4 The mother pulled Pangpang across the road and was stopped by the police. She knew that she would be fined for violations, so she leaned close to Pangpang's ear and gave a few instructions, and walked towards the booth with a tough bullet.

1 There is no love for no reason, nor hatred for no reason, but there is fat for no reason!

2 My mother asked me why I haven't come out in the bathroom for so long, and I didn't dare to tell her: I was fascinated by myself when I passed by the mirror.

3 I never like strangers asking me about privacy. Today, someone I didn’t know asked me where I went, and I said: What’s your business? Then he drove me out of the taxi.

4 Mother pulled Pangpang across the road and was stopped by the police. She knew that she would be fined for violations, so she leaned close to Pangpang's ear and gave a few instructions, and walked towards the booth with a tough bullet.

Pangpang Mom: Comrade policeman, I picked up a lost child.

Policeman: Ah! thank you! Leave the child to me and you can leave now.

Pangpang Mom: Be obedient, uncle will take you home later.

Pangpang: OK, goodbye mom!

5 When I was in junior high school! A classmate had diarrhea in the middle of the night. . . . . The students in the entire dormitory were smelly outside, and a group of people were shaking in the cold wind. When I heard the news the next day, I saw that starting from the threshold of their dormitory, a shit road extended to the door of the toilet, and then it disappeared! Looking up at the tree next to the toilet, a pair of blue shorts hung alone! ! ! ! !

6 The husband quarreled with his wife, and his wife said, "What right do you have to point fingers at me?" The husband said, "If I marry you, others dare not miss you. This is the right to possession; if you wash and cook for me, this is the right to use; if you give me a baby, this is the right to gain; if you make me dissatisfied, I will divorce you, this is the right to dispose of you."

7 A Chinese assassin and a foreign assassin stay together to exchange their experiences as an assassin.

Foreign assassin said, "In our place, we always go on the roof for missions. But it's strong, why are you all going to the beam?"

Chinese assassin sighed and said, "Oh, don't mention it. Chinese residents are reluctant to repair the roof. Last time I was running happily on the roof, and I fell into the cesspool in one step."

8 was on a business trip. Because I drank the night before, I had no appetite the next day and didn't eat much lunch. I was hungry at five o'clock in the afternoon. I thought I had to continue drinking in the evening and I had to eat something to cushion. So I just finished a bowl of hot ramen at a Lanzhou restaurant. I was walking back to the hotel with satisfaction. The phone rang. Leader: Where are you? Hurry up to the hotel entrance. I was tired of eating the food in this hotel, so let’s go eat ramen together. I...

9 A manager thought he was very smart. One day, a client tested his intelligence. The client said, "How many public toilets are there in China? How many RMB are there in circulation?'' "I am not the Ministry of Health and the Ministry of Finance, how can I know."

Later, the manager asked the secretary, and the secretary said, "'There are only two public toilets, and there are only 188 yuan, 8 cents, and 8 cents are in circulation."

10 "I didn't expect him to be such a person, wuwu..." Sasha cried and said ~ I asked anxiously, "What happened? He brought you?" Sasha blew her nose, "I went to his house last night, but he clearly said that he would not do anything to me. In the middle of the night, wuwuwu, he actually came to my room and squeezed the acne on my forehead!!! Uh (°_°)… It’s just worse than beasts…

11 I just greedy for my brother to steam hairy crabs, and then my brother asked me to use a toothbrush to clean the crab belly’s lid, but when I brushed the crab, I always moved around hard, so I said it was so annoying, how could I brush it? My brother came over and said, “No, you use a toothbrush to brush its chrysanthemum, can it not move? If someone uses a toothbrush to brush your chrysanthemum, will you not move? If someone uses a toothbrush to brush your chrysanthemum, will you not move? .

12 When I went home for a blind date, I saw a girl. I just had my first appointment and met a guy: “I changed my girl again…”. Since then, the woman has never paid attention to me…