Man Is Allergic To Human Touch, So Spends $1M On Female Robot; Turns Out She's Human In Disguise

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Man Is Allergic To Human Touch, So Spends $1M On Female Robot; Turns Out She's Human In Disguise - DayDayNews

Man Is Allergic To Human Touch, So Spends $1M On Female Robot; Turns Out She's Human In Disguise - DayDayNews

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Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr - DayDayNews

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr

Humorous world: voice-activated lights

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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here.

After receiving an unreasonable request from a girl in the hospital... I was stunned.

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One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla - DayDayNews

Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla

Three tepid jokes in Issue 753 - Huahua

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As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav - DayDayNews

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav

Why is there such a big gap under the toilet partition? The comments made me laugh, hahaha

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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes - DayDayNews

1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes

Happy moment: My female boss was kidnapped late at night, and she told me excitedly in the morning: It’s been more than 10 years...

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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when - DayDayNews

1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when

Happy moment: My daughter went on a blind date and came back and said: The blind date failed again.

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Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

The copywriting is poisonous, I will laugh it off and I will not be held responsible

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One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night. - DayDayNews

One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night.

The beauty made a joke with me

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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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Your children will inevitably be more flexible than you in the future. It would be difficult for them to find a job that brings great satisfaction, high income, and allows them to live close to you. With the deepening of economic globalization, if they value a certain job and sal - DayDayNews

Your children will inevitably be more flexible than you in the future. It would be difficult for them to find a job that brings great satisfaction, high income, and allows them to live close to you. With the deepening of economic globalization, if they value a certain job and sal

How to guide children to find their ideal job?

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Know the car price in advance: Nanyang Chenggong Chery Store, Tiggo 7 has a limited time special offer, and the car purchase discount is 8 from now until July 4. - DayDayNews

Know the car price in advance: Nanyang Chenggong Chery Store, Tiggo 7 has a limited time special offer, and the car purchase discount is 8 from now until July 4.

Nanyang Tiggo 7 profit promotion, the maximum discount is 7,000 yuan, welcome to inquire

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---------Text/Bufanjie--------1. Don't play all your cards, even if your opponent seems to be winning. Only reveal your cards when you are sure your opponent has nothing. 2. Learn to read body language. Most of the time, what people say and what they think are not necessarily the - DayDayNews

---------Text/Bufanjie--------1. Don't play all your cards, even if your opponent seems to be winning. Only reveal your cards when you are sure your opponent has nothing. 2. Learn to read body language. Most of the time, what people say and what they think are not necessarily the

Knowing these points, you will be more attractive in social circles

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# Blind date says to let nature take its course, what does it mean # Let nature take its course, it means a spare tire. This person of the opposite sex is like a worthless person, having no flesh to eat, and it feels like a pity to abandon it. Until you meet a better marriage par - DayDayNews

# Blind date says to let nature take its course, what does it mean # Let nature take its course, it means a spare tire. This person of the opposite sex is like a worthless person, having no flesh to eat, and it feels like a pity to abandon it. Until you meet a better marriage par

When your date says you should let nature take its course, it means you have a spare tire.

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The thinker Gandhi said: "Human progress in any aspect is based on the power of questions." Human beings begin their journey of exploration under the guidance of every very meaningful question. Many scientists ask questions about the universe in a hypothetical way. - DayDayNews

The thinker Gandhi said: "Human progress in any aspect is based on the power of questions." Human beings begin their journey of exploration under the guidance of every very meaningful question. Many scientists ask questions about the universe in a hypothetical way.

Let every question a child asks become an opportunity for growth.

05/20 1201

The last time I posted an article, "Raising a child is about nurturing his energy." Many netizens liked it very much and thought I was right. They commented on the text, liked it, collected it, and forwarded it... I would like to thank everyone for their recognition, and thank To - DayDayNews

The last time I posted an article, "Raising a child is about nurturing his energy." Many netizens liked it very much and thought I was right. They commented on the text, liked it, collected it, and forwarded it... I would like to thank everyone for their recognition, and thank To

Raising a child means raising his energy ~ prerequisite (1)

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