2 Hours of Comedy To Watch With Friends You Don’t Mind Spending 2 Hours With | Stand-Up Compilation

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2 Hours of Comedy To Watch With Friends You Don’t Mind Spending 2 Hours With | Stand-Up Compilation - DayDayNews

2 Hours of Comedy To Watch With Friends You Don’t Mind Spending 2 Hours With | Stand-Up Compilation - DayDayNews

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1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w - DayDayNews

1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w

[The weather is too hot and sand sculpture copywriting]

05/19 1013

Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o - DayDayNews

Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o

"Micro Novel" Funny Love

05/16 1996

Seagull: Sister, what are you feeding me? I can’t chew the phone without eating it. Just give me the bread on your left hand. Uncle, the steps for injecting a pig are: first control, then aim, and finally inject quickly. You are not good at injecting. Stop taking pictures and go - DayDayNews

Seagull: Sister, what are you feeding me? I can’t chew the phone without eating it. Just give me the bread on your left hand. Uncle, the steps for injecting a pig are: first control, then aim, and finally inject quickly. You are not good at injecting. Stop taking pictures and go

Sister, why do you still come out to dance with a big belly? Please be careful, I'm worried about you

05/17 1837

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th - DayDayNews

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th

Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people

05/16 1427

Little cuties~ You can leave a like for Chuxun after taking the copy~ It would be better if you can comment, collect and repost~ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒狒 crab~ 1. Just graduated: I must step out of my comfort zone, after graduation: work hard Expand your comfort zone. 2. I used to be able - DayDayNews

Little cuties~ You can leave a like for Chuxun after taking the copy~ It would be better if you can comment, collect and repost~ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒狒 crab~ 1. Just graduated: I must step out of my comfort zone, after graduation: work hard Expand your comfort zone. 2. I used to be able

Copywriting｜Funny copywriting: The only thing in the world that keeps me from procrastinating is to charge my phone

05/18 1239

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse? - DayDayNews

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?

Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.

05/16 1956

Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see - DayDayNews

Nowadays, people have less and less time to meet and communicate because of work and family. They usually check how other people are living through their circle of friends. When we first add someone as a friend, we also habitually check the other person’s circle of friends to see

These people’s friend circles are like a joke

05/16 1953

As we all know, the true identities of the security guards and cleaning aunties in the company are always mysterious. You can never imagine what they will be like after get off work. Recently, some netizens discovered that the cleaning aunties in the company are... Feel the appre - DayDayNews

As we all know, the true identities of the security guards and cleaning aunties in the company are always mysterious. You can never imagine what they will be like after get off work. Recently, some netizens discovered that the cleaning aunties in the company are... Feel the appre

After accidentally discovering the true identity of the cleaning aunt, the drama comes from real life.

05/19 1027

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of - DayDayNews

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of

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05/18 1453

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny: Wearing pheasant feathers and a purple robe, it says I live in Stone Bridge (hit an animal)

05/18 1005

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

05/23 1052

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?" - DayDayNews

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"

What do you do when you don't want to attend a school sports day?

05/23 1396

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day?

How boring can a person be? What do you do when you're bored?

05/23 1926

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes. - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.

Now let you see what a great god is!

05/23 1598

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e - DayDayNews

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e

I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.

05/23 1781

They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa - DayDayNews

They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa

The leader is very important. The older you are, the bolder you are.

05/22 1156

K-19 is the first submarine of the Project 658 class. The Soviet Union's first-generation nuclear submarine equipment uses nuclear ballistic missiles, especially the R-13SLBM. - DayDayNews

K-19 is the first submarine of the Project 658 class. The Soviet Union's first-generation nuclear submarine equipment uses nuclear ballistic missiles, especially the R-13SLBM.

Today in History July 4, 1961 Soviet submarine K-19 Widowmaker makes its maiden voyage

05/24 1485

In the current Russia-Ukraine conflict, there have been scenes of new and old weapons being used together during the fight between Russia and Ukraine. In addition, Ukraine is still using many advanced weapons and equipment provided by the military aid of Western countries. It can - DayDayNews

In the current Russia-Ukraine conflict, there have been scenes of new and old weapons being used together during the fight between Russia and Ukraine. In addition, Ukraine is still using many advanced weapons and equipment provided by the military aid of Western countries. It can

Drones as missiles? The Ukrainian Army Tu-141 continuously fired at the Russian mainland, and the anti-aircraft missiles did not condone it

05/24 1696

In the spring of 1945, the armies of the Soviet Union, the United States, Britain and France had reached the German mainland. Among them, the Soviet army was only 60 kilometers away from Berlin and was ready to give the German army a final and annihilating blow. - DayDayNews

In the spring of 1945, the armies of the Soviet Union, the United States, Britain and France had reached the German mainland. Among them, the Soviet army was only 60 kilometers away from Berlin and was ready to give the German army a final and annihilating blow.

The beginning and end of World War II - Allied forces invaded Berlin, Hitler and his new wife committed suicide by taking poison

05/24 1851

For a long time in the past, India has been known as the country with the most frequent aviation accidents in the world. This is also because India’s weapons and equipment are extremely messy. At the same time, a large number of combat aircraft used by the Indian Air Force are ca - DayDayNews

For a long time in the past, India has been known as the country with the most frequent aviation accidents in the world. This is also because India’s weapons and equipment are extremely messy. At the same time, a large number of combat aircraft used by the Indian Air Force are ca

Eight days after the U.S. Navy crashed, another Class A accident was revealed. U.S. media: 5 missiles mounted fell into the sea.

05/24 1623

On the morning of April 3, "En En", the second youngest ultra-premature infant in Sichuan Province who was successfully treated nationwide, was successfully discharged from the West China Second Hospital of Sichuan University. - DayDayNews

On the morning of April 3, "En En", the second youngest ultra-premature infant in Sichuan Province who was successfully treated nationwide, was successfully discharged from the West China Second Hospital of Sichuan University.

Only 22 weeks! The second youngest ultra-premature infant in the country was treated and discharged from hospital

05/24 1799

Cover News Reporter Zhou Jiayi On the morning of April 3, 2020, "En'en", the youngest ultra-premature infant in Sichuan Province and the second youngest in the country to be successfully treated in the country, was successfully discharged from the West China Second Hospital of Si - DayDayNews

Cover News Reporter Zhou Jiayi On the morning of April 3, 2020, "En'en", the youngest ultra-premature infant in Sichuan Province and the second youngest in the country to be successfully treated in the country, was successfully discharged from the West China Second Hospital of Si

Anxious to say hello to the world! West China Second Hospital of Sichuan University successfully treated Sichuan’s youngest gestational age ultra-premature infant

05/24 1125