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1. The sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the drum is broken and the people can beat it. 2. If I become a human resources manager, the first thing I do is to promote myself to be a boss. 3. There are many girls around me, all of whom are sisters-in-law. There is an exception by - DayDayNews

1. The sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the drum is broken and the people can beat it. 2. If I become a human resources manager, the first thing I do is to promote myself to be a boss. 3. There are many girls around me, all of whom are sisters-in-law. There is an exception by

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1. Don’t be sad, you are not the only boy who can’t get me. 2. It is not scary to wait for you, what is scary is that I am not waiting for you. 3. It’s okay if you are tired and ugly. And he's fatter. Is growing flesh a standard winter? 4. If poverty limits your imagination, why - DayDayNews

1. Don’t be sad, you are not the only boy who can’t get me. 2. It is not scary to wait for you, what is scary is that I am not waiting for you. 3. It’s okay if you are tired and ugly. And he's fatter. Is growing flesh a standard winter? 4. If poverty limits your imagination, why

The latest jokes and jokes, jokes: Give me my flowers, my girlfriend is anxious

06/25 1243

Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di - DayDayNews

Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di

Hilarious joke: When will your code be written?

06/26 1816

Looking at the eight spoons in my instant noodles, I realized that there will be seven more sad people in this world. Do you know what this means? I got the vaccine on the 10th and had a pound of liquor on the night of the 11th. Does it have any impact? - DayDayNews

Looking at the eight spoons in my instant noodles, I realized that there will be seven more sad people in this world. Do you know what this means? I got the vaccine on the 10th and had a pound of liquor on the night of the 11th. Does it have any impact?

"Salt God Reply" Do you know what this means?

06/25 1083

When Kim Sang was making the phone call, he said to the two girls: "It's okay. I'll bring my brother here. MLGB, do you think my brother is awesome? Fuck, I'm specializing in treating these people in society." - DayDayNews

When Kim Sang was making the phone call, he said to the two girls: "It's okay. I'll bring my brother here. MLGB, do you think my brother is awesome? Fuck, I'm specializing in treating these people in society."

Jia Dai was beaten, Jia Dai: If you don’t beat you down, I won’t call you or not (3)

06/29 1283

Last month, Niu Niu often said when she came home that "Snape" was long and "Snape" was short. I was confused and didn't know what she was talking about. Could it be that I can't keep up with the junior high school trend? After asking carefully, I learned that it was the nickname - DayDayNews

Last month, Niu Niu often said when she came home that "Snape" was long and "Snape" was short. I was confused and didn't know what she was talking about. Could it be that I can't keep up with the junior high school trend? After asking carefully, I learned that it was the nickname

Do you still remember the "nickname" we gave to teachers and classmates in those years?

06/26 1571

1. Your heart is not romantic, so you can be pretentious when you see anything. 2. Be strong, at least you will like mosquitoes. 3. If roaring can solve the problem, donkeys will rule the world. 4. Pandas and pigs are both lazy and lazy, but their fates are completely different b - DayDayNews

1. Your heart is not romantic, so you can be pretentious when you see anything. 2. Be strong, at least you will like mosquitoes. 3. If roaring can solve the problem, donkeys will rule the world. 4. Pandas and pigs are both lazy and lazy, but their fates are completely different b

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06/25 1709

Funny God replied: How do I do my homework like this? What is the situation of the grid? I bought a second-hand tablet with such information on it. - DayDayNews

Funny God replied: How do I do my homework like this? What is the situation of the grid? I bought a second-hand tablet with such information on it.

God replied: In ancient times, the pigeons used to deliver letters. How did the pigeons know the exact location of the letters?

06/26 1412

My mother said that the boy’s room should be simpler, there is nothing wrong with it. The line drawing is reversed, please contact the road administration to draw it again! The moment Dahuang turned around, was the steering wheel almost crushed? - DayDayNews

My mother said that the boy’s room should be simpler, there is nothing wrong with it. The line drawing is reversed, please contact the road administration to draw it again! The moment Dahuang turned around, was the steering wheel almost crushed?

Now I understand why no one is willing to marry a nurse lady, but I am afraid that it will not be satisfactory! Hahaha

06/29 1493

Inspirational, if you can't climb up, just cheer yourself up, oh hey. If your handwriting is like the person, you must be very beautiful. Which excavation technology is the most terrifying thing? It is definitely a car that will kill people. - DayDayNews

Inspirational, if you can't climb up, just cheer yourself up, oh hey. If your handwriting is like the person, you must be very beautiful. Which excavation technology is the most terrifying thing? It is definitely a car that will kill people.

Hilarious animation: Which excavation technology is the most terrifying thing? It is definitely a car destroyed and people die.

06/27 1835

From childhood to adulthood, there are so many interesting things about Dajinning [laugh] [laugh]! Today I remember something and say something. . I remember when I was in elementary school, I made her egg tea for breakfast before the final exam. I took an egg casually and when I - DayDayNews

From childhood to adulthood, there are so many interesting things about Dajinning [laugh] [laugh]! Today I remember something and say something. . I remember when I was in elementary school, I made her egg tea for breakfast before the final exam. I took an egg casually and when I

Funny things about Dajinning

07/03 1016

I bought it online. Can I give up one and accompany me ten times in this situation? Why don’t we fall together? So we can try them all. "My ex-boyfriend sat at the table in a cuckold, and the bride's face changed!" - DayDayNews

I bought it online. Can I give up one and accompany me ten times in this situation? Why don’t we fall together? So we can try them all. "My ex-boyfriend sat at the table in a cuckold, and the bride's face changed!"

"My ex-boyfriend sat at the table in a cuckold, and the bride's face changed!" Could this be the retribution?

07/02 1299

I was at the right time, "I can't remember what my mother asked me to do. Forget it and come back from get off work!" When I arrived at the company, I wanted to go to the men's bathroom to get off. Suddenly I remembered: "My mother said before leaving, the toilet is gone, your da - DayDayNews

I was at the right time, "I can't remember what my mother asked me to do. Forget it and come back from get off work!" When I arrived at the company, I wanted to go to the men's bathroom to get off. Suddenly I remembered: "My mother said before leaving, the toilet is gone, your da

Humorous joke: I often accidentally enter the men's bathroom because I love to get lost

07/02 1967

My mother asked me to go on a blind date. Which one should I choose? I earn 5,000 a month, and overtime may reach 6,000. Today, the chef graduate exam is taking the Shiba Inu egg yolk pastry, please praise me. - DayDayNews

My mother asked me to go on a blind date. Which one should I choose? I earn 5,000 a month, and overtime may reach 6,000. Today, the chef graduate exam is taking the Shiba Inu egg yolk pastry, please praise me.

Hilarious reply: Today, the chef's graduation exam is taking, I made Shiba Inu egg yolk pastry, please praise me

07/02 1276

01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and - DayDayNews

01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and

Humorous joke: Regret! Yesterday the agency took me to see the house, and I said the lighting was not good

07/02 1635

1. The first time I took my boyfriend home, my boyfriend and parents praised me at the dinner table. When my boyfriend left, my father said happily that he would know that after a while he would have a sudden disaster. 2. Why do poor friends have to be poor? Do they really not in - DayDayNews

1. The first time I took my boyfriend home, my boyfriend and parents praised me at the dinner table. When my boyfriend left, my father said happily that he would know that after a while he would have a sudden disaster. 2. Why do poor friends have to be poor? Do they really not in

Humorous joke: Too many girlfriends are really bad

07/02 1281

Recently, in Jiangxi, at a unique forum, Zhang Jun, Secretary of the Party Group and Procurator General of the Supreme People's Procuratorate, responded to the question of representatives of democratic parties: "We must put our heart in mind and seriously consider how to manage i - DayDayNews

Recently, in Jiangxi, at a unique forum, Zhang Jun, Secretary of the Party Group and Procurator General of the Supreme People's Procuratorate, responded to the question of representatives of democratic parties: "We must put our heart in mind and seriously consider how to manage i

The representative of the democratic party asked sharply, and the prosecutor answered on the spot: "This is indeed a regulatory problem!"

07/03 1862

Many people like to go to supermarkets to buy some toilet paper, especially when there are no tissues at home, stocking up some toilet paper is essential. But when you go to buy toilet paper, you can find that there are usually white and yellow in supermarkets. Which color should - DayDayNews

Many people like to go to supermarkets to buy some toilet paper, especially when there are no tissues at home, stocking up some toilet paper is essential. But when you go to buy toilet paper, you can find that there are usually white and yellow in supermarkets. Which color should

What is the difference between white tissue and yellow tissue? It turns out that there are these tricks! If you don't understand, come and take a look

07/03 1768

Hunan Daily All-Media Reporter Yu Rong In order to fully implement the fundamental task of cultivating morality and further deepening curriculum reform, our province has studied and formulated the "Hunan Province Compulsory Education Curriculum Implementation Measures (2022 Editi - DayDayNews

Hunan Daily All-Media Reporter Yu Rong In order to fully implement the fundamental task of cultivating morality and further deepening curriculum reform, our province has studied and formulated the "Hunan Province Compulsory Education Curriculum Implementation Measures (2022 Editi

When adjusting subject courses, Chinese occupies the absolute C position! "Implementation Measures for Compulsory Education Courses in Hunan Province (2022 Edition)"

07/03 1702

★31 new undergraduate enrollment majors In February 2022, the Ministry of Education’s official website issued the “Notice of the Ministry of Education on Announcement of the 2021 Undergraduate Majors Registration and Approval Results of General Colleges and Universities in 2021”. - DayDayNews

★31 new undergraduate enrollment majors In February 2022, the Ministry of Education’s official website issued the “Notice of the Ministry of Education on Announcement of the 2021 Undergraduate Majors Registration and Approval Results of General Colleges and Universities in 2021”.

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07/03 1513

Today is October 31, and it is the day when heating is started in the north. It is also the day when the Tmall Double 11 event pays the final payment. The discount activity of 50 off for every 300 yuan is quite strong. You can buy items, food, and stock up on the cosmetics and da - DayDayNews

Today is October 31, and it is the day when heating is started in the north. It is also the day when the Tmall Double 11 event pays the final payment. The discount activity of 50 off for every 300 yuan is quite strong. You can buy items, food, and stock up on the cosmetics and da

Big love: Tmall Double 11 strong fans, give love a yellow handrail

07/03 1592

On October 31, the Shanghai and Shenzhen stock markets opened 0.78% lower and closed at 2893.48 points, a drop of 22.44 points, a slight drop of 0.77%; the Shenzhen Component Index opened 0.94% lower and closed at 10397.04 points, a drop of 4.80 points, a slight drop of 0.05%; th - DayDayNews

On October 31, the Shanghai and Shenzhen stock markets opened 0.78% lower and closed at 2893.48 points, a drop of 22.44 points, a slight drop of 0.77%; the Shenzhen Component Index opened 0.94% lower and closed at 10397.04 points, a drop of 4.80 points, a slight drop of 0.05%; th

Analysis of hot industries on October 31: Computer equipment and software services industries lead the rise

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