Equinor Energy Perspectives 2019

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1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

06/07 1184

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

06/04 1711

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

06/05 1516

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

06/04 1528

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

06/02 1319

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The - DayDayNews

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The

Happy joke: There was a beautiful woman who wanted to check her future partner through the computer, but the result came up.

06/04 1426

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think - DayDayNews

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think

What is it like to have a weird leader around you?

06/05 1821

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours." - DayDayNews

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours."

A smile every day, episode 14

06/05 1046

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

I thought she was a myth among women, but she turned out to be a joke

06/05 1390

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

06/11 1479

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

Basic information about the company Goodix is a purely technical chip design company dedicated to the research and development of intelligent human-computer interaction technology. It has gradually developed into a major competitor in China's capacitive screen touch chip and fi - DayDayNews

Basic information about the company Goodix is a purely technical chip design company dedicated to the research and development of intelligent human-computer interaction technology. It has gradually developed into a major competitor in China's capacitive screen touch chip and fi

Goodix Technology - Take a good look at its technical content (only talk about the fundamentals)

06/12 1570

Recently, Shanghai Weir Semiconductor Co., Ltd. announced that it will acquire Synaptics' TDDI business in Asia through a cash capital increase, with a total transaction price of US$120 million. However, there is news that the super AMOLED screen of Samsung Galaxy Note 10+ 5G use - DayDayNews

Recently, Shanghai Weir Semiconductor Co., Ltd. announced that it will acquire Synaptics' TDDI business in Asia through a cash capital increase, with a total transaction price of US$120 million. However, there is news that the super AMOLED screen of Samsung Galaxy Note 10+ 5G use

Weill Semiconductor acquires Synaptics' Asian TDDI business. What are the prospects for this market?

06/12 1567

Text | Jiweinet Proofreading | Maomao Picture Source | Jiweinet Some domestic suppliers of ZTE have received supply signals. Trump proposed a plan on Tuesday local time. It imposed fines and reorganized its management, while the Trump administration considered taking more severe - DayDayNews

Text | Jiweinet Proofreading | Maomao Picture Source | Jiweinet Some domestic suppliers of ZTE have received supply signals. Trump proposed a plan on Tuesday local time. It imposed fines and reorganized its management, while the Trump administration considered taking more severe

The state has increased its support for the integrated circuit industry, and the salaries of employees have also improved a lot.

06/12 1961

#**01. Top 10 Chinese semiconductor companies: Kirin chip has made great achievements, and there is no doubt that it will be ranked first! The global semiconductor market has seen some subtle changes recently. Samsung surpassed Intel in terms of revenue, taking away the latter's - DayDayNews

#**01. Top 10 Chinese semiconductor companies: Kirin chip has made great achievements, and there is no doubt that it will be ranked first! The global semiconductor market has seen some subtle changes recently. Samsung surpassed Intel in terms of revenue, taking away the latter's

A large technology company in Taiwan has cut wages for hundreds of employees, putting everyone at risk!

06/12 1981

LeTV has made the component supply chain whimper, and small and medium-sized enterprises are even facing bankruptcy! Suppliers whose positions were liquidated After OFILM Technology accrued bad debt losses of 300 million yuan on accounts receivable, Shenzhen Tianma A issued an an - DayDayNews

LeTV has made the component supply chain whimper, and small and medium-sized enterprises are even facing bankruptcy! Suppliers whose positions were liquidated After OFILM Technology accrued bad debt losses of 300 million yuan on accounts receivable, Shenzhen Tianma A issued an an

Beleaguered on all sides, will Jinli become the next LeTV?

06/12 1679

Dongxing Securities predicts that the company's net profits from 2019 to 2021 are expected to be 1.94, 292 and 405 million yuan respectively, corresponding to EPS of 0.36, 0.55 and 0.76 yuan respectively. - DayDayNews

Dongxing Securities predicts that the company's net profits from 2019 to 2021 are expected to be 1.94, 292 and 405 million yuan respectively, corresponding to EPS of 0.36, 0.55 and 0.76 yuan respectively.

Brokerage firm’s gold stock portfolio “record” in January: Dongxing wins the championship with a return rate of 17%, while CITIC ranks the worst

06/12 1322