0.7 kg = 1400 grams. This salesperson used one sentence to get tens of thousands of likes from the entire Internet. I'd rather believe that this saleswoman is really stupid. After all, it's not worth telling such a low-level lie in front of the camera. It's better to admit that you really thought 0.7 kilograms is equal to 1400 grams. It may also be that she is usually very smart, but sometimes she suffers from intermittent brain short-circuit, which is commonly known as being guilty. Everyone makes mistakes, and they make mistakes stubbornly.
This is really not the first time I have encountered this kind of thing. There are more than one jokes on the Internet. Let me introduce a few to you:
Bronze level jokes. For example, what is the value of 0.8 multiplied by 0.5 that is widely circulated on the Internet? It is estimated that many netizens have already regarded it as a joke. But believe it or not, if my video becomes popular, there will still be many people in the comment area who think the answer is 0.04? Some people can't be convinced no matter how much evidence you give them. In addition, there are indeed bugs in calculators these days, so even if you show him a calculator, he won't believe it.
Silver level jokes. It's true. Many years ago, I worked on a project where I planted trees every 10 meters on both sides of a 6,000-meter road. In addition, each tree has a base with a radius of 1 meter, which is 2 meters in diameter.
As shown in the video demonstration
Then the vice president and I went to conduct on-site research and estimate how much tree base we would need to dig.
I think a total of 6000÷10×2=1200 tree bases should be dug. This is a simple arithmetic problem that should not be controversial. However, the bright spot came when the vice president criticized me and said that I had made a mistake. He believed that the base diameter of each tree was 2 meters, so the distance between tree bases was only 10 minus 2 equal to 8 meters. So a total of 6000÷8×2=1500 tree bases are needed. I was shocked and wanted to correct him tactfully. Miraculously, at that moment, everyone present was surprisingly unanimous in their opinions. Another department head and project manager actually thought that 1,500 tree bases were needed. Moreover, everyone’s serious expressions definitely didn’t look like they were joking. I thought to myself that these guys were just here on a temporary basis, and everyone wouldn’t have made an appointment in advance to make such a joke with me. The final result was that I had a look of astonishment and the majority obeyed the majority.
would like to emphasize here that this vice president is actually a very open-minded person, very receptive to the opinions of his subordinates, and lives a very frugal life. Several supervisors present are also elites in the industry. This project is part of a larger project. We only make plans and the higher-level departments are responsible for the construction, so there is absolutely no possibility of money laundering. The only explanation is that everyone made a collective mistake at that time. Of course, there is a continuation of the story. Later, the construction and design department corrected the error, and the saplings were actually given at 1,200. This is a story later.
The leader’s name is not mentioned here, so it is not a revelation. If the leader watches this video, don’t blame me, haha.
Okay, the following is a diamond-level joke, three people eating, this arithmetic problem is also widely circulated, many people must have heard it. It was said that three people went to eat and spent 25 yuan. Three people plan to be AA, so each person gets 10 yuan. The waiter found five 1-yuan bills, but lost two dollars while taking the money. I won’t ask the waiter whether he should pay compensation if he lost two dollars. Just say that the remaining 3 yuan will be returned to 3 people for one dollar each. Then the author of this paragraph played a word game and analyzed that three people each took out 10 yuan and got back 1 yuan. In fact, 9 yuan was spent, plus the two lost yuan, so the total expenditure was 3×9+ 2=29 yuan. Question: Why is there 1 yuan missing? This question is actually very simple, so I won’t analyze it.
Okay, why do I say so many jokes? In fact, I want to express two points: first, everyone will make mistakes; second, if most people make mistakes, they would rather admit that they are a fool than admit that they are a bad person. After all, being stupid is easier to forgive, right?
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