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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho
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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?
Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.
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↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.
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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho
I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.
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Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare
God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?
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Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from
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First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori
The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age
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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"
Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.
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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.
My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha
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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
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On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t
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1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I
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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere
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A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.
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In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat
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