[This article is original by Super Casino, author: T Xiaopang, reproduction is prohibited without authorization]
As Mother's Day approaches, KFC's latest advertisement has instantly made it on the hot search list. However, the reason for being on the hot search is not because the advertisement is too good, but because... it is so sexy!
This ad is full of half-naked muscular men dancing in awe of all the world. Is it related to Mother's Day? Many netizens said that after reading this advertisement, they no longer want to eat fried chicken!
This year there are more than this bad advertisements. I remember that the controversial "coconut tree brand coconut milk" advertisement that "drink from childhood to adulthood" was also criticized by netizens for a long time.
But fortunately, this advertisement was eventually called to stop by radio and television. Not only that, some of the advertisements with problems such as "Libu Jinqiu Capsules" and "Qianshenpai Sizi Filling Capsules" were also called to stop. The popularity of the radio and television industry this time has made the audience applaud. At the same time, many Shandong friends left messages, begging the radio and television masters to check the advertisements of local TV stations in Shandong, hoping to save Shandong audiences from the fire and prevent everyone from suffering from the poison of vitiligo, rheumatoid rheumatoid arthritis, femoral head necrosis, and infertility!
For most viewers born in the 1980s and 1990s, in that era when the Internet was not developed, the advertisements on TV were accompanied by the growth of a generation. Looking back on every time the TV series was performed in a wonderful place, they started to broadcast advertisements, and they had the heart to smash the TV! The audience is so angry that they hate the advertisement!
Now, so many years have passed, looking back, those evil advertisements back then have become indelible memories of a generation. And from the current perspective, those advertisements are actually a bit friendly in addition to some silly.
If you want to say that the one who poisons the audience the most, who dares to rank first, "卡台湾湾湾湾湾" ranks second? "My Fair Princess" in the advertising industry is the only one! This pair of dolls who shouted "I won't accept gifts during the holidays this year, but I will receive gifts and platinum in my mind" took them for twenty years. 0,000 evils ~ The source of all evils ~
Various brainless dances jump from autumn to winter, from spring to summer, like devilish steps, playing invincible hands in the advertising world.
poses and is the strongest expert in the disguise industry. I wonder if any of my friends have counted how many sets of clothes these two have changed in the past twenty years...
Speaking of " Hengyuanxiang ", I believe everyone is very familiar with its advertising slogan, a passionless male voice "Heng———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— That year, the Beijing Olympics opened grandly, so Hengyuanxiang, as a sponsor, launched an upgraded version of the package "Hengyuanxiang · Welcome the Olympics · Luxury Supreme · Twelve Zodiac · It doesn't make sense to say you're dead"! A jpg background image plus the following nuclear energy background sound for the full process:
"Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat! Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-niu Niu Niu Niu! Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-tiger-tik-tik! Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat! Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat! Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-dragon-dragon-dragon! Beijing Olympics sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-snake snake snake! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-mama-horse! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-sheep! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-sheep! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-monkey monkey! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-chief cock! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-dog! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-dog! Beijing Olympic sponsor! Heng-yuan-xiang-pig pig! "
ghost animals brainwashing, no one can defeat! I advise everyone not to dig graves and find videos easily, because you will go crazy after watching them! However, it is precisely because this advertisement is too magical that it was called to stop after a while. However, the poison it planted on many viewers has been evaporated after many years.
"Frequently constipated, be sure of Xiangdanqing!" Perhaps, the most wonderful thing in the world is... Let's talk about constipation while playing the quick-pitched!
"The stomach is blocked and bloated, ah? The intestines are not smooth! The bowel movement is so hard that it is so tight that it is so blocked! The bowel movement is so heavy that it is so busy that it is so blocked! The bowel movement is so long that it is so bloated! This! It is frequent constipation, so be sure of Xiangdanqing~ One fruit, one leaf and one Astragalus, don't let old constipation drag down the body! Frequent constipation, please recognize Xiangdanqing!"
I believe this line is also a brainwashing tool for many viewers, and now everyone can often see this advertisement on TV. Um! The writing is smooth, the structure is neat, and every sentence is rhymeful! But please, can you please stop broadcasting at mealtime?
has the same effect as "Xiang Danqing" and this older "Tianhe Gutongtie" advertisement - singing Peking Opera to talk about bone pain!
I think even if the universe is destroyed, I will not forget the sentence "It hurts! Post it! It hurts! Post it!"
Now, there is also the square dance version of the "Wantong Muscle Bone Sticker" advertisement on TV.
In terms of disgust, no one can compare to this "Green Arrow Chewing Gum" advertisement back then. All the time, I heard this brainless man and woman keep "chewing~", "ciao~", "chewing~", "chewing~", "ciao~", "chewing~", "chewing~", "ciao~", "chewing~", "ciao~", "chewing~", "ciao~", "chewing~", "ciao~" ...
and the terrible woman who has formed a heavy taste and smelling toilet quirk since she used "Mr. Wei Meng"!
. If you want to say that domestic advertising sand sculptures are the best, it must be Wangzai Advertising! No matter which product, no matter the actors, men, women, and young, they can exude completely different textures of sand sculpture!
And the most famous one is of course Li Ziming from "Class 6 of Year 3"!
Yes, it was Li Ziming who sent him two cans of Wangzai milk and wanted to broadcast the whole school!
It turns out that the mentally retarded boy is full of joy. The song "Mother~Mother~" is like a magical sound. I remember that the editor who was deeply poisoned back then sang "Mother~Mother~" to his mother from time to time. When I think back, I really want to pat myself to death.
The most terrifying thing is that after many years, Wangzai Milk still has not let the audience go, and it has made a comeback! In a blink of an eye, Li Ziming has changed from a classmate in Class 6 to a teacher in Class 6 of Year 3. However, the passage of time has not erased his silly temperament, and he is still so mentally retarded!
And the Wangzai milk in Moma's hand also changed from two cans to 8 liters!
Chapter 0, this lady, do you want to kill your son?
In addition to these, I believe that many celebrities in the advertisements are still fresh in the audience.
For example, Jackie Chan, who has her hair done with "Bawang Shampoo"~
Jerry who rides "Aima Electric Vehicle" every day to run the announcement~
Haiqing, who takes "Tide laundry detergent" to go to the street to wash clothes for others~
As his career grows bigger, even Zhang Yixing joins the laundry team~
Only visit "Hailan Home" twice a year. The soul dancer who has been shopping for half a year Yin Xiaotian ~
Da Mi Mi who found a job and a house on "58.com" ~
was sent by "Snickers" The three little guys who came to save the hungry ~ (Fans watched it and wanted to hit people!)
There is also hope that all elderly people in the world can have a pair of "Zhulijian Old Man Shoes" Teacher Zhang Kaili ~
and Tang Guoqiang Teacher Tang Guoqiang ~
Now it seems , those advertisements that accompany our growth are really exciting ~
Although these advertisements are very silly, we have to admit that the brainwashing effect is excellent ~ More importantly, no matter which one, the marketing effect is also great, and it is impossible not to accept it~
Finally, I gave you two "advertising versions" "Jiangchengzi" adapted by netizens many years ago to commemorate our distant advertising years:
I talked about teenagers, treating kidney deficiency, and not containing sugar. The brocade hat and sable fur are used by King Kang. In order to repay the prefect, he followed the prefect for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. After drinking, my chest and guts are still open, and the watermelon is frosted, and I am happy to be a man. In the clouds of sacrificial saccharide, three gold glucose. He can pull the carved bow like a full moon, looking northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death are vast, and the source of eternity is always good, sheep and sheep. A lonely grave that is thousands of miles away is extremely powerful in washing clothes. Even if we meet, we will not recognize each other. We will supplement the C and Shierkang. When I came to the night, I suddenly returned home, learned foreign languages, and New Oriental. Look at each other speechlessly, washing is healthier. I expected to find a job every year, and Foxconn.
