange if he was not surprised and sweated.
When you meet an old teacher with dizzy eyes or a young teacher with high myopia, you have to open your eyes wide when looking at the list of students, see clearly before chanting, otherwise it will be embarrassing to get the name wrong.
In a school year, teachers need to fill out student lists countless times, and they go through a lot of trouble every time, and their eyes are exhausted!
Fortunately, the teacher is not required to disclose the transcript now, otherwise you will have to dry mouth just by reading the transcript. However, the head teacher always needs to name a name.
If the students’ names are all in a long list, it will test the class teacher’s patience. After more than fifty students finished their names, half of the class passed. You said, what else can the teacher say?
Think about that scene, isn’t it quite interesting?
Third, remembering names tests brain power.
Teachers take over the freshmen every year. It is difficult to identify them, but they are especially worried about remembering the students’ names.
I have previously posted about the fact that there are triplets, twins, four-character names among the freshmen this year, which makes it difficult to distinguish between teachers and is difficult to identify.
If there are multiple twins in the class and the students' names are all four characters or more, if you want to remember these students, it will test your brain power!
When class was in class, the teacher was confused when he looked at the students' faces. Who was that? If you can't name it, you can only say this, "Li Wang XX", you can get up and answer this question. Or, "Zhao Qiansun Li XX", come and climb the blackboard to write ancient poems. When
was correcting homework, the teacher found that there was an error and told the class representative, "Zhang Li xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Think about that scene, isn’t it funny?
Third, go out to do things to test patience.
Think about it later. If the child grows up and needs to queue up to call numbers when going out to do business, it will test patience.
For example, go to the hospital to register and wait in the hall to call. At this time, you need to concentrate on listening.
The hospital's voice system is called word by word. If the patient's name is long, he will shout like this when calling the number, "Zhang-Wang-Gang-Qiang-Yong, please go to Clinic No. 1 for treatment."If you don't listen carefully, you really can't figure out who you are calling?
For example, when filling in the information, if the name is a large string of words, the form may not be written, and the name column in the future will have to be changed.
also, you need to be patient when sending and receiving express delivery. Online shopping has arrived, and the courier called and asked, "Are you Zhang Wangxun? Your express delivery has arrived. "
0,000 yuan per express delivery order, and I have to ask and confirm repeatedly. It is both wasteful and more phone calls. Isn't it a big trouble?
is fourth, and it is very troublesome to naming a special name.
Recall that when we named our son, we just wanted to be special, which caused a lot of trouble.
I originally planned to give the child a literary and elegant name, but during pregnancy, I drafted a few names for backup. However, my family's family thought tradition and said that boys should use "sen" to naming a boy, but the names I drafted were rejected. So I named my son "Zhe". Add the surname and "Senior". I also thought that the name is too ordinary and easy to rename it, so I used the traditional Chinese character "Zhe".
Later I found that children's names rarely encountered duplicate names. However, it also caused a lot of trouble because of the name.
At that time, there was no Internet and computers that were not popular. "Zhe" is a traditional Chinese character, and computers can only be typed with "Wubi". At that time, they were all paper offices, and few people knew about computers, and they would not be "Wubi". It was very troublesome when handling business. The clerk either couldn't type his name or called the name incorrectly.
number After the popularization of intelligence, the word "Zhe" can be called, but I still often encounter the embarrassment of names in my life. Go to the hospital for vaccine , and when doing nucleic acid in the community or handling business, clerks often pronounce "Zhe" as "Ji", which adds a lot of troubles.
, name it carefully without worries.
In order to learn from it, I think, when my son marrys a wife and gives birth to a baby in the future, he should ask him to give the child a simple name! It will not cause trouble to others when he grows up, nor will it add troubles to himself.
Nowadays, many parents have worked hard to give their children a special name.
In order to avoid duplicate names, parents now want to give their children multiple characters, and the business of "narration institutions" will be very popular in the future.
If there are twins, the parents' surnames are "Qi" and "Zhao", and the children's names are "Qi Delongdongkang" and "Zhao Qian Yongmenggang", it will be very lively when calling them!
Friends, have you ever encountered interesting things or embarrassment caused by names? Will you give your children more than four characters in the future?
