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If you like it, please click "Across the Sea" above, and then click "Follow" to receive free article reading. Thank you for your support. We have gradually grown up and forgotten what we looked like when we first met, and also lost our own wings to fly! - DayDayNews

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"Internet Celebrity Story" Erlu analyzed the reasons for the conflicts between Sanda Brother and Simba through his own analysis

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1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa - DayDayNews

1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa

A moment of relaxation: Tell me how a junior high school student can enter high school besides taking the high school entrance examination.

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Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep. - DayDayNews

Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep.

One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend, hahahahahahahahaha

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Which one should I believe? In fact, chasing girls is not that difficult, as long as you are willing to work hard. Do you know why some people become bald very early? Come and tell me which lover wrote this timetable, and drag me down to punish his nine tribes. - DayDayNews

Which one should I believe? In fact, chasing girls is not that difficult, as long as you are willing to work hard. Do you know why some people become bald very early? Come and tell me which lover wrote this timetable, and drag me down to punish his nine tribes.

Funny chat history: Is this the same person?

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I deeply understand the true meaning of this sentence: Where is the coolness? I went to blow up a school, and the teacher knew about it. The teacher said, "Good job. I will prepare explosives next time." He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father. - DayDayNews

I deeply understand the true meaning of this sentence: Where is the coolness? I went to blow up a school, and the teacher knew about it. The teacher said, "Good job. I will prepare explosives next time." He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father.

He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father ~ Daily Comments Award for Funny Pictures

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"I'm still a virgin in my twenties! I'm living at the bottom of society, and I can't even see a woman at work. What should I do?" "I work in a game studio, and I'm going on a blind date! What should I do with my mother-in-law?" Introduce yourself?" - DayDayNews

"I'm still a virgin in my twenties! I'm living at the bottom of society, and I can't even see a woman at work. What should I do?" "I work in a game studio, and I'm going on a blind date! What should I do with my mother-in-law?" Introduce yourself?"

Laughter: "We're from the game studio, getting ready for a blind date! How do you introduce yourself to your mother-in-law?"

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How can this place be both beautiful and practical? What’s the name of this hairless peach? My phone is out of battery, and I spent a long time looking through it to find the charger. - DayDayNews

How can this place be both beautiful and practical? What’s the name of this hairless peach? My phone is out of battery, and I spent a long time looking through it to find the charger.

God replied, what would you do if your girlfriend was slapped by Tyson?

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The first time a female netizen came to my house, what should I do after taking a shower? Do I still want to go out? If a boy posts like this: "I am a boy, I am a junior this year, preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, and I am very stressed. I hope there is a girl - DayDayNews

The first time a female netizen came to my house, what should I do after taking a shower? Do I still want to go out? If a boy posts like this: "I am a boy, I am a junior this year, preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, and I am very stressed. I hope there is a girl

It’s so boring to go to work, it’s fun to fish for “pictures” (2)

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[Humorous Joke] I have lost weight recently. I went out for a run last night. I was hungry after just two steps. I ate one fried rice noodles and 10 mutton skewers. It was a bit spicy after eating, so I bought a bottle of mineral water! After eating I continued running, but my st - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] I have lost weight recently. I went out for a run last night. I was hungry after just two steps. I ate one fried rice noodles and 10 mutton skewers. It was a bit spicy after eating, so I bought a bottle of mineral water! After eating I continued running, but my st

Humorous joke: When the waiter saw me taking a bottle of water from the bathroom, his eyes immediately became uneasy.

06/25 1639

1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a - DayDayNews

1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a

Classic funny jokes about buying rice, funny mirror jokes

06/23 1880

Share unexpected funny pictures, hilarious jokes, interesting jokes, humorous conversations, and anecdotes from around the world. The content is all-encompassing and will greatly increase your knowledge. I found this photo from my dad's bookcase. Did I get into trouble? - DayDayNews

Share unexpected funny pictures, hilarious jokes, interesting jokes, humorous conversations, and anecdotes from around the world. The content is all-encompassing and will greatly increase your knowledge. I found this photo from my dad's bookcase. Did I get into trouble?

[Laughing] 00210 I found this photo from my dad’s bookcase. Did I get into trouble?

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1. Classic son funny joke. When I went shopping with my son, I saw a pair of beautiful high heels. I couldn't help but go in and try them on. I put it on and took two steps, but it was really difficult to walk. I couldn't help but sigh: "Why can't such expensive shoes be made mor - DayDayNews

1. Classic son funny joke. When I went shopping with my son, I saw a pair of beautiful high heels. I couldn't help but go in and try them on. I put it on and took two steps, but it was really difficult to walk. I couldn't help but sigh: "Why can't such expensive shoes be made mor

Classic funny jokes about son, funny jokes about embarrassing daughter-in-law

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1. Hilarious classic middle school students’ funny jokes. While riding in the car, I listened to a few middle school students chatting. Two of the boys were discussing which girl was the prettiest in their grade. They were having fun, and a girl next to them said: “My mom said I’ - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic middle school students’ funny jokes. While riding in the car, I listened to a few middle school students chatting. Two of the boys were discussing which girl was the prettiest in their grade. They were having fun, and a girl next to them said: “My mom said I’

Hilarious classic funny jokes for middle school students, embarrassing classic funny jokes about suits

06/29 1990

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

Today’s joke (8)

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Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take - DayDayNews

Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take

These are other people’s teachers. If my teacher looked like this, I could be admitted to Tsinghua University

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# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea - DayDayNews

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea

Are you three playing tricks? take me one

06/28 1888

Text | Editor by Ji Zhong Pepsi | Ji Zhong Pepsi In 2012, a German man adopted a lion cub in Africa, raised it and released it to the grassland. When they met again many years later, the lioness hugged the man tightly, It buried its head on the man's shoulder and rubbed it back a - DayDayNews

Text | Editor by Ji Zhong Pepsi | Ji Zhong Pepsi In 2012, a German man adopted a lion cub in Africa, raised it and released it to the grassland. When they met again many years later, the lioness hugged the man tightly, It buried its head on the man's shoulder and rubbed it back a

In 2012, a man raised a lion and returned it to the grassland. Five years later, he recognized the lion again at a glance.

06/29 1922

Dogs are human beings' loyal friends. We can say that they are spiritual dogs. So today I will tell you about 6 kinds of "spiritual" dogs. Give them a bite and they will remember you for a lifetime! [Wolf Green Dog] Characteristics: Loyal and brave Breeding Note: It is a hybrid o - DayDayNews

Dogs are human beings' loyal friends. We can say that they are spiritual dogs. So today I will tell you about 6 kinds of "spiritual" dogs. Give them a bite and they will remember you for a lifetime! [Wolf Green Dog] Characteristics: Loyal and brave Breeding Note: It is a hybrid o

6 kinds of "spiritual" dogs. Give them a bite to eat and they will remember you for a lifetime.

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Red Net Moment Reporter Xiao Yi Correspondent Yiping and the northern end of the Xiangjiang River, the rise of Xiangyin! On July 13, Deputy Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee and Governor Mao Weiming came to the Changsha-Yueyang section of the Xiangjiang River to patrol - DayDayNews

Red Net Moment Reporter Xiao Yi Correspondent Yiping and the northern end of the Xiangjiang River, the rise of Xiangyin! On July 13, Deputy Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee and Governor Mao Weiming came to the Changsha-Yueyang section of the Xiangjiang River to patrol

Changsha will add a new gateway to the river and the sea with the surging Yugong Port

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Red Net Moment News, July 15 (Correspondent Yang Qinglu) On the morning of July 14, Lingling District Party Committee Secretary Zhao Liping pointed out during a special investigation on the construction of key projects that we must adhere to the people-centered development idea a - DayDayNews

Red Net Moment News, July 15 (Correspondent Yang Qinglu) On the morning of July 14, Lingling District Party Committee Secretary Zhao Liping pointed out during a special investigation on the construction of key projects that we must adhere to the people-centered development idea a

Lingling: Zhao Liping conducts special research on key project construction

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On July 15, a social work-themed publicity event in Hunan Province was held at the Changsha Conference Center. Red Net Moment News, July 15 (Reporter He Weiling, Correspondent Zhang Xiaoyi, Malan) To judge the degree of civilization of a society and measure the level of governanc - DayDayNews

On July 15, a social work-themed publicity event in Hunan Province was held at the Changsha Conference Center. Red Net Moment News, July 15 (Reporter He Weiling, Correspondent Zhang Xiaoyi, Malan) To judge the degree of civilization of a society and measure the level of governanc

Promoting the modernization of grassroots social governance, they polished their “Hunan social workers” business cards with warmth and professionalism

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"Give you the latest and fastest WeChat internal beta update information!" Remember the key to selling it to you yesterday, today I will reveal to you a new feature of this WeChat Moments upgrade. For this function, it is a pretty good functional experience. For some friends, thi - DayDayNews

"Give you the latest and fastest WeChat internal beta update information!" Remember the key to selling it to you yesterday, today I will reveal to you a new feature of this WeChat Moments upgrade. For this function, it is a pretty good functional experience. For some friends, thi

WeChat Moments upgrade: "Who are you with?" Come and post a circle

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