Starting as a baby, with parents who are gangsters?

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Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

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What is this? How come you can’t bite a dog that’s not afraid of bears? You can twist a bottle but can’t unscrew the cap without monitoring. Who can believe it? Two adults were bullied by a bird and ran away. Tell me, you may not believe it. Only one out of ten people can do it.

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Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

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More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

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1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits

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# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

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That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

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August 24 is the 2,799th day of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s consecutive term in office. At this point, Abe surpassed his maternal uncle Eisaku Sato and became the longest-serving prime minister in Japanese history. However, it was also on this day that Abe once again wen - DayDayNews

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